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    Real Life Soapdish: Susan Lucci Assists Abandoned Children

    Real Housewife Danielle Staub's All My Children Scene

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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    08/17/09

    In reply to Real Life Soapdish: Susan Lucci Assists Abandoned Children
    Not to rag on Susan Lucci, but Cher spent time helping in Nepal's orphanages a couple months ago, and there was no press. Just a woman holding a lot of children who need attention and care.

    But I'll bet she also wore killer shoes.
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    08/17/09

    In reply to Real Life Soapdish: Susan Lucci Assists Abandoned Children
    Uh. And barefooted, you've done what for humanity today?

    Me? I bitched about a restaurant I went to this weekend. Uh.. wait... So.

    ETA: I will be so disappointed if you come in here, Tracie, and tell me you actually wear shoes during a normal day. For real.
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    08/17/09

    @labeled: Also... good lord, engagement is agreeing with you. You look absolutely GORGEOUS lately.
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    08/17/09

    @labeled: oh, i never wear shoes. dodai and i were saying that we're like cave women now.
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    08/17/09

    @Tracie: ha, too true. I turned into a complete cave woman, and prefer it that way now. Of course, my best friends are the UPS and Fedex drivers, and some might consider that a downside, I don't know.
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    08/17/09

    In reply to Real Life Soapdish: Susan Lucci Assists Abandoned Children
    God forbid people wear heels in Africa! Doesn't she know that they all walk around barefoot? How dare she bring something as strange as shoes that high!

    /rant
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    08/17/09

    @sshacker: God forbid the editors poke fun at an irrelevant soap star!
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    08/17/09

    @cocktail bun: Don't you worry about this ed. too much - her skin's thicker than about six normal editors.
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    08/17/09

    @cocktail bun: Something tells me if this irrelevant soap star was in Shannon County, ND this story would not be as funny. Can't claim the locale doesn't add to the giggle factor and you need to ask yourself why.

    For a group that sees offenses in every corner, some liberals seem to be quite obtuse when it comes to their offensive and derogatory treatment of Africa, African countries, the people of Africa.
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    08/17/09

    @sshacker: Whoa there... I actually thought your comment was funny. Just like I thought Susan Lucci becoming a caricature of herself was funny...
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    08/17/09

    In reply to Real Life Soapdish: Susan Lucci Assists Abandoned Children
    But did Montana get to go too? What about the Brain Fever? Perhaps there was a decapitation?
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    08/17/09

    In reply to Real Life Soapdish: Susan Lucci Assists Abandoned Children
    Aww comon, she is doing something good. To bag on her seems unfair :-(
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    Image of Tracie Tracie
    08/17/09

    @I_b_meh: i'm not bagging on her! i think it's glamorous! and funny.
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    Image of I_b_meh I_b_meh
    08/18/09

    @Tracie: Ok then! It seems much more humorous this morning, yesterday was the end of a bad monday. Keep up the good work :-)
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    06/30/09

    In reply to Real Housewife Danielle Staub's All My Children Scene
    "Disturbing the peace...harassment, breaking and entering, and reckless endangerment...she's guilty of all of it."


    Yep, that's our girl!

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    06/30/09

    In reply to Real Housewife Danielle Staub's All My Children Scene
    Isn't that the way you're supposed to hold a wine glass?


    Admittedly, I'm using a very tiny laptop at the moment, so I may be seeing things wrong.

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    Image of cirocco cirocco
    07/01/09

    @squeakel: A white wine glass is held by the stem, so the drinker's hand doesn't warm the wine. Thing is, I'm sure the glass on set didn't contain actual wine, and the way she's holding it is a fine way to hold a water goblet. I have a hard time getting worked up about this faux pas.
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    06/30/09

    In reply to Real Housewife Danielle Staub's All My Children Scene
    Leo come back! I hate Frankenstare Ryan!
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    06/30/09

    In reply to Real Housewife Danielle Staub's All My Children Scene
    The way she is holding that wine glass is hilarious!
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    06/30/09

    @RedLineRage: Right? Who holds a glass that way!
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    06/30/09

    @RedLineRage: Her classiest friend, Guido Fuckemupgood, taught her how to hold the wine glass "the French way."
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    Image of chainsawmascara chainsawmascara
    07/01/09

    @RedLineRage: You hold white wine by the stem, and red wine by the bowl of the glass. She's drinking white wine, so she's holding the glass correctly, as far as I'm aware.
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    Image of RedLineRage RedLineRage
    07/01/09

    @chainsawmascara: What am I, a troglodyte? I understand how to hold a glass of white wine, what I find hilarious is the WAY she's holding it. It's so stiff and awkward.
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    07/02/09

    @RedLineRage: If I could heart you again, I would! Ha!
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    06/30/09

    In reply to Real Housewife Danielle Staub's All My Children Scene
    She's on a date with Jackson Montgomery and his dulcet, melodious voice. I am nothing but jealous.


    And, for the record, some of our mothers have watched All My Children since its first episode and that's the only way some of us were immediately able to identify the characters and plot histories of the individuals in this scene.

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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    06/30/09

    @Khrushchev: Sure thing.
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    Image of hellonini9 hellonini9
    06/30/09

    In reply to Real Housewife Danielle Staub's All My Children Scene
    Pre-Botox? She's looking pretty good there!
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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    06/30/09

    @hellonini9: Pre-a lot of things I'm guessing. @jane-eyre-head: lol, prostitution whore.
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    Image of Bigmouth Strikes Again Bigmouth Strikes Again
    06/30/09

    @veronykah: I agree. She has normal eyebrows in this scene.
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    06/30/09

    @Bigmouth Strikes Again: Normal eyebrows, yes. But she already had the crazy eyes.
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    02/13/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Daytime TV
    This makes me miss Passions...and I think I am the only person other than Joel McHale who wishes that show were still on the air.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    02/13/09

    @ClobberellaBeatsYouUp: I was just thinking that what this scene really needs is a crazy witch and a teenager who represents all that is good.
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    02/13/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Daytime TV
    I like to imagine that the motorcycle bride is going to fall in to a giant wooden above-ground pool, like that (early 90s?) movie of that teenage girl who went around the country making her horse jump off this high platform and dive into the water with her. I'm just sayin.
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    Image of unglam_girl unglam_girl
    02/13/09

    @misspell: Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken. Best. Movie. Ever.
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    02/13/09

    @unglam_girl: Ah, yes! I couldn't remember the title of that! Now I think I'll have a Mermaids / Wild Hearts double feature. Twice the Jake Ryan = twice the fun!
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    Image of picardia picardia
    02/13/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Daytime TV
    Anything that happens on AMC that does not involve Tad, Jesse and/or Angie is usually not worth watching.


    I love Bianca, but I quit watching about six months ago when Aidan got the romantic shaft again, for like the zillionth time. (Aidan is the guy who talked the woman out of the gun.) If I am going to suffer through bad storylines, I am at least going to see Aidan half-naked on at least a weekly basis.

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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    02/13/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Daytime TV
    Bianca is marrying Carly? What will Sonny say?
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