Tammy Baldwin Is a Totally Gross Lesbian for Daring Dance at Gay Pride …

If all goes according to plan, come November, Wisconsin Rep. Tammy Baldwin will become the first openly LGBT person elected to the US Senate. But if all goes according to the, uh, Chick-fil-A agenda of one of her opponent's top aides, Baldwin will be defeated, because this one time in 2010, she danced onstage at a gay… » 9/11/12 3:30pm 9/11/12 3:30pm

You Won't Just Die Alone — You'll Be Totally Miserable, Too

Hey there. How's your day going so far? Have you spent much time thinking about how you're going to die alone in your apartment, face down in a bowl of the soggy cereal you're eating for dinner because why would you ever cook a proper meal when it's just you? Well, allow science to make your day even better by telling… » 3/26/12 11:15am 3/26/12 11:15am