Lots of good news for beta males today: they can become like alphas at the drop of a hat, at least if they're cichlid fish. But if they're baboons, they may not want to — turns out being the alpha baboon is actually really stressful.
While talking to a friend about alpha males, he mentioned that I was "kind of like" one myself. Like most women who are likened to men, I was initially proud of this fact, then confused as to what it implied, then dismissive of the notion all together.
Last Friday at 6:05pm sharp, Deadspin editor A.J. Daulerio — an unabashed fan of chick flicks and rom-coms — walked into a theater to see Eat Pray Love. This is what he saw.