i've never snorted demerol, but as somebody who's endured horrific migraines located right under the browbone, in the fleshy part above each eye, i can understand how migraines can drive people to the most insane behavior. and those designer pharma migraine meds only work for certain types of migraines.
Wyclef, why couldn't you have enrolled at Berklee while I was living around the corner and fighting my way through their loitering every morning, and their sneers that I just wasn't as cool as they are, and their smelliness, and their smoking, and their clogging my Starbucks when I was trying to get work done? At least I could have had the incentive of hoping to catch a glimpse of you.
If we're going to put this Cougar nonsense to bed, shall we stop listing the ages of a couple when the woman is older? Example: "Mary-Louise Parker, 45, is dating musician Charlie Mars, 35," while at the same time, we know Adam Duritz is quite a bit older than Emmy Rossum, but their ages are not mentioned. So yeah...
@AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: But it's against the order of nature!! Men seek youth and beauty while women seek age and security blah blah blah...
- Jon and Elizabeth look so cute on that cover!
- Can you get a conviction removed just because you completed your probation?
- Heidi Montag no way are you a friggin C cup. I'm a C cup and my breasts are a quarter of the size of yours.
@cuteasabutton: it seems like removing something from the record goes against the point of keeping records. just add that he completed probation to the record.
Man, Adam Duritz has dated a lot of Hollywood ladies. He must be looking for love and so lonely and devastated that he can't find romance, just like his ex-lady-love, the Aniston.
@ides: I saw him buy $300 worth of comic books once - I bet he's looking for love and lonely because he's having a hard time finding a woman who is a-ok with $300 work of comic books.
Dear Page Six,
Mischa Barton isn't the only person on the planet who needs someone else to fix her coffee in the morning. There's a small business named Starbucks dedicated to that, you might have heard of them?
Oh, that is SUCH a ten-year-old's reaction to Michael Sheen's Twilight casting -- "BUT IT WAS MINE, DADDY!" Sooo cute. I'm sure she quickly figured out the upside to his taking over her fandom, though :)
Is anyone else uncomfortable with this Jordan "rape" story. Because all I can think is that the whole thing seems made up to get attention, which is intolerable, but also makes me feel guilty because I am keenly aware of the problem of rape victims not being believed.
@pumpkinsoup: Thank you. This, coupled with the story Anna N. just posted about a case of a woman being criminally charged after recanting apparently false rape accusations just makes my day, not.
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First season Miranda would do the same with current Miranda.
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- Can you get a conviction removed just because you completed your probation?
- Heidi Montag no way are you a friggin C cup. I'm a C cup and my breasts are a quarter of the size of yours.
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Mischa Barton isn't the only person on the planet who needs someone else to fix her coffee in the morning. There's a small business named Starbucks dedicated to that, you might have heard of them?
Forever blowing your mind,
LeKdeK
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