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This Week In Tabloids: Kim Doesn't Give a Single Fuck If Rob Dies

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we call the corners (North=Star, South=OK!, East=InTouch, West=Life & Style) and assume all the powers of Kris Jenner until eventually losing our minds and thinking we’re flying. This week: George and Amal are divorcing, Kim and Kylie are pregnant, Bradley and Jennifer are sending… » 4/01/15 4:00pm 4/01/15 4:00pm

Snagging Clooney Makes Amal 'Most Fascinating' Person of 2014

As previously established, Barbara Walters' Most Fascinating People of whatever particular year it happens to be is not actually full of fascinating people. But the beat goes on regardless, and this year, Barbara decided that Amal Clooney, formerly Amal Alamuddin, was the most fascinating person of 2014 because she… » 12/15/14 10:50am 12/15/14 10:50am

There Is Already a Knockoff of Amal Alamuddin's Wedding Gown

Are you interested in being married to George Clooney? WELL TOO DAMN BAD. He's already taken in case you somehow haven't heard. However, if you'd like to marry some other dude and pretend like you're marrying George Clooney, it is now that much easier to uphold the fantasy by purchasing a knockoff of Amal Alamuddin's… » 10/01/14 2:45pm 10/01/14 2:45pm

OK, Amal Alamuddin Is Just Disgustingly Chic

Not sure if you heard, but George Clooney got married this weekend. Here are some photos of the actor and his stunning powerhouse wife, Amal Alamuddin, leaving Venice's city hall. To what extent do you suppose the venue selection was influenced by that one waterborne fight scene in the 1989 classic Indiana Jones and… » 9/29/14 4:00pm 9/29/14 4:00pm

Amal Alamuddin 'Blows Off' George Clooney's Family Reunion

WOW, CAN YOU BELIEVE THE NERVE: according to an exclusive Daily Mail report, Amal Alamuddin "blew off" George Clooney's family reunion in Kentucky — even though his parents literally just got the house repainted — because she had other plans (doing international human rights stuff, saving the world or whatever). » 6/20/14 9:25am 6/20/14 9:25am