Some might think expressing sympathy is a nice thing to do. Not so the Daily Mail's ever-sensitive Jan Moir, who writes that, when done on Twitter, it's "an unsavoury social shift, a bleak emotional signpost to what lies ahead." Oh.
Come with me across the pond to the National Television Awards held at London's O2 Arena, where Big Brother contestants, EastEnders actors and, of course, Jordan roam. Their plumage? Gaudy.