Nothing says "I want my insides licked out" quite like the finest confections that money can buy. "I don't know if that chocolate is fair trade," you might say to your honey, as they're eating, "but my asshole is and it tastes just as good." Pinkies out, let's take a trip to Assville.
On last night's episode of Jersey Shore, a rumor was circulating in the barber shop about Deena: She likes to toss salads. While MTV willingly showcases violence on the show, the words "tongue," "lick," and even "butt" were bleeped out.