<![CDATA[Jezebel: amy polumbo]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: amy polumbo]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/amypolumbo http://jezebel.com/tag/amypolumbo <![CDATA[Miss New Jersey's "Raunchy" Photos Revealed AT LAST]]>
Miss New Jersey Amy Polumbo has finally released the too-hot-for-moral-terpitude-clauses Facebook pictures to the same Today Show she refused to show them two days ago and um we are not exactly scrambling to swap our remote control batteries if you catch our drift. And it's not just these Rees/Barba/Suicide Girls-stimulated times; we'd wager Victorian Brits and Tablighi Muslims would have an equally tough time squeezing any sort of arousal out of these. She is completely fully clothed. But here's why you should watch the clip anyway! So you can tell us if she doesn't look kinda mall-Goth in that one Halloween picture with the oranges on her tits? She says she's a theater major, and judging from these pictures she actually looks...maybe kinda actually fun? Like, she says some stupid shit, like "I barely drink, I'm a singer," and you're all, "ever heard of Amy Winehouse?"

But other than that she totally entered the pageant on a dare from one of her many gay theater major friends and is on the whole, a lot less obnoxious than, um, anyone else this blog forces us to think about on a regular basis. So if this isn't a publicity stunt, she's cool by us. And if it is a sick publicity stunt, it's the first thing we've seen in years that makes Miss America seem sort of relevant to girls who were not home-schooled and thus, pretty smart.

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=277651&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Lindi Hingston Feels Pete Doherty's Guilt For Him]]> UPDATE: Lindi Hingston's lawyers wrote us to say this is all untrue, that she was dating a model named Anthuan Pham when it happened and that she had nothing but a drink with Pete Doherty — and definitely not sex.

  • Lindi Hingston, the model who couldn't pass up a chance to fuck Pete Doherty, is now so guilt-ridden she feels like she was the one cheating on Kate Moss. What, is she Catholic or something? We kind of weirdly sympathize! [Mirror]
  • We did not think it was possible to get turned on thinking about Joel Madden until we read about him beating up Spencer Pratt of The HIlls. [TMZ]
  • Michael Lohan says his courtship of Dina was fueled by cocaine and liquor. Which we guess means Lindsay and Calum Best would have gloriously fucked up kids. [Daily Mail]
  • Did you hear? Eva Longoria got married in two super-intimate, loving ceremonies with modest commemorative jewels and minimal party favors. [People]
  • Blackmail victim and Miss New Jersey Amy Polumbo received a second package of photos. She should just post this shit back up on her Facebook already and get it over with. Pillhead could probably get a column out of it. [TMZ]
  • John Mayer minimizing his "bullshit footprint." Um, so he's no longer writing songs? [People]
  • Lance Bass and hot new boyfriend are parading around their gayness. Aw! [Queerty]
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