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    You Wanna Be On Top?
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    04/06/09

    In reply to You Wanna Be On Top?
    OMG That's some scary sh*t man! Mass hysteria is nothing to joke about. People die!
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    Image of CrankyOldBroad CrankyOldBroad
    04/06/09

    In reply to You Wanna Be On Top?
    A do-over? Given the snorefest ANTM has become, I wonder why they bother.
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    CrankyOldBroad was starred CrankyOldBroad was unstarred
    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    04/06/09

    In reply to You Wanna Be On Top?
    As someone who remembers bomb scares on a regular basis, that is the most nonsensical panic I have ever seen. Honestly.
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    Beat Girl was starred Beat Girl was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    04/06/09

    In reply to You Wanna Be On Top?
    Wow, I had not seen that video before. That is insane. And really scary.
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    Image of HuckleberryFriend HuckleberryFriend
    04/06/09

    In reply to You Wanna Be On Top?
    Yikes, just watching that video gives me claustrophobic heart palpitations- I am not the person you want to be beside in a mass panic.
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    04/06/09

    In reply to You Wanna Be On Top?
    "Ma! I'm gonna audition to be a model on teevee! I might get trampled, but it's totally worth it. Week after week, I will be dressed as a topiary or a UAE sultan or some such. I will fail at being adequately fierce on a weekly basis. I will then win a sham prize and fade into obscurity for the remainder of my life, earning my wage by wearing a clapboard for the Sofa King."
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    Image of KiddyKat KiddyKat
    04/06/09

    In reply to You Wanna Be On Top?
    I'd like to be the first Top Model under 5'7" who also eats pizza. Lots of it. I can also fit 10 large marshmallows in my mouth and still say "chubby bunny."
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    Image of undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink
    04/06/09

    @KiddyKat: Friended!
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    Image of hortense hortense
    04/06/09

    In reply to You Wanna Be On Top?
    Somebody has to go! Go go go!
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    hortense was starred hortense was unstarred
    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    04/06/09

    @hortense: I would go, but I'm five inches shy of the requirement. Anyone have some crazy platforms in a size five that I can borrow?
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    04/06/09

    @Jello Mix inspired Little Chocolate Donuts, No. 5: This is the petite version!
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    DangerMouse was starred DangerMouse was unstarred
    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    04/06/09

    @DangerMouse: For real? Then I'll totally go. Think they'll let me bring my camera?
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    Jello Mix was starred Jello Mix was unstarred
    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    04/06/09

    @hortense: Dude, this application is crazy. It's fifteen pages long. What I do for Jezebel (and for my own sick entertainment).
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    Jello Mix was starred Jello Mix was unstarred
    Image of saintbernadette saintbernadette
    04/06/09

    In reply to You Wanna Be On Top?
    Know what's kind of funny? Watch this video and pretend all these people are running away from Tyra.
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    saintbernadette was starred saintbernadette was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/06/09

    @saintbernadette: They aren't?
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    04/06/09

    In reply to You Wanna Be On Top?
    Guess what bitches? "Colored wristbands" aren't going to stop me from kicking all your asses if you try to get between me and this very important award that will lead to nationally televised humiliation & exactly no career in modeling.
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    YourScreenplaySucks was starred YourScreenplaySucks was unstarred
    Image of musicpup musicpup
    04/06/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Don't worry, I totally enable you.
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    musicpup was starred musicpup was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/06/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: I look forward to not seeing you in your non-existent ad campaigns.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of little_engine_that_could little_engine_that_could
    04/06/09

    In reply to You Wanna Be On Top?
    Is the keeper of the wristbands checking to see if youre serious first or can I head over with a band of seemingly earnest secretly mocking short chubby ladies for amusement? Any nyc jezzies in? :) Im actually kinda serious ...
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    little_engine_that_could was starred little_engine_that_could was unstarred
    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    04/06/09

    @little_engine_that_could:
    "Mocking short chubby ladies for amusement" does not sound even remotely fun.
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    quatrevingtquatre was starred quatrevingtquatre was unstarred
    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    04/06/09

    @little_engine_that_could: Just make up some overly elaborate and traumatic story that somehow lead you to choose modeling as your 'outlet for the pain.' The Ty Ty will keep you for at least one episode so she can play Momma Bear before she and Ms. J tear you apart for not smiling with your eyes.
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    battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch was starred battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch was unstarred
    Image of musicpup musicpup
    04/06/09

    @little_engine_that_could: "Can I head over with a band of seemingly earnest secretly mocking short chubby ladies for amusement? Any nyc jezzies in?"


    This short, chubby lady thinks you're an asshole.

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    musicpup was starred musicpup was unstarred
    Image of little_engine_that_could little_engine_that_could
    04/06/09

    @thatonegirlsays: Oh now my grammar!! I meant I as a short, chubby lady would like to go with some other non-typical top models and secretly mock the process not other ladies - sorry! long day, bad grammar...did not mean to offend!
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    little_engine_that_could was starred little_engine_that_could was unstarred
    Image of musicpup musicpup
    04/06/09

    @little_engine_that_could: That makes more sense.
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    Image of inabook inabook
    04/06/09

    @musicpup: rhinovirus safari: are we sure the commentor didn't mean she's a seemingly-earnest-secretly-mocking short, chubby lady? as opposed to a mocker of short, chubby ladies?
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    inabook was starred inabook was unstarred
    Image of legallynonblonde legallynonblonde
    04/06/09

    @little_engine_that_could: What the?? "Making fun of short chubby ladies"?


    I think you took a wrong turn on the internet.

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    legallynonblonde was starred legallynonblonde was unstarred
    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    04/06/09

    @inabook: That's how I read it.
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was starred IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was unstarred
    Image of legallynonblonde legallynonblonde
    04/06/09

    @little_engine_that_could: Oh whew! That makes more sense!
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    Image of Eeva Eeva
    04/06/09

    @little_engine_that_could: Aw, I got what you meant.

    Wear ridiculous wigs or shave your heads so Tyra's MAKEOVER GOLD! button starts flashing.
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    Image of little_engine_that_could little_engine_that_could
    04/06/09

    @Eeva: I dont think Im commital enough to shave my head but Im fairly certain I could fail to brush my hair - that might do it:)
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    little_engine_that_could was starred little_engine_that_could was unstarred
    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    04/06/09

    @little_engine_that_could: What you said makes perfect sense.


    Chill out, people- and read comments before you pile on the insults. Geez.

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    Samanthrax was starred Samanthrax was unstarred
    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    04/06/09

    @Samanthrax: We have been exhibiting heat-seeking missile like behavior here lately. There are no Make My Day laws on Jezebel, ladies.
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    battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch was starred battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/06/09

    @little_engine_that_could: I totally understood what you were saying.@Samanthrax: I agree. Let's try and give people the benefit of the doubt.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    04/07/09

    @little_engine_that_could: I got what you meant. I thought it was funny. :)
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