I didn't realize there would be so many members of the anti-snowball fight contingent here. That's too bad. The world could use more spontaneous public fun that isn't confined to preapproved venues.
Rev Hughes - Way to miss out on an opportunity to be relevant.
On what planet are teenage boys "hard to reach" w/r/t advertising cheap, tasty, junk food?
I'm flying 2/3 across the country on Christmas Eve and THANK GOD that they passed that three hour law. I'm claustraphobic and an anxious mess on a plane without being imprisoned on it. I've read far too many Consumerist articles about plane imprisonment horror stories, I was starting to seriously dread my flight.
DC AND Poland!? Here is a very long comment you will most likely skip but makes valid points:
1) I'm really surprised so many commenters are anti-snowball fight. This is the most buttoned-up city EVER. Yes, it was hipster-initiated, but it was also the very definition of harmless fun. DC was completely shut down on Saturday. The fact that you could do anything except "avoid getting hit by a car" at 14th and U in the middle of the day is a testament to that.
2) One of the articles about the Auschwitz sign trots out the "6 million Jews and other people" line. There were more like 11 million people overall killed by the Holocaust - 6 million Jews (3 million of whom were Polish), nearly 3 million non-Jewish Poles, and several million other people, including hundreds of thousands of Roma, homosexuals, socialists, and anybody in Central Europe caught resisting. I do not, under any circumstances, want to discount the horrific effects of the Holocaust on the global Jewish population - but Poland lost 6 million people as well. I really hate when that gets discounted, as that's my family.
In conclusion, snowballs = good, Holocaust = bad for Poland, too.
@CherriSpryte: I always get worked up about the death toll from WWII, as even though 6 million Jews were killed, the conservative estimate of Russians lost in the war stands at 22 million. What happened was ultimately terrible, but I hate that the Holocaust is seen as bad for only Jews-- Holocaust = bad for Russians, Poles, and other Central Europeans as well as Jews.
@Jessysaurusrex: There's a huge difference between "died in the Holocaust" and "died in WW2," but you're right. I think total worldwide deaths in WW2 is what, 60 million? Its insane.
@CherriSpryte: I get sleepy and merge historical concepts at times, so thank you putting me in line. I am most upset-- I cry during movies featuring WWII scenes (like Atonement) when I think about how absolutely INSANE that one person's ideology can be traced back to the deaths of so many millions, be they victims of his systematic murder machine or casualties of the war against his murder machine.
And then I have to start playing with my dogs before I cry to the point of implosion.
@Penny: Oh yeah, here's one more thing: Malcolm X Park is like two feet away. Were these asswipes so fucking stupid that they couldn't read a Google map to get there? I thought a creative writing degree necessitates a base level of literacy. Oh wait, then they couldn't have it in the middle of a major street via the Twitter, and hence be "quirky".
@ragamufffin: They have one, it plows the area right around the Capitol. Oh wait, that probably belongs to the federal govt. So yeah, you're right, the city definitely doesn't have any. DC is such a joke in the snow.
"A British woman was temporarily blinded when her eyes were glued shut during an eye lash tinting treatment at a beauty salon."
That treatment should not be legal. For reals. The "slight peppery sensation" they advertise (I'm looking at you, Benefit!) feels more like your eyeballs are being seared by hot pokers. Do not recommend.
Does DC give cops Hummers to drive? If not, it doesn't surprise me that the type of cop who would pull a gun at a snowball fight is the type of jerk-wad that drives a Hummer.
@PaintedTrollop: I am amazed by how many people in large SUVs are getting stuck on the DC streets. We keep seeing people trying to drive out of parking spaces without shoveling the snow away. My husband had to push a neighbors car out of a spot while both of the neighbors sat in the car.
@Lymed: Coming from a family that runs a car dealership I'm not surprised at all. The vast majority of the people that buy large four wheel drive vehicles have no idea of how to drive them which when combined with no knowledge of the physics principle of the conservation of momentum* makes mechanics and body shops a lot of money every winter.
*(items at rest will tend to stay at rest, and items in motion will tend to stay in motion unless acted on by an outside force)
@Lymed: It's because they don't know how to drive in snow - especially a great big SUV. I live in the mountains of northern NH, and I drive a Toyota Corolla - and I never get stuck!
@whats_in_a_name: good point. Whenever there's a big storm up here, it's SUV's and pickups that are off the road. I saw an SUV on the highway once that had launched off the snowbank on the side of the road, and was nestled in the lower branches of a tree.
@Lymed: Your point is well taken---this person is required to carry a gun by virtue of his job, etc. I read Penny's comment as a lament that only idiots get guns, but everyone can get a gun; most people just choose not to exercise that right.
On a technical level, some police departments do not provide their officers with a gun, but include a gun stipend in their salary. The officer is then required to supply their own gun, which must be of a make and model listed on the department's preapproved list. I don't know whether NYPD's guns are department-owned or officer-owned.
@Penny: I sincerely hope you're being somewhat jokey. Yes, there are idiots in every profession, and yes, some idiots are cops, which is extra frightening and makes you want really fucking stringent hiring requirements. But that's a pretty broad brush you're painting with: my boyfriend and his fellow police academy grads are some of the smartest, most laid-back and thoughtful people I've ever met. I hope you're more thoughtful about how you categorize entire professions in the future.
I don't know why that quote from Michelle cracks me up so much. It sounds like she got sucked into a Sex & the City marathon on TBS, momentarily blanked on alternative forms of interactions between female friends, and wanted to suggest shopping and cosmos with Jill before thinking better of it and just sticking with shopping. Personally, I'd prefer drinks with them, because then I could just pick their brains for hours.
My mom tapes newspaper articles on the bathroom mirror, too. For a while, she was cutting them out of the paper and mailing them to me. She has slowly adapted to the notion of emailing URLs to me instead.
I wasn't aware that someone younger than 18 could get implants, period. That just seems really unnecessary.. I mean, my breasts didn't reach their current size until about halfway through college. Then again, a bunch of girls in my high school were getting nose jobs at 16, so... shrugs.
@kookoocachaw: Something about nose jobs at that age bothers me less, whether that's rational or not. Your nose won't change, for one thing, whereas your body and breasts most definitely will. And you definitely have a point about the implants--wouldn't you want to wait until at least 18 anyway?
My nose changed shape dramatically between middle and high school and slightly between high school and college. Some of it had to do with my other features changing and me losing weight, but it was a noticeable change if you look at photos of me over time. I think it's just silly to do any major surgery before you're really done growing, and I think 99% of people are still in the process of physically growing/maturing/changing before the 18 of age and a few years after.
Didn't you hear that Mr. Berlusconi has generously offered to sign off on the augmentations of women under 18? Of course, he'll need to personally inspect her breasts first... just to make sure she understands the risks, of course.
Quite honestly, hearing the words "teacher" and "caught", and "sex", in the same sentence, I can only feel relief on realizing that it's between adults.
Also, I laughed really hard when I read the first sentence of the steak-throwing. And then I just got sad reading the rest of it.
I went to that high school, and one of those women was my teacher for two years. This really does not surprise me at all. Nor do I feel that bad for her. She always had some major boundary issues. I'm kind of surprised she didn't get in trouble for something before this
@colormeroutine: I grew up by that school! (but didn't end up going there). Sort of odd to say Brooklyn Pride for a post about a sex-escandalo but there we have it. Brooklyn pride indeed. It's just rare to read about that part of Brooklyn other than when cricket players get hit by lightning in Marine Park. True story.
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On what planet are teenage boys "hard to reach" w/r/t advertising cheap, tasty, junk food?
I'm flying 2/3 across the country on Christmas Eve and THANK GOD that they passed that three hour law. I'm claustraphobic and an anxious mess on a plane without being imprisoned on it. I've read far too many Consumerist articles about plane imprisonment horror stories, I was starting to seriously dread my flight.
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1) I'm really surprised so many commenters are anti-snowball fight. This is the most buttoned-up city EVER. Yes, it was hipster-initiated, but it was also the very definition of harmless fun. DC was completely shut down on Saturday. The fact that you could do anything except "avoid getting hit by a car" at 14th and U in the middle of the day is a testament to that.
2) One of the articles about the Auschwitz sign trots out the "6 million Jews and other people" line. There were more like 11 million people overall killed by the Holocaust - 6 million Jews (3 million of whom were Polish), nearly 3 million non-Jewish Poles, and several million other people, including hundreds of thousands of Roma, homosexuals, socialists, and anybody in Central Europe caught resisting. I do not, under any circumstances, want to discount the horrific effects of the Holocaust on the global Jewish population - but Poland lost 6 million people as well. I really hate when that gets discounted, as that's my family.
In conclusion, snowballs = good, Holocaust = bad for Poland, too.
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And then I have to start playing with my dogs before I cry to the point of implosion.
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Ha, just kidding! The DC snowplows aren't that effective.
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One commenter's reasoning? "More mayhem = more fun!"
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That treatment should not be legal. For reals. The "slight peppery sensation" they advertise (I'm looking at you, Benefit!) feels more like your eyeballs are being seared by hot pokers. Do not recommend.
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And by vehicle I mean penis.
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*(items at rest will tend to stay at rest, and items in motion will tend to stay in motion unless acted on by an outside force)
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On a technical level, some police departments do not provide their officers with a gun, but include a gun stipend in their salary. The officer is then required to supply their own gun, which must be of a make and model listed on the department's preapproved list. I don't know whether NYPD's guns are department-owned or officer-owned.
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I was, indeed, only half serious, but I was certainly not talking about cops. I have a lot of respect, overall, for the law enforcement community.
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I should send her this link and go full-circle.
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My nose changed shape dramatically between middle and high school and slightly between high school and college. Some of it had to do with my other features changing and me losing weight, but it was a noticeable change if you look at photos of me over time. I think it's just silly to do any major surgery before you're really done growing, and I think 99% of people are still in the process of physically growing/maturing/changing before the 18 of age and a few years after.
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Didn't you hear that Mr. Berlusconi has generously offered to sign off on the augmentations of women under 18? Of course, he'll need to personally inspect her breasts first... just to make sure she understands the risks, of course.
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Also, I laughed really hard when I read the first sentence of the steak-throwing. And then I just got sad reading the rest of it.
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