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happysquid
06/26/09

In reply to Amy Sedaris Finds Boyfriend In Supercuts Ad
After I get my hair cut at Supercuts, I'll go shopping at The Comfort Zone!

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Mary McCarthyite
06/26/09

@happysquid: If you get hungry, IU recommend some hot fruit, or some pizza! pizza! pizza!
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Uncommon Whore
06/26/09

@happysquid: What was the shoe store where they sold the shoes with the super long laces? Damn, those are some long laces! T-t-t-two strips of bacon!
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FashionShowAtLunch
06/26/09

@Mary McCarthyite: Or you could just call up Stew the meat man.
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Uncommon Whore
06/26/09

@Mary McCarthyite: Who wants cake? Let me tell you. They all do. They all want cake.
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Cicada
06/26/09

@Mary McCarthyite: But I heard the cafeteria is serving empanadas! Last one there is a big, fat loser.
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Mary McCarthyite
06/26/09

@FashionShowAtLunch: Eat. The. Brisket.

I don't want any brisket!

@Uncommon Whore: Or some crispy fatty crunchies! Or crunchie fatty crispies!

@Cicada:

"Hey Jerri, eat this."

Jerri: "What is it?"

"It's a scab."

Jerri: "Again!?!"
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happysquid
06/26/09

@Mary McCarthyite: Friended!

I love strangers with candy so much, it's probably scary. Let's go "research" up some chocolate!
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Mary McCarthyite
06/26/09

@happysquid: I know that my SWC obsession is dangerous. But I don't care!

You can't unfry things, Jerri. You can't be something you're not.

Friended back.
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Ailatan
06/26/09

In reply to Amy Sedaris Finds Boyfriend In Supercuts Ad
The problem with "chain" hair cutting places is that even if you find a good stylist, it is almost guaranteed he/she won't be there the next time you need a haircut.
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lermanzo
06/26/09

@Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: i go to an aveda institute so that i never have the same stylist twice. usually, my first cut with any stylist is awesome, then subsequent ones are lackluster because they stop listening to me.

other awesome thing about it? costs me $18. costs me $14 if i pre-book while i'm there for my appointment. lurve.
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LaComtesse
06/26/09

In reply to Amy Sedaris Finds Boyfriend In Supercuts Ad
I'm so wildly in love with my salon and stylist that I think, even after I EVENTUALLY move out of NYC, I will come back in for haircuts. $40 gets me the best haircut of my life, scalp massage, and back massage along with access to amazing Japanese haircare products.
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Seriously
06/26/09

@LaComtesse: 40, in NY? for someone you love?
details please.
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Samanthrax
06/26/09

@LaComtesse: Oh god, massage my scalp and I'm yours forever, even if you're shoving your boobs in my face while you do it. I don't care!
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sybann
06/26/09

@LaComtesse: JEEEBUS! I pay $60 in Raleigh before tip! Despite what I said above suspect am getting screwed.
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applejuice
06/26/09

@LaComtesse: That seems cheap. It's over £40 ($66) here in Edinburgh for any of the half nice places.

I get a girl from Charlie Miller to come to my house and cut it for me though. She does my cut AND colour for £35!!! It would be like £100 in their place. No, it isn't as relaxing and I don't get a head massage, but hell, at least I can afford to look nice!
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LaComtesse
06/26/09

@Seriously: @Samanthrax is Sarcastic: @Miss. Money-Sterling: @sybann: Ladies, may I present...

SEI TOMOKO
[www.seitomoko.com]

Three locations, but it's not a chain, perse. West side one currently close for renovations, but the other two are both fabulous. Yamami is AWESOME. Some stylists run a little more expensive, but I don't think a cut goes above $50 or so.

AND WHEN YOU GUO, buy this stuff

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wednesdayam
06/26/09

In reply to Amy Sedaris Finds Boyfriend In Supercuts Ad
If I can't get a beer while I'm getting my hair cut, it's not my kind of place. Liquid courage for what the stylist suggests doing (they should seriously use that method on What Not To Wear).

So, I either get my hair cut by my stylist little sis at her house or at Bird's Barbershop (despite the price of the "Ladybird" special).
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applejuice
06/26/09

@wednesdayam: There's a place here in Edinburgh where I used to get my haircut that used to offer you beer, tea, or an espresso or latte or whatever. I used to laugh though because I always went early in the morning and they were always like "beer?"
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applejuice
06/26/09

@applejuice: Oh, they also offered me beer once when I was 9 months pregnant. I said "I'm due yesterday!" and they said "Really, I couldn't even tell!" I was huge like a house too, not one of these women who don't look pregnant.
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NefariousNewt
06/26/09

In reply to Amy Sedaris Finds Boyfriend In Supercuts Ad
I think Amy could do better for finding a potential boyfriend that frequenting SuperCuts. Perhaps she should try JiffyLube?
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Mary McCarthyite
06/26/09

@NefariousNewt: Or the Artificial Flower Plant?
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mfnher
06/26/09

In reply to Amy Sedaris Finds Boyfriend In Supercuts Ad
She's my avatar! Love her!
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Cicada
06/26/09

@mfnher: Hey sister!
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mfnher
06/26/09

@Cicada: Lookin' good!
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PinkBox
06/26/09

In reply to Amy Sedaris Finds Boyfriend In Supercuts Ad
Do NOT get your hair cut at Supercuts. My boyfriend went there only wanting the back of his hair trimmed. You know, the VERY back of it.

He specifically asked the lady to not cut any of the length off of the rest of it, and assumed she was just tidying the rest up.

Nope. She cut a good two inches off and left him looking like a generic GO TEAM GO guy. Looked awful on him.
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FashionShowAtLunch
06/26/09

In reply to Amy Sedaris Finds Boyfriend In Supercuts Ad
Well, I'm already a boozer, a user, and a loser. So I might as well get the haircut to match.
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NotIt
06/26/09

In reply to Amy Sedaris Finds Boyfriend In Supercuts Ad
I gave up when I moved too far away from my beloved childhood stylist. I have curly hair, hair that is curly to different degrees in different spots on my head, and I'm better off cutting it myself. Because when I pay for a cut, I inevitably have to do a bit more cutting the net day, just to deal with the pokey bits. Or I end up looking like a shrubbery.
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the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene
06/26/09

@NotIt: I spent years going to cheap chain places and they never once cut my curly hair right. It always ended up looking like a poufy pyramid. I finally found a stylist that I absolutely love a few months ago, and I am pretty sure that I will stay with him for a long time.
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sybann
06/26/09

@NotIt: SISTAH! Seriously, very few people understand that when I do find someone who can cut my hair without it looking dreadful, I'll pay that person very very well. Cutting curly is a killer talent.
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greengrey
06/26/09

In reply to Amy Sedaris Finds Boyfriend In Supercuts Ad
I don't trust "chain" hair cutting places. Especially ones with awful commercials.

My hair is one of those things I'm willing to pay more on to make sure it looks right.
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the dodo, the cuckoo, and the nene
06/26/09

@greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): ME TOO. Every time I have gone to a chain place, my curly hair ended up looking like a pyramid. One woman at a Supercuts apologized when she cut my hair and it turned into a frizzy mess after spending 30 minutes messing with products. I had to leave the place with my hair in a ponytail... I spend more on haircuts now, but I have to get my hair cut less often because my stylist actually knows how to cut my hair so that it will grow out properly and not look like crap a week later.
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notheretomakefriends
06/26/09

In reply to Amy Sedaris Finds Boyfriend In Supercuts Ad
I don't need to go to Supercuts to hear hairstylists tell me that the products I use are ALL WRONG and VERY BAD for my hair, unless it's the special house-brand of petroleum bi-product they are shilling, so erm, no thanks

she needs to do more voice-work, I wiould buy anything (else) she sells
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Ailatan
06/26/09

@notheretomakefriends: why are stylists, makeup artists, etc etc so judgy! I come here for a cut and wash, save your lecture and do your job.

My hair is fine, thick, shinny and I have lots of it, they would still find something negative in it.

Sorry for the rant, but this seems to be the case here.
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notheretomakefriends
06/26/09

@Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: but is it bouncy?

no? A-HAA!
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Ailatan
06/26/09

@notheretomakefriends: Exactly!

What gets me is how passive aggressive they get

"I see you don't trim your eyebrows" (nice enough eyebrows, not want to mess with them)

"You sure wear your nails very short" (I wear contact lenses, I don't want to poke my eye with a nail)

"Beautiful colour, it's a shame it's so straight" (I like straight hair!)

I even get the "No, a bob wouldn't suit you, your face is too round"

Who asked for their opinion?
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Samanthrax
06/26/09

@notheretomakefriends: They always yell at me for using Pantene. So I lie. Then they can smell it. "It's SO BAD for your hair!! Your hair may look and feel healthy, but it really isn't. USE THIS INSTEAD!"

Excuse me, my hair may look and feel healthy, but it really isn't? Is my hair going to run a fucking marathon? Is my hair going under strenuous physical exams? It's HAIR. If it looks and feels healthy, what the fuck else matters? Honestly.
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applejuice
06/26/09

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic: Oh man, I have HAD the "Pantene in the DEVIL" speech from several different hair stylists. Do they have a unit on telling people that at beauty school or something?

I don't actually use that anymore, only because I found I really like Aussie Cleanse and Mend (great for my dry ends and oily roots!). But I still find myself thinking of lying if/when the hairstylist asks me. Then last time I just said "Oh, just Aussie" and the guy was like "That stuff is really good! And your hair is in great condition, you should stick with it." I. was. gobsmacked.
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cand86
06/26/09

@Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: The eyebrow thing gets me every time. I LIKE my strong eyebrows, and whenever somebody does a leading question about them, it pisses me off. Particularly when, after I say I like them as is, they still go "Well, we could just pluck them a little, shape them, you know". Argh!

But I do appreciate a stylist who tells me something I want might not suit me . . . I've gone through enough bad haircuts that I thought I could pull off (growing out some godawful bangs right now) that a little candor is a good thing.

I guess it all depends on the person and whether they want input. It'd be nice to preface a visit with "Okay, would you like my opinions on this look, or do you know exactly what you want?".
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applejuice
06/26/09

@cand86: The girl at the beauty parlor told me today that I should look into electrolysis for my hairy neck. She said "You only have about 10 hairs, and you can barely see them, you should really tke care of that before it gets worse... you would be the PERFECT candidate for electrolysis..."

Yeah thanks. I feel like I should be on that Mitchell and Webb fake ad Jez posted a couple days back.
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barb95
06/26/09

In reply to Amy Sedaris Finds Boyfriend In Supercuts Ad
I got my hair cut at Supercuts when I was 19 and it was my WORST.EXPERIENCE.EVER. The lady kept cutting my hair shorter because she couldn't get it even and ended up giving me a horrible bowl cut. Ugh. I don't even know why I went, maybe I was high on coffee after finals or something.

That said, I would not go to SC because of Amy, but I think it gets people talking about them again, which I guess is the point.
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EdnasEdibles
06/26/09

@barb95: Me too. I moved to a small town and didn't know about the one decent salon so I got my hair cut at Supercuts. Worst haircut ever. They SHAVED the back of my head and you could see my scalp. I paid $8 and asked for a trim and got a military buzzcut.
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Mary McCarthyite
06/26/09

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I listened to that clip with this in mind; no thanks!

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Samanthrax
06/26/09

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No, because I would bet all my money in the bank (ha) that she doesn't get her hair cut there. Which is the exact reason I am impervious to all celebrity endorsements. If I had the money, I sure as shit would not get an 8 dollar haircut.
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save jinger
06/26/09

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic: Amy seems more the type to cut her own hair at home. While high...
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Mary McCarthyite
06/26/09

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic: (OK: full psycho disclosure here) she gets her haircut at a place on Orchard Street in NYC called Arena. I was looking for a hair salon a few years ago, and they post her endorsement on their website. I booked my appointment that day.

(This is was the throes of my Strangers with Candy obsession.)

Maybe Amy is just not into good haircuts, because I didn't really like the way the person at Arena did my hair. It wasn't a tragedy, but it didn't thrill me, either.
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wishing upon
06/26/09

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic: Ha. I am going for a 7 dollar haircut today. But mostly because I usually get haircuts that cost about 40 dollars, and I just had one of those a month ago. I like my hair trimmed often!
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Samanthrax
06/26/09

@hollygolightly: Yeah... I actually agree on the trim thing. Well, I should say that one time I went in for trim and came out with something considerably more than a trim, but that was a one time deal. And also why I haven't been back, but I don't have a simple haircut, either.
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EdnasEdibles
06/26/09

@Mary McCarthyite: I am a sucker for celeb endorsements. I once paid way too much because a Web site claimed they cut Joan Cusak's hair. Halfway through the cut I thought "Hey, wait, Joan isn't exactly famous because of her hair . . . hmmm"
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rocknrollunicorn
06/26/09

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic: I absolutely refuse to believe that Sarah Jessica Parker exclusively uses Garnier Nutrisse products. I mean really, if money was not a factor, would you?
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schlegs84
05/22/09

In reply to Amy Sedaris Is Married, Possibly Only In Her Imagination
What is in her and David's DNA that is so full of awesome?!
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