Solving The Anthrax Mystery (And Other Odds And Ends)

The mystery of who sent the anthrax letters may finally be solved, and it's like the most random plot twist to a James Patterson novel (not that either of us has ever read a novel by James Patterson, but the advertisements for them on the Metro make it seem like a good simile). Steven Hatfill gets his millions, his… » 8/01/08 11:00am 8/01/08 11:00am

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Assailant Anchor Alycia Lane Is Free! But Whither The Fucking Dykes?

Alycia Lane, beater-up of cops and coiner of the creative derogatory term "You fucking dyke!" is free on felony charges. You know, Alycia scrappy, self-promoting famous-for-Philadelphia news anchor, bilingual emailer of bikini photos of herself to married male news anchor "friends", teary interviewer of Dr. Phil and… » 2/28/08 12:00pm 2/28/08 12:00pm

I'm Unwashed And I Look Like Hell, You Fucking Dykes

When I lived in Philadelphia, "Alycia Lane" was one of those names I wished I didn't know. Like "Heidi Montag," but moreso. See, Alycia was a local news reporter, and I worked for a publication that had to act as though local news reporters were celebrities. (We also had to act as though AM radio personalities were… » 12/20/07 12:00pm 12/20/07 12:00pm