i love how they kicked off the poor girl last week for being too "catalog" and then this week the guest "super model" was in fact... a catalog model. le sigh. #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
The minutia-obsessed, unnecessarily combative girl in me wants to point out to Marisa Miller that -rollerblade- Barbie had gigantic flat feet. How else could she wear her SNAP-ON SKATES?
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Marissa Miller must be doing something right with her barbie toe and her showing off her curves, because whenever I open a victoria's secret catalogue, I ALWAYS want to buy whatever she's posing in. It's gotten to a point where I have to ask myself "do I actually like this bra? Or do I only like it cause she's wearing it?"
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@Nimnyn: My thoughts exactly. I was thinking something to the effect like the girls needed to act like they had a smooth plastic crotch #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
Is Marisa Miller really a "super"model? Because I've never heard of her before tonight. I think the term supermodel is being overused. I liked her as a judge though. #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
@PennyFarthing: Eh, she's been on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue and she's a Victoria's Secret Angel. I think that passes for supermodel these days. I have heard of her, at least. #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
@PennyFarthing: She's pretty ubiquitous in the ladmag scene. All over Maxim, all over Sports Illustrated, all over Ladies To Jerk Off To Monthly... #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
@JessaFields: I don't read a lot of magazines anymore. I just thought supermodel meant something other than "makes a good living as a model". But again, I'm probably not very well versed in the modeling world. #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
The next time I walk into a crowded room, instead of yelling "Fire!" I'm going to yell "Guess what?! I'm only 5'8!!!" I'll be expecting just as much excitement and screaming. #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
My friend and I spent the majority of the episode discussing Marisa Miller's boobs. We really couldn't comprehend how she could be that skinny and have boobs that big (assuming they're real, which I think they are). We finally decided that she must have naturally ginormous boobs (like if she were bigger they would be HUGE), so this is them "small". #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
@AlmostDream: Being very thin and having naturally big boobs are not incompatible things. I really wish this meme would end. It is brought up everytime Marissa Miller or some other large-busted woman is mentioned. #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
@AlmostDream: Marissa Miller's boobs trip me out because they're like super boobs. They need no support, they float with joy, and yet they look real. Does. Not. Compute. #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
@Snowbunny: Yes! That was the first argument, where my friend was convinced there was no way real ones could be that perky with nothing but a string bikini to hold them up. But I guess that's why she's a VS Angel and everyone else isn't. #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
@AlmostDream: i have a good friend who is 5'6" and naturally a size 2, yet wears a 32D. until the breast implants boom in the 90s, she always complained that she could never find a bra in her size. now she complains that everyone automatically assumes hers are fake (and yes they are real, and yes she is naturally very slender - i've know her since she was 10) #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
@Tchotchke: Being large-busted and very thin is not rare, but it isn't common, either. It happens enough naturally that when you see a woman IRL with them, you don't automatically think they are fake, because chances are they are real. However, when you see that about, what, a third of women in Hollywood are small-framed, thin, and large-busted... then there are reasons to be suspicious that some are not naturally so endowed, and it does put unreasonable pressure on young women to look like that even if they are not naturally built like that. #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
@Dancingfrog: I understand that. However, as someone with that build I can attest to the fact that just because in theory, you possess an idealized body type does not mean that you are free from ED behavior, severe body issues or insecurity. Our culture may indeed put unreasonable pressure on young women to look a certain way, but picking apart and analyzing women's bodies--regardless of whether they are short, tall, heavy, thin, small busted or large busted--is fundamentally wrong and destructive. It is the very act of dissecting women's bodies that has led to the idea of an idealized woman, and even when it is done to someone who has society's idea of a favorable body, everyone suffers the consequences of that mentality. #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
@Tchotchke: Woah, woah. I think some miscommunication has occurred. I never, ever meant to imply that some women are immune to EDs, insecurity, or severe body issues based on their body type. That's just outlandish. I also do not think it's fair to break down a person into body parts. A person is a whole being - mind, body, spirit. Not just a bunch of parts.
However, I do believe that Hollywood needs to put a more diverse image out there. I also believe that women and men need to know the difference between enhanced and real. That does not mean that individual people should be visually dissected. That does, however, entail that women and men realize the difference between real and enhanced. That women and men are taught to realize what is reasonable to expect and what is unreasonable. The current ideal of being large busted but incredibly small-boned and thin is not common in nature; it is unreasonable to expect anyone to live up to the photoshopped and surgerical standards that are being set. Acknowledging this, while not blaming or shaming individuals, is an important step to accepting natural, individual body shapes and people as the ideal. #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
Did anyone else who took ballet as a kid totally do this all the time? I think I spent ages 6-7 on the balls of my feet. #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
@Penny: Definitely. It took real discipline to STOP being on demi-pointe all the time. Oh, and to only turn out when in class; that shit'll mess your back up if you're not careful. #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
@Penny: I didn't take ballet, but I did gymnastics for years, and I still find myself standing on my toes when I'm in line at the grocery store or waiting for the train. #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
@Penny: Ugh, I know the feeling. I can turn out all the way, but due to a lovely (if minor) case of scoliosis, I can't really DO anything with it. I have to turn back in a little if I actually want to, y'know, dance.
Not that it really matters, since it's been 3 years since I've been in a studio, but it's the principle of the thing! #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
How dare you look weird when you're deep underwater in the Pacific Ocean, holding your breath and you barely know how to swim, and you have asthma? Aren't you in it to win it? #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
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However, I do believe that Hollywood needs to put a more diverse image out there. I also believe that women and men need to know the difference between enhanced and real. That does not mean that individual people should be visually dissected. That does, however, entail that women and men realize the difference between real and enhanced. That women and men are taught to realize what is reasonable to expect and what is unreasonable. The current ideal of being large busted but incredibly small-boned and thin is not common in nature; it is unreasonable to expect anyone to live up to the photoshopped and surgerical standards that are being set. Acknowledging this, while not blaming or shaming individuals, is an important step to accepting natural, individual body shapes and people as the ideal. #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
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Not that it really matters, since it's been 3 years since I've been in a studio, but it's the principle of the thing! #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
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Not that I am happy about it but, you know, sisters unite and all... #americasnexttopmodelbarbietoe
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