This 9-Year-Old Piano Prodigy Will Blow Your Goddamn Mind
No one loves playing the piano as much as Adrian Romoff, the 9-year-old prodigy who is making us all look bad for not taking our instruments seriously when we were younger. I'm just waiting for my mom to call me and scream "SEE?" over the telephone as she plays this clip from Americas Got Talent at ear-shattering…
Awesome, LaToya's Peddling the Jackson Kids for Cash
In a move that obviously has nothing to do with brother Michael's $2 billion estate, no, nothing whatsoever, LaToya Jackson has swooped in on miniature heirs Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson and taken them under her wing. By which I mean she signed them to her talent agency, Ja-Tail Enterprises—which has no other…
Lindsay Lohan Borrows Designer Dress, Unsurprisingly Returns It in Shreds
So Lindsay Lohan asks to borrow a designer dress for the amFAR gala from stylist Phillip Bloch, whose number she got from Charlie Sheen. Is any part of what I just said a valid reason to hand over a $1,750 dress of intricate beadwork and gossamer fairy tits and silkworms that only eat free-range food and drink fair…
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Piper Palin is sick of all the bullshit, Sandra Bernhard recounts the first time she met Courtney Love, and apparently, horses can get herpes.
She's had just about enough of her mother's tour bus. Legendary alum Tami Roman give a little wink to the camera…America's Got Talent... For Pole Dancing
New York's Pole-Ite Girls, known for pole dancing on the subway, have been invited to compete on America's Got Talent. Whatever your thoughts on pole dancing, judging from this video, their talent lies in wiggling next to a pole. [Gothamist]

