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Octocock V. Boobiverse: Screw Faceless People But Wrap It Up This is one of two French AIDS-prevention advertisements to win a Bronze medal at the Cannes International Advertising Festival (click the picture to see this and the one with a dude writ, um, large). The tag line: "Explore. Just protect yourself." Although the tongues in the female version are non-gender specific, the advertisement for a man contains a female face that looks like a blow-up doll, several obviously feminine mouths and genitalia that looks way more like a pocket pussy than a woman being as it lacks legs (or hair) for context, but no obvious visual references to anal sex (or non-gendered assholes). I guess a man's exploring is supposed to be limited to women, but since all women are supposedly a little bi and it's less "gross," the tongues don't have to obviously be dudes'. Anyway, we're mostly trying to figure if the pictures are erotic or weird, or both. Vive la France! [Salon]

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pot psychology

"How Do I Tell My Boyfriend About My Yeast Infection?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs. Really.) In this episode, my friend till the end, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like abortion scams, diabetic drinkers, and rim jobs. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)
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4:20 PM on Fri May 9 2008
By Slut Machine
25,298 views, 151 comments

Latest by n/a: Um, I don't even get stoned anymore, well at least not often, but you two are hilarious and surprisingly good at giving advice. I'm addicted, not to weed, but to you guys! Aaron more »

strictly dickly

5 Other Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis

There's piece over on CBS News, via WebMD, that claims to tell men five things they didn't know about their penises. The info provided is basically useless old news (Your Penis Does Have a Mind of Its Own, Your Penis May Be a 'Grower' or a 'Show-er'). The problem? It was written by a man. The only way men are gonna learn something they don't know about their own peens is if they get a completely fresh perspective from someone who's had a lot of face time with dicks—me! More »

3:40 PM on Thu Mar 20 2008
By Slut Machine
32,245 views, 217 comments

Latest by n/a: When the hot lust is on you, a lot of these fussy little questions disappear. more »

pot psychology

"Do I Have To Give Myself An Enema Before Anal Sex?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (As always: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, I get baked with my brother of another mother, Rich, and attempt to tackle issues like anal sex preparation, wedding etiquette, and better forms of birth control. (Note that I said "attempt.") Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

4:20 PM on Thu Mar 6 2008
By Slut Machine
22,010 views, 114 comments

Latest by j.lu: Please GOD tell me you are doing an extended Pot Psychology on 4/20. Please. more »

pot psychology

"Will I Look Like A Whore If I Keep A Supply Of Magnums?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Did we mention? Don't do drugs!) Gawker Media videographer Alex Goldberg filmed me and my friend Rich — who, like last time, played the role of sidekick — attempting to tackle issues like cheating, jealousy and dudes who try to sneak the d in the b . (Note that I said "attempting".) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

4:20 PM on Thu Feb 7 2008
By Slut Machine
14,895 views, 129 comments

Latest by n/a: And Rich was just blogging about how he loves a female with good neck snap control! Anal crystal sex with a shaman.... SM, how could you have NOT done that yet?! more »

porn ultimatum

Tristan Taormino: "Porn Is As Cerebral As It Is Visceral"

Village Voice columnist, author, adult film director, anal sex guru, and all-around sex educator Tristan Taormino is one of the most quotable women I've ever met in my life. When I interviewed her on Friday morning in Vivid Entertainment's booth at the Adult Entertainment Expo, I was having a hell of a time — in my hung-over condition, mind you — trying to write as fast as she talked. Seriously, I haven't worked my hand that hard since, well actually, since I got home last night and watched Chemistry 3, the latest installment of her reality DVD series that's sort of an experiment in pornography. Tristan puts six porn stars in a house for 36 hours, with no script, shooting schedule or scene requirements, and lets the sex happen naturally, allowing the performers to establish their own boundaries (or lack thereof). It's concepts like this that has Tristan challenging the existing order of things in the adult industry, as well as challenging typically non-porn watching audiences to open their minds to something they hadn't realized they could enjoy. Oh, and also, she's kuh-raaazy smart. More »

4:30 PM on Mon Jan 14 2008
By Slut Machine
17,492 views, 116 comments

Latest by n/a: @dcdulce: Like nerve.com's tagline: screw with your mind. (Actually, I don't know if they still say that but I have an old t-shirt of theirs that says it on the back.) more »

Scott Peterson reportedly has AIDS. Well, The Globe is doing the reporting, so you know, it might not be true. But what if it is? Was the sex consensual? And if it was, is Scott a top or a bottom? [The Globe, image via ONTD]

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jezebel: the marketing survey

The Jezebel Reader: Profile Of A Bleeding-Heart, Bleeding-Sexed, Socially-Conscious Clive Owen-Worshiping Slob

Dear Reader:
As our esteemed colleague Anna announced this morning, today is our six month anniversary. Now give yourselves a pat on the back for contributing to our momentous growth and all around well-being. Done? Great. After a few days of extensive data mining, we'd like to take this opportunity to present to you a psychographic profile of the average Jezebel reader. Who is this elusive hussy? Is she for or against period sex? Does she think Tyra Banks had a nose job? Does she like black, white or Asian babies best? We used the scientifically infallible method of culling your poll answers to create a foolproof Jezebel reader profile. Our results after the jump. More »

5:30 PM on Wed Nov 21 2007
By Jessica
5,494 views, 57 comments

Latest by marvel girl: Yeah, I guess it was kinda accurate. 'Cept I kinda dont like Hillary Clinton too much. Obama's my boy. more »

losing it

Technical Virgins: Do Oral And Anal Count As "Real" Sex?

You probably gave a blow job or got eaten out before you ever had vaginal intercourse (assuming you're straight, natch). So if you did everything except letting the boy put his Linus in your Snoopy, did you consider yourself a virgin? A study published in the Journal of Adolescent Health found that 70% of kids age 12 - 16 believe that oral sex doesn't count, and 16% believe that anal doesn't either. It's interesting because, like, what really is sex? 'Cause the whole "penis in the vagina" thing seems, I don't know, too biblical or something. Besides, if that's the real definition, then that means that pretty much every gay person—unless they had a "bisexual" transition period—is still a virgin. More »

6:30 PM on Fri Nov 2 2007
By Slut Machine
8,083 views, 89 comments

Latest by n/a: @Macloserboy: You think? Perhaps it is because she wears more make-up now. more »

polls

The Really Unmentionable: A Back-Door Banging Primer & Poll

When Pillhead IM'd me a couple of days ago to ask for a comment for her fabulous piece (no pun intended), it got me thinking about that idiot guy and his fascination/obsession with anal sex. To a degree, no matter how much women will dish on vaginal intercourse and cunnilingus, there are very few of women that are willing to go on record about what they like about (and how to have fulfilling) anal sex. Which is why, when I need to get information on the subject, I have to either get my girlfriends really, really drunk or ask a gay friend — which always goes ever so well. Their thoughts, and a poll, are after the jump. More »

3:00 PM on Fri Nov 2 2007
By mcarpentier
23,007 views, 187 comments

Latest by n/a: if yee shall give it, yee should also be prepared to receive too. more »