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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/05/09

    In reply to Twilight: Unbound In Online Video Comic
    Somewhere, somebody has to have a video of Buffy kicking sparkling vampire ass and I want to see it. #stepheniemeyercomicbook
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    Image of hovy hovy
    11/05/09

    @Lymed: Ask and thy shall receive. #stepheniemeyercomicbook
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/05/09

    @hovy: Thanks. I really needed that. #stepheniemeyercomicbook
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    Image of Sandicomm Sandicomm
    07/28/09

    In reply to Vogue Might Get Makeover; Lily's Chanel Ads Are Out
    Am I a snob for not liking Coach because it's too suburban? Because if so, I shall continue to turn my nose up at their offerings.

    As for Vogue, I really hope this makeover is actually a makeover and not Anna Wintour's no doubt lazy definition of a makeover. I've been reading a few Italian fashion magazines lately (just to practice while I'm not at school), and I don't know if they seem special because the content is in a different language, or if the content is genuinely better, but Vogue needs to catch up. Desperately.
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    Penny promoted this comment Sandicomm was starred Sandicomm was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    07/28/09

    @Sandicomm: No. I no longer buy their bags, although I do have a basic black leather portfolio-type bag I use for work and really like.

    Reed Krakoff, though, is a genius. I may not be their market any longer, but it's wide-reaching. I have a lot of respect for him.
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    Image of femaledwightschrute femaledwightschrute
    07/28/09

    In reply to Vogue Might Get Makeover; Lily's Chanel Ads Are Out
    Unpredictability in Vogue means reading hints about 'being different' and 'shaking things up' and 'maybe no more jumping, who knows?' and opening the new issue and seeing the same old jumping blondies in dated layouts and rich ladies writing about their sad, sad botox/pedicure/facials.

    Gotcha! Let's see what happens next month!
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    Image of Sandicomm Sandicomm
    07/28/09

    @femaledwightschrute: Man, I hate those jumping models. Richard Avedon isn't coming back, you guys.
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    jenna promoted this comment Sandicomm was starred Sandicomm was unstarred
    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    07/28/09

    In reply to Vogue Might Get Makeover; Lily's Chanel Ads Are Out
    Isn't diamond one of the hardest substances in the world? One would think that diamond dust would tear your corneas to shreds if it got in your eyes. Is she going for that whole Madonna-weeping-tears-of-blood effect?
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    07/28/09


    @MizJenkins: You're only really in trouble if you coat your entire body with diamond dust. They had to vacuum it out of Tobias' lungs on Arrested Development.
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    cuteasabutton promoted this comment Edited by Yahtzii at 07/28/09 11:49 AM Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    07/28/09

    In reply to Vogue Might Get Makeover; Lily's Chanel Ads Are Out
    This 'new circle of models,' they'll all be varying shades of caramel, right, with long flowing hair and button noses? And the fresh young photographers will have great ideas for them like 'Bend your arms forward to make your clavicles stick out more' and 'Can you pretend you're slumped on the floor, dead?'

    Okay, phew.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    07/28/09

    In reply to Vogue Might Get Makeover; Lily's Chanel Ads Are Out
    That Marc Jacobs shirt will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    07/28/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: What do they look like? Perez is firewalled.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    07/28/09

    @Skellatrix:
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/28/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: I think I want the American Flag and $ one. Since they are ONLY available in Marc by Marc Jacobs stores and I do not think I live near one, I may end up with a knock off. Unless these babies sell online. Do they sell online?
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    Edited by Zombie Ms. Skittles at 07/28/09 11:55 AM Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    07/28/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: I don't think so - I can walk to NY from Minneapolis on my lunch hour, right?
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/28/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: Sure why not! I'm in Texas, I'll meet you there!
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    Image of missbananafish missbananafish
    07/28/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: There's a store in Chicago - you could def make that walk at lunch.
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles promoted this comment missbananafish was starred missbananafish was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    07/28/09

    In reply to Vogue Might Get Makeover; Lily's Chanel Ads Are Out
    A Vogue makeover! Can we have a tv show about that? With Tim Gunn looking at the layouts pinned on the wall and saying: I'm worried?
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    Image of KelseyElle KelseyElle
    07/28/09

    @BlondeGoddess: I would watch it. I don't know why but Tim Gunn looking concerned always makes for such great TV.
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    cuteasabutton promoted this comment KelseyElle was starred KelseyElle was unstarred
    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    07/28/09

    In reply to Vogue Might Get Makeover; Lily's Chanel Ads Are Out
    Those Lily ads border on adorable. What's holding me back harkens to the LiLo Marilyn thing. As I am over the emulations Audrey in her Breakfast at Tiffany's look.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    07/28/09

    In reply to Vogue Might Get Makeover; Lily's Chanel Ads Are Out
    Uh oh. Bets on whether they're going to swap Anna for Carine, finally?

    Bets on how much difference it'll make to the rest of the free world?
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    07/28/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Over / under?
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    07/24/09

    In reply to Alicia Wants You To Buy Her "Stuff"; Marc's Outré New Campaign Raises Eyebrows
    That "Don't Shop" ad is one of the most out-of-touch, misguided, and poorly filmed things I've ever seen. And at 6 minutes, it's unbelievably self-indulgent. Are people really so clueless that they don't understand consumers are cutting back on shopping because they are a) losing their jobs and hard up for money or b) finally learning (or being forced) to live within their means? Plus, comparing shopping to voting is ridiculous.

    Also, it sounds like it was filmed in my bathroom.
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    Image of alltheteainchina alltheteainchina
    07/24/09

    In reply to Alicia Wants You To Buy Her "Stuff"; Marc's Outré New Campaign Raises Eyebrows
    well i'm never, EVER going into an Ulta again because when i asked the salesperson if the store near me carried this truly awesome foundation i had bought at sephora in new york (oh how i wish i had the money for it now... wet n' wild, how you make my face break out) she scoffed at me and sniggered, "no, i believe you're going to have to keep going to QVC for that."

    i'm like, excuse me!? first of all, what is wrong with you, i'm supposed to feel welcome and want to buy things, that's what retail is all about and second of all... WHAT EXACTLY IS WRONG WITH QVC?
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    emilyanne promoted this comment alltheteainchina was starred alltheteainchina was unstarred
    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    07/24/09

    @alltheteainchina: wow that's some sales techinque she had there.
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    07/24/09

    @alltheteainchina: Not a goddamned thing. Even if you buy nothing, it's entertaining and it's like in-home window shopping.

    I have bought a few things from there and I have no shame about it.
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    Image of letitcrash letitcrash
    07/24/09

    In reply to Alicia Wants You To Buy Her "Stuff"; Marc's Outré New Campaign Raises Eyebrows
    I'm not really sure if Alicia actually meant what I think she does, but if she means that people shouldn't buy junk unless they actually need it, that's pretty cool. She's pretty environmentalisty; I like when people advocate minimalizing for the sake of the environment rather than just changing what it is one consumes and not how much.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment letitcrash was starred letitcrash was unstarred
    Image of KelseyElle KelseyElle
    07/24/09

    In reply to Alicia Wants You To Buy Her "Stuff"; Marc's Outré New Campaign Raises Eyebrows
    They need to just open up a Real Housewives store. Nene can sell her shoes, Kim can sell her CDs, Sheree can sell her clothes, the entire NYC cast can sell their books, Bethenney will sell cupcakes, Jill will sell fabric, Vicki will sell insurance, Ramona and Lauri's daughter will sell skin care products, Ramona for an inexplicable reason will also sell crosses, that one guy will sell energy drinks and Danielle will sell herself.

    It will be like a very very expensive Target.
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    cate3710 promoted this comment Edited by KelseyElle at 07/24/09 11:49 AM KelseyElle was starred KelseyElle was unstarred
    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    07/24/09

    @KelseyElle: I would totally shop there. Do you know how effing hard it was to find Bethenny's baked goods in Manhattan? MAN. HAT. TAN. Ridamndiculous and I still want a cupcake.
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    Image of KelseyElle KelseyElle
    07/24/09

    @hellosunshine: Do you remember the episode where she is standing in some supermarket in the burbs trying to hand out free cup cakes but no one cares? This store would be the opposite of that.
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    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    07/24/09

    In reply to Alicia Wants You To Buy Her "Stuff"; Marc's Outré New Campaign Raises Eyebrows
    Paris's museum is good but it's nothing on my personal favourite - Moscow has a museum of forgotten objects - that is a museum filled with things so obscure that no one knows what their purpose was these days - once someone can identify what they were used for they leave the museum.
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    Image of Jenna Jenna
    07/24/09

    @emilyanne: Have you been to the adventure in metaphysical museology that is the Museum of Jurassic Technology in Culver City? It sounds like the Russian museum should be its cousin.
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    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    07/24/09

    @jenna: ooh no but that sounds genius, I love crazy museums.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/24/09

    In reply to Alicia Wants You To Buy Her "Stuff"; Marc's Outré New Campaign Raises Eyebrows
    Jennifer Lopez's new scent, "My Glow," was apparently inspired by motherhood.

    Soooo it smells like milk vomit, strained carrots, and not showering for 3 days?
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    Edited by Zombie Ms. Skittles at 07/24/09 11:46 AM Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of chersolly chersolly
    07/24/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: What she meant to say was her motherhood experience, not everyone else's. It smells like restful, beautiful sleep.
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    Annabellie promoted this comment chersolly was starred chersolly was unstarred
    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    07/24/09

    @chersolly: and Gray's Papaya
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    Image of swashbuckling swashbuckling
    07/24/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Would it kill motherhood to inspire a ban on the word 'glow' from any future J. Lo perfume lines?
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    notheretomakefriends promoted this comment swashbuckling was starred swashbuckling was unstarred
    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    07/24/09

    @swashbuckling:some future name ideas: Glowing Pains, Glow-worm, Glow with the Flow, Glow-rious, Crazy-Glow
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    07/24/09

    @swashbuckling: Continuing a Glow/J.Lo thread from a while back, I'll just throw some more ideas out there:

    Glow From The Block
    Glow in Manhattan
    On the Glow
    Glowing for Tonight
    Enough (Glow)
    El Canglowte
    In Glowing Color
    Fly Glow
    The Back-Up Glow
    Jersey Glow
    Shall We Glow
    Monster-in-Glow

    Y'all, this is only the beginning.
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    Edited by hellosunshine at 07/24/09 12:54 PM hellosunshine was starred hellosunshine was unstarred
    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    07/24/09

    @hellosunshine: you were kind enough not to mention the one that tanked: GiGlow
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    07/24/09

    @notheretomakefriends: It was scrapped in development. Smelled too much like shame and Dippity Do.
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