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    Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    05/13/09

    In reply to Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen
    You mean that the most insufferable characters on One Tree Hill are leaving the show?! I'm devastated.
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    05/13/09

    In reply to Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen
    OH MY GOD KANYE I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!!! THE INTERNET IS SO MUCH QUIETER WITHOUT YOU ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER GO AWAY AGAIN!!1!! LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!!!!!!! MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD, TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    05/13/09

    In reply to Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen
    I bet Kate and Leo have shagged. After watching them promote Revolutionary Road together, I'm pretty sure she is totally in lust/love with him and is only married to Sam Mendes for her career. And I am not saying there is anything wrong with that, btw.
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    05/13/09

    In reply to Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen
    Like La Lohan I have actually been burgled and been told by shocked neighbours that my flat had been ransacked. It was laundry day and I can only fit one load per time int the washer dryer. The other clothes were lying all over the kitchen floor. My bed was unmade because I had dashed to work and had not had time to tidy up. The advantage was that the burglars only bothered to take my (far from state of the art)television which they dumped by the stairs as they fled and my remote control. The later caused me grief as the buttns on the set itself only have limited functionality.
    ps M flat is usually very tidy. Honest!
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    Image of Our Lady of the Massacre Our Lady of the Massacre
    05/13/09

    In reply to Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen
    BI = Julia Allison?


    Also, I can totally see Jon and Kate having an agreement on how many outside relationships one or both of them is allowed to have. Honestly, they're not a couple any more - they're just business partners. The kids are their employees.

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    Image of BradenIphigenia BradenIphigenia
    05/13/09

    Julia Allison was absolutely the first name to come to mind and I was hoping someone else had jumped on it too.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    05/13/09

    @BradenIphigenia: @Our Lady of the Massacre: Has to be.
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    05/13/09

    In reply to Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen
    You know, as much as I've heard a lotta shit about Kid Rock and Eminem over the years, I'm really happy that they are helping out the folks in their hometown.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    05/13/09

    In reply to Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen
    Kanye and his wild caps are really growing on me.
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    Image of MissTicklebritches MissTicklebritches
    05/13/09

    In reply to Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen
    My mother types in all caps.

    Kanye types in all caps.

    Kanye is, therefore, my mother.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    05/13/09

    @MissTicklebritches: Logic FTW!
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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    05/13/09

    In reply to Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen
    Um, Say My Name is a Destiny's Child song, not a Beyonce song. Thought you should know.
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    Image of the.bleach the.bleach
    05/13/09

    In reply to Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen
    Also, Kanye and my boss are the only two people left who still need to blog everything in all caps. And my job is to uncaps one of those. Kanye, I'm pretty skilled if you want some grammar fixin'.
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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    05/13/09

    @the.bleach: You've obviously never read my dad's emails. All caps, all the time.
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    Image of EsmereldaFitzmonster EsmereldaFitzmonster
    05/13/09

    In reply to Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen
    Ha, LiLo, my housemate has been there!
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    Image of Dynamo Dynamo
    05/13/09

    In reply to Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen
    Yes, Katie Price did run the London Marathon last month, with Peter Andre. They ran together in 7 hours or so as she had to be helped to finish after her knee buckled.


    And I can't believe I know this and feel the need to share it...

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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    05/13/09

    @ThaiDi: Don't feel bad. It was my first thought when I heard they broke up: but he helped her over the finish line....!


    I badly want them to get together again. They are made for each other (quite literally, possibly).

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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    05/13/09

    In reply to Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen
    Kate Winslet wears a ring given to her by Leonardo DiCaprio, and it's engraved inside. But she won't reveal what the text reads. One guess: "I'm cold, Rose."


    My guess: Any 12-yr-old girl who saw Titanic knows our love was meant 2B! These supermodels are merely empty calories to your protein-rich energy shake. Leave him, Kate and run away with me.


    That or "Dial 1-800-Caprio and kick those nasty thoughts".

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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    05/13/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: "empty calories to your protein-rich energy shake." I am going to start using this as a new pick up line!
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    Image of lookethatmyface lookethatmyface
    05/13/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: For realz guys it's tru luv!



    Yes, my ten-year-old self squeed happily during that moment at the Golden Globes.

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    Image of lookethatmyface lookethatmyface
    05/13/09

    @lookethatmyface:



    Did it work now?

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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    05/13/09

    @lookethatmyface: hubba hubba...
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    05/13/09

    @lookethatmyface: That makes me feel like I'm 14 and obsessing over the Basketball Diaries all over again.
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    Image of laetitiae laetitiae
    05/13/09

    In reply to Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen
    I propose that the phrase 'walk of shame' be replaced with 'walk of hellz yeah I got laid last night'.
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    05/13/09

    @laetitiae: Nice. I approve.
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    Image of yorglow yorglow
    05/13/09

    @laetitiae: I have friends who call it the "stride of pride".
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/13/09

    @laetitiae: Oh, the Stride of Pride, you mean?
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    05/13/09

    @yorglow: I stealing that one ;)
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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    05/13/09

    In reply to Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen
    "Bad Ass Beer"?? Right, Kid Rock, because "bad" and "ass" are two words I want associated with my beer.
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