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JLady
09/19/09

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Giving a blow job to someone who's wearing a condom is like sucking on a balloon: Not particularly enjoyable.
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drunkexpatwriter
09/19/09

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I'd rather not get a blow job than wear a condom for a blow job. I have no problems with wearing a condom for fucking. I just feel like every sexual encounter, condom or not carries some risk and if the girl and I aren't hot enough for each ot her to put up with the fairly low risk from unprotected oral sex we aren't hot enough for each other to be doing any sex.

At the end of the day if a girl blows me 99 percent of the time I'm going to be eating her out and I'm sure as hell not going to put saran wrap around her vagina to do so.
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geckogirl
09/19/09

@drunkexpatwriter: I think this comment could be taken as having a "I'm hot for anyone" connotation or a "I'm hot for few people" connotation and I guess I'm choosing to hear the latter. That said, I think I like the sentiment.
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LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
09/19/09

@geckogirl: I think D.E.W. would agree that he's pretty much hot for everyone. Did you mean hot to everyone?
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drunkexpatwriter
09/19/09

@LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: No. I'm not "pretty much hot for anyone."

I was saying that when I'm with I'm with a woman that I want enough to make love with I think that she's worth a risk.
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Faster.Pussycat
09/19/09

@drunkexpatwriter: You want to make love to her so much that she should risk gonorrhea of the throat? That's, um, very thoughtful of you.
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drunkexpatwriter
09/20/09

@Faster.Pussycat: I'm taking a risk too when I go down on her. And even with condoms there are still risks of other diseases. The risk of disease from oral sex either way is fairly low.

That said, I don't think blow jobs are a requirement for getting it on. If she'd rather I wear a condom for a blow job, I'd rather not get the blow job.

If she'd want me to put whatever on her vagina I'd rather not go down on her vagina.

Sex is always about risk to one degree or another be it physical, emotional or both. If you are not into each other enough to deal with some sort of risk, you probably shouldn't be hooking up.
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lfw1031
09/19/09

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Selling worn dollar-store pantyhose @ $13 to $30 a pop?? I think I've found my grad school tuition!!! Thanks, Tracie!
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BitchIsTheNewBlack
09/19/09

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"so you have a tight pussy...good for you" idk, I think I may try to use this in conversation tomorrow.
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ampersandparade
09/19/09

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"I'm so over this, I'm dead!"
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Fatwetdog
09/19/09

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Agh, the video is gone, but i really need to know if people really use condoms for blow jobs.
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LaFemme
09/19/09

@Fatwetdog: Same. Need to know. I got in trouble here for saying I was shocked anyone used dental dams for female oral so I apparently need some teaching on this.
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John Thompson
09/19/09

@LaFemme: I imagine if you've got canker sores or any other sort of minor wound in your mouth it's a good idea to use a condom.

As far as I'm aware the risk of oral transmission for a lot of the more shitty diseases is pretty low. But a lot of the common infections, like gonorrhea, can manifest in the throat. If you're going to do it, don't brush your teeth or floss for awhile before you do it, or eat crunchy foods. Even the smallest tears in the flesh of your mouth increase the risk of transmission.

But you could always just take the risk. Just like the guy in the video, a lot of dudes have strong preferences against condom use in oral sex or just condom use in general.
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Feminist Whore
09/19/09

@Fatwetdog: Yes they do. Professionals do. I knew a gal who would hold the still rolled up fresh condom in her mouth (unlubed condom, no spermicide - that shit tastes nasty), with the little resevoir tip pointing in, tilt her head back and put a couple drops of lubricant inside the condom tip, and then put the condom on the dude using her mouth to unroll it down the shaft. It was really impressive, and beyond sexy. Yes, I saw it live and in person.

She said that if she did it on the sly sometimes guys didn't even realize until halfway through that she was using a condom. Also, works best if the condom is not super tight, of course. I've given lots with condoms, (no lube, no spermicides, my brand lube only inside) and I don't really even notice the condom, but I can't do her little mouth trick as eloquently as she could.
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Cunning_Linguist
09/19/09

@John Thompson: I won't go near any kind of sexytimes if I have a cold sore or canker sore. I'd like to keep that to the top half of my body, thankyouverymuch.
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Snowbunny
09/19/09

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Dying is the ultimate kiss off.
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Snowbunny
09/19/09

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I do, but it's mostly a taste thing for me. If I don't love you I don't like the taste your pre-cum. Plus I learned how to put condoms on with my mouth a few years ago and it's my favorite party trick.
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Fatwetdog
09/19/09

@Snowbunny: Teach trick!?
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Snowbunny
09/19/09

@Fatwetdog: It's easy, you just have to put the rolled up part against your teeth with the middle part plenty of room to go into your mouth, make sure it's going to be able to unroll IN your mouth (you aren't blowing up a balloon here) and just insert penis into mouth. Really, you're only going to get like 3-4 inches covered with condom before it starts to feel weird, so just roll the rest down with your hand. I would practice on something phallic a couple of times (dildo, vegetable, ect) before going after the real phallus.

If that wasn't clear there's lots of instruction manuals on sites like Babeland or just Google it.
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sincbt3
09/19/09

@Snowbunny: Wow, so, um, you give blowjobs to guys you don't even like that much? That sounds empowered.
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SisterRay73
09/19/09

@sincbt3: I don't think that was the point - Snowbunny just said "If I don't love you", not "If I barely like you"...we don't live in a world in which we're absolutely in love with everyone we have sexual interactions with!
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Snowbunny
09/19/09

@sincbt3: Read the actual words I wrote before assuming things about me, please.
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sincbt3
09/19/09

@Snowbunny: Yes, i know, you said guys you don't love, i said guys you don't like that much. i get it, i was wrong to change the wording. my point was supposed to point out the you like tasting the semen of guys you love but not guys you don't love. SO: does this mean you stop using a condom if you fall for a guy? what if you love a guy but his semen tastes bad? exactly how many different dicks have you sucked? Of those, how many belong to guys you love?

@goodcheapfun: that's cause it is.
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bookling
09/20/09

@sincbt3: I kind of hope the answer to "exactly how many different dicks have you sucked?" is 37. ("In a row?") Clerks FTW.

Seriously, though, what does it matter? Don't be an asshole.
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Sanfo
09/19/09

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It's no longer showing up, but a quick search at Vimeo displays this link: [www.vimeo.com]
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ampersandparade
09/19/09

@Sanfo: You are a lifesaver!
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kim_greasy
09/19/09

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NO LONGER EXISTS?
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Aaron Martin-Colby
09/19/09

@Dark_Snark: Yeah. Same for me. What's the dilly, yo?
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CollegeCamel
09/19/09

@Aaron Martin-Colby: Just go to their vimeo page, it's there.
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BitchIsTheNewBlack
09/18/09

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Is the video not showing up for anyone else??
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Helio
09/18/09

@BitchIsTheNewBlack: what. the. eff?! It's not showing up for me either and what with the dumb night i've had (including failing to get my herbal remedy), jez web editor(s) please fix!
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LeeroySpitzer
09/18/09

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If you two ever do fuck, I'll be your bisexual Oreo-filling-buffer-boy. I'll bring my own headies too!
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ampersandparade
09/18/09

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Vimeo appears to have killed the video.
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randomvoyeur
09/18/09

@ampersandparade: I know! I needs zee pot psychology, its been way too long. Help a girl out?
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ampersandparade
09/19/09

@randomvoyeur: From upthread: [www.vimeo.com]
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swashbuckling
09/18/09

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I do. I'm in a FWB situation with an ex. We've been split up for almost a year and things are still amicable, so I think it's working. I insist on a (flavored) condom because I don't want to pry into whatever he's doing when we're not together. Obviously, there's no expectation of exclusivity, but it's just easier to give him a little freedom and protect myself at the same time.

My own peeve is that he buys these ~variety~ packs and they have orange and banana flavors. I only like the cherry ones, wah!
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Lymed
09/18/09

@swashbuckling: The former HIV/AIDS educator in me gives you kudos.

That said, you can buy your own cherry flavored condoms.
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Rzep
09/18/09

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My friend's maxim: "I would rather get gonorrhea of the throat than taste latex"
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Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
09/19/09

@Rzep: Ta da! [z.hubpages.com]
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ampersandparade
09/19/09

@HeatherNumber1: Servicey.
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