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Charlie Sheen's Car Stolen & Crashed; Is Anderson Cooper Adopting A Haitian Baby?

• This morning Charlie Sheen reported that his SUV, which he left in his open garage with the keys in the ignition, had been stolen. Later it was found totaled at the bottom of a ravine.

#goodbadugly

Dear John Premiere Is A Tearjerker

"Young Hollywood" Is White, Thin

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Pattinson Survives Swine Flu Attack; Judge: Jon Can't Use Guns At Gosselin Home

• Robert Pattinson freaked out when a fan jumped out of a car at a red light and kissed him explaining, "My mom wouldn't pull the car over to let me out because I'm just getting over the swine flu…"

#snapjudgment

Pretty As A Picture With A Pup On Parade

[New York, December 15. Image via Splash.]

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GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

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Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger

• Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents. She says:

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The Cart Before The....

[Los Angeles, October 26. Image via Bauer-Griffin

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Mamma Mia, There She Goes Again

[Los Angeles, October 17. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Jennifer's Body: Less About Empowerment, More About How Vicious Girls Can Be

#criticalmass

Critics Have Violently Different Views Of Jennifer's Body

6 Reasons To Love Jennifer's Body

Allure: Mom's Nagging, Now Available In Convenient Magazine Format

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Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide; John Krasinski & Emily Blunt Engaged

• The L.A. County Coroner has ruled that Michael Jackson's death was a homicide caused by a mixture of the anesthetic propofol and the anti-anxiety drug lorazepam, but MJ had many other drugs running through his system when he died.

#filmschooled

New Jennifer's Body Promo Gives Almost Everything Away

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Lindsay Calls Cops Over Missing Phone; Kate Gosselin's Sleepover With The Bodyguard

• Lindsay Lohan left her phone in a New York deli. When she came back to retrieve it an employee wanted to check the security tape to make sure it was hers, which made Linds freak out and call the cops.