Glamour Finally Dumps Mike Cherico. Can We Learn From This?

So we did it. Womanity put an abrupt end to the dating blogging career of Glamour's Mike Cherico. He is not the first Glamour contributor Jezebel has inadvertently helped to get canned. But he is far and away the worst. And I do not mean the "worst Glamour contributor Jezebel has inadvertently helped to get canned" or… » 3/10/08 1:30pm 3/10/08 1:30pm

The. Worst. Date. Ever., Brought To You By Glamour

We sort of dismissed Glamour "Man Needs Date" blogger, Mike "Edgy English Teacher" Cherico, early in his tenure as the type of jackass whose jackassiness was unworthy of analysis. It was too typical, too garden-variety L.A., lacking in that certain pathological je ne sais quoi that makes the Paul Jankas of this world… » 3/07/08 3:40pm 3/07/08 3:40pm

Meet Mike, 'Glamour''s New Alyssa. Please Find Us A New Word For…

Meet Glamour's new Alyssa Shelasky. (He used to bone Alyssa Shelasky!) Mike Cherico — aka 'Edgy English Teacher' — has not only taken over blogging responsibilities for Alyssa but he is soooo bummed right now because he watched The Break-Up last night just after — what is it summer or something? — enduring a break-up » 7/10/07 1:45pm 7/10/07 1:45pm

'Glamour' Dating Columnist Contender Adam Stein Actually Kind Of A Saint

Glamour has been holding a contest to replace its dating columnist "Jake" since roughly the last presidential election, and while you may no longer actually vote in the contest itself you can vote in a sort of side-wager as to who was voted the New Jake (winner announced in July!) a game we found ourselves playing… » 6/18/07 5:40pm 6/18/07 5:40pm

Jamie Lee Curtis Would Like Us All To Have A Great Weekend

"All of a sudden I realized I exist," Jamie Lee Curtis tells Jeanne Marie Laskas in July's Ladies Home Journal. (No, we don't usually read it, as much as we are totes obsessed with "Can This Marriage Be Saved" but the publicist sent us a nice file of it over the internet and we're searching for crap to post so we can… » 6/15/07 7:15pm 6/15/07 7:15pm

'Glamour' Editors To Vapid Starfucking Dating Blogger Alyssa Shelasky:…

We're not sure what's wrong with Alyssa Shelasky's love life since she stopped actually writing about it, but the editors of Glamour sure seem to have some ideas! Last week, Glamour enlisted Alyssa to present the three leading guy candidates to replace longtime dating columnist "Jake" to present them with a challenge… » 5/14/07 2:41pm 5/14/07 2:41pm

Vagina Monoblogs: Examining The Mystery Of Alyssa Shelasky's Breakup…

Alyssa Shelasky has just announced on her blog that she has inexplicably broken up with her boyfriend of a month and a half (and she's making a valiant effort not to equate it with the Virginia Tech tragedy!). In light of this surprising romantic development, and Alyssa's unsatisfying lack of explanation for it ("It… » 4/17/07 3:21pm 4/17/07 3:21pm

Vagina Monoblogs: Mel B (Not The Spice Girl!) Abdicates Post, Alyssa…

Melanie Boyer is mysteriously leaving after two years as the dating blogger for Washington City Paper, which made us vaguely sad, since even though she never writes anything obnoxious/unself-aware enough for us to feel compelled to blog about, we actually just sort of enjoyed reading it for pleasure. Until we asked… » 4/10/07 8:45pm 4/10/07 8:45pm

Vagina Monoblogs: Alyssa Shelasky Reveals That Glamour Dating Blog Is…

When retired US scribe Alyssa Shelasky took a gig blogging about dating for the Glamour website last summer, we sort of thought we understood what everyone was getting at: Conde Nast needed to beef up the "content" on its magazines' websites so as to continue deluding themselves that women's magazines remain relevant… » 4/05/07 3:22pm 4/05/07 3:22pm

Vagina Monoblogs: Real Estate Mogul Alyssa Shelasky Moves In With…

  • Virgin Chronicler Sarah DiMuro's BFF thinks Cute Blond May Be 'The One.' Which means: 1. Her blog is about to become even more boring than Alyssacentric 2. She will get laid in time for....the Beijing Olympics?
  • Alyssa Shelasky goes on and on about moustaches and Los Angeles and her perfect credit score and posts a…
  • » 4/02/07 1:27pm 4/02/07 1:27pm

Vagina Monoblogs: Alyssa Shelasky Not Only A Bad Writer, She Also Has…

  • Alyssa Shelasky, to whom we will heretofore refer as Real Estate Mogul Alyssa Shelasky since she is no longer really a dating blogger since she does not actually ever blog about dating, excerpts this new book by the frigtards behind Collegehumor and she quotes her favorite lines:
    People will generally be happy with…
  • » 3/29/07 11:05am 3/29/07 11:05am

The Shelaskster Comes Clean About Dumping "Good Egg", Complete…

So dating blogger Alyssa Shelasky — catch up on how she dangled those participles all the way into our hearts here — finally comes clean about why shitty she dumped the product abusing jam band listening "honest" "innocent," "loving" banker she once called "The One" the Observer. (Pictured above, drowning his sorrows… » 3/07/07 11:37am 3/07/07 11:37am