This 9-Year-Old Piano Prodigy Will Blow Your Goddamn Mind

No one loves playing the piano as much as Adrian Romoff, the 9-year-old prodigy who is making us all look bad for not taking our instruments seriously when we were younger. I'm just waiting for my mom to call me and scream "SEE?" over the telephone as she plays this clip from Americas Got Talent at ear-shattering… » 6/03/14 11:30pm 6/03/14 11:30pm

Awesome, LaToya's Peddling the Jackson Kids for Cash

In a move that obviously has nothing to do with brother Michael's $2 billion estate, no, nothing whatsoever, LaToya Jackson has swooped in on miniature heirs Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson and taken them under her wing. By which I mean she signed them to her talent agency, Ja-Tail Enterprises—which has no other… » 3/04/13 9:00am 3/04/13 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan Borrows Designer Dress, Unsurprisingly Returns It in…

So Lindsay Lohan asks to borrow a designer dress for the amFAR gala from stylist Phillip Bloch, whose number she got from Charlie Sheen. Is any part of what I just said a valid reason to hand over a $1,750 dress of intricate beadwork and gossamer fairy tits and silkworms that only eat free-range food and drink fair… » 2/21/13 9:00am 2/21/13 9:00am