A Few Tweets From Andy Richter That Could Be About Anyone
Yeah, that is something you can do, if you’re someone who wanted to do that. Whoever that might be.
Amber Heard Is Seeking a Restraining Order Against Johnny Depp
Amber Heard and Johnny Depp have moved from being entertainingly rude to one another in PR statements, to reported accusations of domestic violence. This is a bad, sad trajectory.
Johnny Depp Declined to Comment on His Divorce in a Way That Spoke Volumes
It, like, totally didn’t even matter to him, ok?
Johnny Depp Doesn't Want to Pay Amber Heard a Dime of Spousal Support
In documents filed by celebrity divorce attorney Laura Wasser, Johnny Depp has requested for a judge to reject Amber Heard’s request for spousal support. He’s also asked that she pay her own attorney fees.
Amber Heard Filed For Divorce Because Johnny Depp's Family Reportedly Hates Her Guts
Though many of you are still traumatized by the news of Amber Heard and Johnny Depp’s divorce, I simply must make your morning even worse by sharing a new rumor about it. TMZ is reporting that Heard filed for divorce from her husband of 15 months because Depp’s family couldn’t fucking stand her, and she was sick and…
Drop What You're Doing and Watch Amber Heard and Johnny Depp's Groundbreaking New Short Film
Amber Heard is guilty.
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's Pet-Fueled Blood Feud With Australia Continues
Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are still fighting with Australia over the fact that, months ago, they smuggled their two Yorkshire terriers into the country, briefly avoiding the mandatory 10-day quarantine because they’re famous. Yes, this situation is still happening.
Yes Johnny Depp, Please Tell Me About 'Obscure Blues' Songs
Our nation’s collective boners for Johnny Depp—once a heartthrob, now no more—have been deflated for several years. And yet Depp’s continued devotion to reminding us of our lack of tumescence rolls on with each interview he gives about his new favorite activities: making bad movies, and marrying a young hottie who…
Amber Heard Loves Johnny Depp and Her Step Kids, She Swears
In a new interview in Marie Claire with Amber Heard (“Marie Claire? Amber Heard? You have my unwavering attention!” -you, probably), Heard talks about her marriage to Johnny Depp—Don’t believe the press! It’s great! Best marriage in the world!—and her relationship with her step kids. Which is also great! Damn, does…
Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez Can't Stop Filing for Divorce from Each Other
Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are so jazzed about divorcing each other that they can’t stop filing for divorce from each other.
Caitlyn Jenner Doesn't Deserve ESPY, Says Woman Involved In Fatal Crash
The fatal car accident Caitlyn Jenner was involved in this February should have prevented her from winning the Arthur Ashe Courage Award at last night’s ESPY Awards, says Jessica Steindorff, a talent manager who was also involved in the accident.
Rapper Who Cut Off His Own Penis Is Proud of His Cut-Off Penis
On April of 2014, rapper Andre “Christ Bearer” Johnson cut off his penis and jumped off a second-story balcony while high on PCP. In the past year, the penis—thank you for asking—has been reattached and Johnson ;););) has reflected on his actions and arrived at the conclusion that cutting off his penis and jumping off…
Amber Heard Is Mad at Australia for Expecting Her to Obey the Law
Remember back in May when Johnny Depp and Amber Heard got scolded for failing to declare that they brought two dogs into Australia, and Agriculture Minister Barnaby Joyce demanded that the dogs leave the country or risk being put down? Well, nice going, Barnaby! You made your point about Australia’s “fragile…
Johnny Depp's Dogs Aren't Dead
In one of the weirder celebrity stories of 2015, the dogs that Johnny Depp illegally brought to Australia are going to be alright.
Melissa Rivers Says Kathy Griffin 'Shit All Over My Mother'
If you thought the annoying fire that all but consumed E!’s Fashion Police had finally been put out, you were sadly mistaken. Slide down the this again? pole, hop on the who cares? truck, and the unleash your enough already hose, because Melissa Rivers just poured a big tank of gasoline—and tossed a highly flammable …
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Are Getting Married
Johnny Depp is getting married. A source (!) told People magazine that Depp will marry actress Amber Heard. The couple met during the filming of Rum Diaries in 2011 and, according to gossip, began dating after Depp and Vanessa Paradis split. Other information gleaned: the couple got engaged over the holidays, there…
Faith Hill Was Engaged to Another Man When She Got with Tim McGraw
Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are in a big fight or something, because Tim McGraw was photographed without his wedding ring on, and the bloidz say it's NO SURPRISE because apparently she cheated on a non-Tim-McGraw man-person with Tim McGraw when she and Tim McGraw first got together! And, as we all know, there is only…
Johnny Depp, 50, Is Officially Engaged to Amber Heard, 27
It's official! Johnny Depp has announced his engagement to Amber Heard after a couple of years of semi-secretly-maybe-probably dating her and almost-definitely-probably breaking up his longterm relationship for her.
