<![CDATA[Jezebel: analyze this]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: analyze this]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/analyzethis http://jezebel.com/tag/analyzethis <![CDATA[LOLVogue: Who Can Has Cheezburger?]]> It's not too late to enter our LOLVogue caption contest and win a cheeseburger of your very own. Come on, put werds on moddles! A winner will be picked by the end of the day! So far, we've had a lot of great suggestions — after the jump, some of the best.


LOLVOGUEBLANKBIG082107.jpg

  • Invisible see-saw
  • I jumpz 4 u. pleeez cheezburger now?
  • Invisible locuhmotive hand car.
  • anna sez jump i sez how hi
  • oh noes!!!11 i hitted papuhratzi with mah invisible vespa!!1!
  • i gets high on camera. i pwnd k8 moss
  • OH HAI, I CAN HAS CLOSEUP?

Earlier: LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=291694&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[How Alex Rodriguez (Kinda) Explains The World Of Men]]> As any sports fan knows, baseball is kinda like dating; that is, it's a game of heartbreak, strikeouts, and low averages. And as much as we'd love to have a laugh over this morning's NY Post story on how New York Yankee infielder Alex Rodriguez looks to have cheated on his wife — we like ragging on the Yankees, you know! — the whole thing is more depressing than amusing. Mostly because A-Rod (or 'Stray Rod', as the Post has christened him) serves as a reminder that no matter how benign or boring a guy seems in public — the main reason we love the game is because it's populated by men who know a thing or two about loyalty, humility, subtlety and teamwork, except of course, guys like Damon, Bonds, Sheffield, and Clemens — in private, sometimes even the most seemingly decent man (or so his handlers say!) is just another pig with a weakness for bleached blondes in heels.

But the real problem here is that Alex — who suffered one his worst years statistically during the 2006 regular season with a staggeringly high number of strikeouts, a slugging percentage 50 points lower than his career average and his second-fewest home runs since 1997. Oh, and then there was that stinker of a postseason! — seems to have stuck to the script that so many down-on-their-luck dudes follow when rising from the ashes of their own creation: Cheating on their wives. What is it with these people??? We'd ask a shrink, but, uh, we hear that Alex's psychologist wife Cynthia isn't taking new patients.

He's A Yankee Doodle Randy [NYPost]

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=264374&view=rss&microfeed=true