Yes Johnny Depp, Please Tell Me About 'Obscure Blues' Songs

Our nation’s collective boners for Johnny Depp—once a heartthrob, now no more—have been deflated for several years. And yet Depp’s continued devotion to reminding us of our lack of tumescence rolls on with each interview he gives about his new favorite activities: making bad movies, and marrying a young hottie who… »11/24/15 3:00pm11/24/15 3:00pm


Amber Heard Loves Johnny Depp and Her Step Kids, She Swears

In a new interview in Marie Claire with Amber Heard (“Marie Claire? Amber Heard? You have my unwavering attention!” -you, probably), Heard talks about her marriage to Johnny Depp—Don’t believe the press! It’s great! Best marriage in the world!—and her relationship with her step kids. Which is also great! Damn, does… »11/12/15 8:00pm11/12/15 8:00pm

Rapper Who Cut Off His Own Penis Is Proud of His Cut-Off Penis

On April of 2014, rapper Andre “Christ Bearer” Johnson cut off his penis and jumped off a second-story balcony while high on PCP. In the past year, the penis—thank you for asking—has been reattached and Johnson ;););) has reflected on his actions and arrived at the conclusion that cutting off his penis and jumping off… »6/30/15 8:00pm6/30/15 8:00pm

Amber Heard Is Mad at Australia for Expecting Her to Obey the Law

Remember back in May when Johnny Depp and Amber Heard got scolded for failing to declare that they brought two dogs into Australia, and Agriculture Minister Barnaby Joyce demanded that the dogs leave the country or risk being put down? Well, nice going, Barnaby! You made your point about Australia’s “fragile… »6/22/15 8:00pm6/22/15 8:00pm

Melissa Rivers Says Kathy Griffin 'Shit All Over My Mother'

If you thought the annoying fire that all but consumed E!’s Fashion Police had finally been put out, you were sadly mistaken. Slide down the this again? pole, hop on the who cares? truck, and the unleash your enough already hose, because Melissa Rivers just poured a big tank of gasoline—and tossed a highly flammable … »5/14/15 10:30am5/14/15 10:30am

Faith Hill Was Engaged to Another Man When She Got with Tim McGraw

Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are in a big fight or something, because Tim McGraw was photographed without his wedding ring on, and the bloidz say it's NO SURPRISE because apparently she cheated on a non-Tim-McGraw man-person with Tim McGraw when she and Tim McGraw first got together! And, as we all know, there is only… »4/09/14 8:00pm4/09/14 8:00pm

Upcoming (And Likely Bestseller) Paula Deen Cookbook Has Been Axed

I promise we will stop talking about this soonish, you guys. After "careful consideration" from Ballantine Books, the publication of Paula Deen's upcoming cookbook Paula Deen's New Testament: 250 Favorite Recipes, All Lightened Up — currently #1 in cookbooks and #18 overall on Amazon — has been cancelled, along with… »6/29/13 11:30am6/29/13 11:30am

Zoe Saldana Totally Fine With Her Weight Being on the Cover of Allure

So here's a thing! Zoe Saldana's Allure cover prints her weight like she's a slab of nova at the Zabar's fish counter. The dek under her name reads: "115 pounds of grit and heartache." (The rest of the dek: "—117.6 pounds after quinoa lunch; 114 pounds after bikram yoga, 0.00 pounds in space" — was cut for design… »5/16/13 9:00am5/16/13 9:00am

Miley Cyrus Attempts to Convince Us She Values Privacy and Modesty

Miley Cyrus overshared to Elle UK about not wanting to do any more oversharing. No, sir. "We [herself and Liam Hemsworth] were too nice to the world and gave them too much insight—into my life and my puppies and my house–-and I just don't feel they get that privilege any more. Like on my Twitter, I'm much more... not… »4/29/13 9:00am4/29/13 9:00am

Cleavage, Sideboob and See-Through Dresses at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party

In the immortal words of R. Kelly, after the show it's the after party. Last night, Oscar-nominated A-list celebs flocked to the Vanity Fair bash, where they mingled with TV stars and luminaries of the music world. The dress code was half pretty, half sexy. It was a night of many beautiful mammaries. Some ladies let… »2/25/13 4:40pm2/25/13 4:40pm

Nick Stahl Appears Just Long Enough To Masturbate In Public

Poor troubled Terminator 3 actor Nick Stahl now has a glossy senior picture in the Paul Reubens Academy Yearbook: Stahl was arrested around dinnertime last night for jerking off in the private booth of a porn store in Hollywood. The LAPD booked him for a misdemeanor (lewd conduct) and he was released a few hours… »12/28/12 9:00am12/28/12 9:00am

Jennifer Lawrence's Obsession With Honey Boo Boo Caused a Fender Bender

Jennifer Lawrence told Jay Leno that she got into a car accident when she saw people marching in a breast cancer parade who wore sashes with the word "boob" on them: "I thought it was saying 'Boo Boo,'' and so I was like, 'Whoa, does that mean there's Honey Boo Boo?' So I started craning my neck and I saw a little… »11/21/12 9:00am11/21/12 9:00am