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    Fashions At The American Music Awards Were Seriously Baffling

    AMA Fashion As Uncomfortable As Jimmy Kimmel's Jokes
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    Image of sybann sybann
    11/24/08

    In reply to Fashions At The American Music Awards Were Seriously Baffling
    Phoebe Price got her own Bad category - seems apropo. Rhianna is wearing a tablecloth from the "Homestyle fried chicken" restaurant. And someone overinflated the Queen. She looks like an inner tube that's about to go.
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    Image of BellaRossa BellaRossa
    11/24/08

    In reply to Fashions At The American Music Awards Were Seriously Baffling
    Eek! Phoebe Price! I made brief reference to her craziness on my blog once, and months later someone (I suspect her mother/manager) left a terribly scathing comment on that post. Apparently I am a "jealous nobody" and I "won't stop Phoebe from reaching the top!"
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    Image of MadFab MadFab
    11/24/08

    @BellaRossa: No, I think only Phoebe can stop Phoebe from reaching the top. That, and the collective will of all humanity.
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    Image of MadFab MadFab
    11/24/08

    In reply to Fashions At The American Music Awards Were Seriously Baffling
    How the hell does Phoebe Price keep getting invited to anything? I have a suspicion that she has a police scanner in her car just randomly crashes events. Does she have a tickle trunk in her, uh, trunk (one for the Canuckistanis) full of outfits she's taken from Bobby Trendy after mugging him in the alley way?
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    Image of GretchenWieners (is praying she passes the bar) GretchenWieners (is praying she passes the bar)
    11/24/08

    In reply to Fashions At The American Music Awards Were Seriously Baffling
    How do I get pictures to show up in my posts?
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    11/24/08

    @GretchenWeiners: img src= "the photo link"
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    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    11/24/08

    @rollergirl76: Whoops, I missed something:
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    11/24/08

    In reply to Fashions At The American Music Awards Were Seriously Baffling
    Disagree on Jordin Sparks: babydoll is officially over, and it is not flattering to us full-figured girls anyway. The Queen's dress actually looked great seated (all those shots of Alicia Keys with The Queen beaming next to her.)
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    Image of CrankyOldBroad CrankyOldBroad
    11/24/08

    In reply to Fashions At The American Music Awards Were Seriously Baffling
    Was I hallucinating Pink performing in the same dress only in purple during the show? Cuz the purple one rocked.
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    Image of Dita Dimoné Dita Dimoné
    11/24/08

    In reply to Fashions At The American Music Awards Were Seriously Baffling
    Oh, Queen. We fat ladies should approach shiny, tight clothes erring on the side of caution, as they are ever unflattering.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    11/24/08

    @Crunchy Stars: Shiny tight clothes should be approached with caution, then immediately ran away from by all people, of all sizes.
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    11/24/08

    In reply to Fashions At The American Music Awards Were Seriously Baffling
    Christina's hair is upsetting and confusing. The bangs, the unnatural color, I just . . . don't understand.
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    Mrs. Stephen Fry was starred Mrs. Stephen Fry was unstarred
    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    11/24/08

    In reply to Fashions At The American Music Awards Were Seriously Baffling
    Xtina looks like a bleached-out Bettie Page.


    She needs to learn that NO ONE can ever come close to my Bettie.

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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    11/24/08

    In reply to Fashions At The American Music Awards Were Seriously Baffling
    at least xtina's skin isn't faux glow orangey anymore.


    am i alone in thinking that when you look at brigitte nielsen and then at pink immediately following that the two of them could be related? i know they aren't, but the hair, the facial structure, the body type...veeeeeeeeeery similar. plus, didn't brigitte get a plastic surgery overhaul after rehab or did i read the wrong soundbite quote on msn.com again..?


    miley looks great, and looks even better because she went with heels and not those wtf gladiator shooties or whatever the hell they're being called now.

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    11/24/08

    In reply to Fashions At The American Music Awards Were Seriously Baffling
    Brigitte Nielsen is working...something, that's for sure.


    Ill-fitting, cleavage-mangling possibly translucent tiny white spandex dress that is fit to bust (her poor bust?) Some kind of giant cut-off gold-accented transparent bigshirt? Belly chains? Baffling hair that requires more product than I want to think about?


    Sure, why not?

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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    11/24/08

    In reply to Fashions At The American Music Awards Were Seriously Baffling
    I do love Alicia's dress - but the overaccessorizing is killing me. I was watching the red carpet coverage and it took me a while to figure out which of her sacuer-like earring, head jewel, chunky bracelet and sparkly bag offended me the most. 'Course, the head jewel won.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    11/24/08

    In reply to Fashions At The American Music Awards Were Seriously Baffling
    Is Taylor Swift wearing sequined camo? I hope so.
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    Image of chancentrate chancentrate
    11/24/08

    In reply to Fashions At The American Music Awards Were Seriously Baffling
    I don't really get who Phoebe Price is. She has no Wikipedia entry that I can find, and her IMDB just lists a handful of films I've never heard of. Yet I ALWAYS see her on here. Aside from her consistently bad fashion (which I suppose may be reason enough) why is she famous?? Was she on a reality show or something??
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    Image of NYCExPat NYCExPat
    11/24/08

    @chancentrate: I think you just answered your own question -- she's famous almost solely for the way she dresses. I don't know how she got invited to her first red carpet but whatever it was, she's milked it for all it's worth. I think we should all unanimously agree to ignore her from now on.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    11/24/08

    @NYCExPat: I think we should all unanimously agree to ignore her from now on.


    This is what I keep saying about Julia Allison and Tinsley Mortimer, but somehow they keep showing up to things too.

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    Image of CrankyOldBroad CrankyOldBroad
    11/24/08

    @chancentrate: Pheobe Price would be no one if the Fug Girls had not discovered her. She is a particular disaster fave of theirs.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    11/24/08

    In reply to Fashions At The American Music Awards Were Seriously Baffling
    I look at Christina's poor scalp and I cringe. I think my scalp just flinched. Like, my entire scalp. You can see the poor little crunchy broken bits of hair in a halo around her head. Grow it out, Xtina! It's okay! You are beautiful, no matter what they say!
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    Image of returnofthemac returnofthemac
    11/24/08

    @tscheese: The huz is a hairstylist and was physically cringing last night bout xtinas need for hair therapy.
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    returnofthemac was starred returnofthemac was unstarred
    Image of tscheese tscheese
    11/24/08

    @returnofthemac: I don't know if there's any fixing at this point, right? Other than a lot of tender lovin' conditioning and letting her ACTUAL hair grow out without mangling it? Aghghh, poor Xtina! And look, look how easy it is to see her scalp through the translucence of whatever poor remaining abused hairs yet cling to her lovely pate! YOU MAKE MY HAIR HURT, AGUILERA. PUT DOWN THE PEROXIDE.
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    Image of returnofthemac returnofthemac
    11/24/08

    @tscheese: We need to stage an intervention! Jezzies Rally for XTINA!
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    Image of CrankyOldBroad CrankyOldBroad
    11/24/08

    @tscheese: While it's true that pregnancy can wreak havoc on your hair, I'm thinking Christina isn't doing hers any particular favors by continuing the platinum dye job. I'm not loving the harshness of her current look lately.
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