Horrible Pundits: Amtrak Engineer Crashed Train Because He's Gay

On Tuesday night, an Amtrak train on its way from Washington D.C. to New York derailed in Philadelphia, killing eight people and injuring more than 200. It’s a truly tragic and disturbing event, but also, it’s important for terrible people to figure out how to make this about the evils of homosexuality as quickly as… »5/15/15 3:30pm5/15/15 3:30pm

Congress May Soon Let Us Bring Dogs on Special Squee Trains

Good news, lovers of furry domestic mammals! The House of Representatives introduced legislation on Tuesday that would require Amtrak (the government-subsidized rail system that brings so much joy to so many commuters along the Northeastern corridor) to let passengers bring their dogs or cats on specially-designated… »5/23/13 9:30am5/23/13 9:30am