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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    Christian Louboutin has created a special carrier bag that includes a bottle of champers and a crystal champagne flute shaped like a stiletto. The package, known as Le Rituel, costs $500, and you can watch a 3-minute film about it here.

    The fuck? #olsentwins
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    olsenboye

    I hope that they intended it to be pronounced a la Flavor Flav, because it is now permanently etched that way in my brain.

    "Olsen-boyyyyeee" #olsentwins
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    10/23/09

    @girlwonder: that's all that will be in my head for the rest of the day #olsentwins
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    "Olsenboye"? What's Flava Flav going to name his clothing line now? #olsentwins
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    10/23/09

    @morninggloria: Man, I need to either type faster or refresh more frequently! #olsentwins
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    10/23/09

    @girlwonder: Brain twinsies. #olsentwins
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    I'm curious now as to whether or not my robe is manufactured by Blair. The sleeve (VERY BRIEFLY) caught on fire when I was taking something out of the oven--no part of the robe touched anything in the oven, either. #olsentwins
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    I'm not surprised that Louboutin would turn down a diffusion line.
    Wow, Blahnik really hates platforms, yeah? This is like the 3rd time I've read about his hate for them. #olsentwins
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    10/23/09

    @femme-bot: I know. I'm starting to wonder if it's a grade school thing. So, maybe he's always publicly pulling Platform's hair. But I think what he REALLY wants, in his heart of hearts, is for Platform to keep him warm on his long, cold, dark nights of the sole.
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    Image of IndignationCoordinator IndignationCoordinator
    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    He made this bubbly slipper-sipper

    That's a comfortable moccasin that you can drink sparkling wine out of while watching bad TV movies at 3AM, right? If so, I've been in the market, and Etsy has provided no help. #olsentwins
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    Burberry Cosmetics? Can't wait to see the plaid lipsticks. #olsentwins
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    I won't lie, I would totally wear those Lamborghini heels. #ragtrade
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    10/23/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Me too! What size are sample heels? #olsentwins
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    Image of WittyPiracy WittyPiracy
    10/23/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles:

    I would too, but only if I could make race car noises while doing it. #olsentwins
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    10/23/09

    @WittyPiracy: Also, if the "tail lights" light up when you walk... #olsentwins
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    09/22/09

    In reply to Facebook Stalking: Isn't It Romantic?
    Man, my favorite thing about Facebook posts are the sheer number of self-righteous posts about how much social networking sucks. "I deactivated my Facebook account" is the new "I don't have a TV in my home."
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    Image of cirocco cirocco
    09/22/09

    In reply to Facebook Stalking: Isn't It Romantic?
    Calling what this woman did "stalking" is like referring to sex as rape.
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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    09/22/09

    In reply to Facebook Stalking: Isn't It Romantic?
    I got a sad message on facebook the other day. The subject was, "Does MHCC mean anything to you?" and the message said, "If so I have been searching for you for twenty years." Unfortunately for the guy who sent it, twenty years ago I was nine, so I wasn't who he was looking for. But I can't really imagine holding a torch for someone for that long. I felt a little bad for the guy, but I wonder if the woman he's looking for really wants to be found, you know?
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    09/22/09

    In reply to Facebook Stalking: Isn't It Romantic?
    Is there a cutesy term for "invented trend we're reporting on solely because we thought of a cutesy term for it"?
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    09/22/09

    In reply to Facebook Stalking: Isn't It Romantic?
    Inspired by this post, I looked up first kiss guy. Probably not going to friend him, but he grew up cute and sorta reminds me of my husband. He's just a happy 8th grade memory that is probably best left at that.
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    09/22/09

    In reply to Facebook Stalking: Isn't It Romantic?
    I love looking up people I used to know, but not for hooking up purposes.

    I like knowing that my ex best friend only had two bridesmaids while her husband had seven groomsmen (I take that to mean she can't keep friends), and I like knowing that my ex's current girlfriend is younger than I am, even though he told me I was too young for him. I'm passionately in favor of schadenfreude, and facebook is my dealer.
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    09/22/09

    @sequined: I am with you on that. I like knowing that the girl my ex constantly compare me to, who was always prettier than I am, smarter than I am, an all-around better person than I am, is doing porn now. Schadenfreude FTW!
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    Image of AnotherJenn AnotherJenn
    09/22/09

    In reply to Facebook Stalking: Isn't It Romantic?
    The thing I like about Facebook is that it confirms for me that people I left in my past really deserved to stay there. That old high school boyfriend I felt vaugely guilt about dumping- a Facebook friending confirmed that my assumptions back then were true. That girl I distanced myself from in 11th grade? Yup, still self-righteous and overbearing. My aunt who I stopped talking to? Yup, good reason there too.
    Thank you, Facebook, for an easy way to confirm I have good instincts.
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