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    ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
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    Image of KATE! KATE!
    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    i never really liked jennifer, she squealled too much and overused 'like' and 'totally' which generally grated on my nerves. and she always looks like shes trying to catch flies in her mouth in her pictures.

    ive been team nicole from the first episode, but laura has always been my second favorite. i think nicole SHOULD win and has more potential, but i wont be upset either way (as much as one can get upset over the results of a mediocre reality tv show). i think i like nicole because she seems really determined and thoughtful, but isn't arrogant (like erin was). #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of sweetypie4now sweetypie4now
    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    I was totally lauthing (laughing with my mouth) through this episode. And Nicole is totally going to win, I noain it (know it with my brain). #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    KATE! promoted this comment sweetypie4now was starred sweetypie4now was unstarred
    Image of OneTwoPunch OneTwoPunch
    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    Huh. Still the weirdest show on t.v. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of cirocco cirocco
    11/12/09

    @OneTwoPunch: I don't know about that. I watched the premiere episode of a "Bachelor"-style show called "A Double Shot at Love" where bisexual identical twins tried to find a boyfriend or girlfriend for each of them. The contestants were brought onto the program in crates labeled "BOYS" and "GIRLS" that were dangled from helicopters. The twins took turns talking to the contestants the first night, wearing the same dress and leading the contestants to believe that there was only one woman they were competing for. At the end of the evening they did a Big Reveal.

    It was so bizarre I got too uncomfortable watching it to follow the series. (And I'll watch "Celebrity Rehab" and "Tool Academy," just so you get an idea of where my trash-TV comfort level lies.) #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of OneTwoPunch OneTwoPunch
    11/13/09

    @cirocco: Ha! Maybe because I live in the sexual playground that is NYC, but sexuality (and shows about variants on sex) doesn't really freak me out.

    Tyty and her Zoolander crew with their obscure model-speak and freaky drag outfits are sometimes too embarrassing for me to watch.

    Because unlike the shows you mentioned above, these people are NOT acting—they exist here in Manhattan in a highly select fashion strata of society and this is how they really behave. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    I like Laura as a person and all but... her photo was absolutely awful. I know they set it up every season to make a certain girl (usually the most boring IMHO) win the competition, but wow... they couldn't have found a better shot of Laura? She had MAJOR crazy eyes in that photo, it sure wasn't pretty.
    And I know for damn sure Nicole had a much better picture than the one they picked somewhere in her reel. I get fed up of the manipulation... though I should just expect it by now.

    WEAK, Tyra, just WEAK.
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    Image of chicanafalsa chicanafalsa
    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    Laura needs to guest spot on 30Rock as Kenneth's sister NOW. Love her. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    11/12/09

    @chicanafalsa: Even if it means less Kenneth in drag I am for it in a big way. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    I know Erin's a bitch, but I reckon she's the only one who has a chance to make it in the high-end modelling world. She's got such a strong look, she's an individual. Isn't that what fashiony-types like? #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    11/12/09

    @Diziet_Sma: I actually fond myself thinking: 'wow, maybe bloodyeyeball will actually be the first ANTM to actually have a career' then I remembered she can't walk. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    Bloody Eyeball and Laura! I squeed!

    I have to root for Laura, though. She's just so... so... LAURA! #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of FattyCatty FattyCatty
    11/12/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): This is /tyravoice/ the.first.time.in.top.model.history. /endtyravoice/ that I've loved both of the finalists! Nicole is awkwardly adorable and yes, the only word for Laura's Lauraness is....Laura! #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment FattyCatty was starred FattyCatty was unstarred
    Image of kemperboyd kemperboyd
    11/12/09

    @FattyCatty: I totally agree. And love the tyra voice used, this makes me happy and confuses me at the same time, usually my favourites get cut far to early and never ever win. I may spend the day over-enounciating every. single. word. I. say. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    11/12/09

    @FattyCatty: I tweeted pretty much this same thing (tyravoice and all) after the episode ended last night. I am just PSYCHED that at this point, I don't care who wins, because it's going to be one of the two that I've been rooting for since episode 1 no matter what! #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of BeSarcastic BeSarcastic
    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    I can't believe my favorites are actually the last two standing! If this meant something in the real world, I'd be happy for them. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of PennyFarthing PennyFarthing
    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    I think Jennifer is pretty and seemed like a fun person. But her ANTM portfolio = sad trombone. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    hortense promoted this comment PennyFarthing was starred PennyFarthing was unstarred
    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    11/12/09


    @PennyFarthing: her mouth is open in each. and. every. shot. of her portfolio ,but also when there is no photoshoot going on.
    I really really miss Rich's recaps #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of PennyFarthing PennyFarthing
    11/12/09

    @notheretomakefriends: I think Marissa Miller and Jay Manuel both told her to close her mouth on seperate occasions. She's got slack jawed yokel syndrome. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    11/12/09

    @notheretomakefriends: Why do you miss them? He still does them, you know. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    11/12/09

    @CollegeCamel: apparently my rss feeder has decided to snub rich's blog for over a month now...
    I know what I'll do tonight now, thanks! #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    11/12/09

    @notheretomakefriends: Yeah, I've had the same problem with the RSS feed. I don't know what's up with that. I just make sure to obsessively stalk his blog manually, haha. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    11/12/09

    @notheretomakefriends: Her unwillingness to close her mouth always bugged me about her.

    I love your screenname, btw! #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd)
    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    The "hula hip-hop" was ridiculous. There wasn't any integration of the two dance styles, just hula to hula music followed by a record-scratch sound effect and hip-hop to hip-hop music. And the hip-hop resembled stripper moves more than anything else. It was stupid even by ANTM standards. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
    11/12/09

    @Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): I fast-forwarded that shit. Couldn't handle the awkward. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of enthusiasmflail enthusiasmflail
    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    Fiddlesticks! So conflicted! I mean, I'm thrilled that Nicole and Laura are in the top two, but I was also really rooting for Jennifer. I even have a soft spot for wee-evil-goblin-Erin. This double-elimination upset me more than is seemly. Yet again, I've been completed sucked into the ANTM vortex. You win, Tyrant, you win. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of EsmereldaFitzmonster EsmereldaFitzmonster
    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    To be fair to Laura, Jennifer didn't really use "coveted" in the right context. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/12/09

    @EsmereldaFitzmonster: Maybe she really wants to own it. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of EsmereldaFitzmonster EsmereldaFitzmonster
    11/12/09

    @morninggloria: Ah yes. While she did not succeed as America's Next Top Model, she may succeed as America's Next Top Hotel Mogul! #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of slightlyhardup slightlyhardup
    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    Did anybody else get the idea that they picked Jennifer's worst photo because they really wanted to have Laura in the final two? I mean, I'm all for more Laura, but I thought the picture of Jennifer was so bad, there had to be a better one they could have picked. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    hortense promoted this comment slightlyhardup was starred slightlyhardup was unstarred
    Image of amsci amsci
    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    So,
    "Smizing"= Smiling with your eyes
    "Smosing" = Looking like you just wet your pants*?

    *Or perhaps "Sharted" if we're going for colloquial contractions starting w/ S.
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    EsmereldaFitzmonster promoted this comment Edited by amsci at 11/12/09 2:07 PM amsci was starred amsci was unstarred
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