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[London, September 18. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

]]> Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:10:00 EDT Anna http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5052180&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ Anna Wintour: Empress Of The Ugly At Costume Institute Gala ]]> ugly5508annawintour.jpgOne more time! (Promise.) Met. Costume. Institute. Gala. Superheroes. Sponsored by Vogue and Armani. Hosted by Julia Roberts and George Clooney. You've seen the Good. You've seen the Bad. [This is reminding me of a certain early '80s sitcom theme song. -Ed.] Now we've got the Ugly, namely, a god-awful Anna Wintour, Melania Trump, Mary-Kate Olsen, Kimora Lee Simmons, and (sob) Dita von Teese. All of them, and others, after the jump.







The Ugly:
ugly5508melaniatrump.jpgMelania Trump's dress is as bad and as tacky as her husband's comb-over.
ugly5508mkolsen.jpgMary-Kate: Time to take a page from sister Ashley.
ugly5508kimoraleesimmons.jpgKimora Lee Simmons induces yet another bout with vergito.
ugly5508ditavonteese.jpg
This is not Dita's finest hour. Lady looks better with her clothes off than this hideous piece of garbage.
ugly5508donatellaallegrajan.jpgJanet Jackson's tasteful white sheath is all but ruined by the twin accessories of Donatella and Allegra Versace.
ugly5508naomiwatts.jpgIs Naomi Watts headed to a costume party? Dressed as Marilyn Monroe?
ugly5508annawintour.jpgWow. Anna Wintour. Wow.

Earlier: At Costume Institute Gala Bad Tries To Triumph Over Good; Fails
At Costume Institute Gala The Good Superheroes Took A Fashion Flight Of Fancy

]]> Tue, 06 May 2008 13:40:00 EDT Jennifer http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=387648&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ Dakota Fanning Even Fatter Than Allegra Versace ]]> splashnews_ovla310307l_001.jpg
Dear Dakota Fanning, We realize — not because we didn't block out the memory but because we saw that heartwarming film about it — that thirteen is a tough age for a lot of girls. But take it from us, it's easier for kids who don't look like they're still pushing seven and a half. We know being ana is all about the paranoia that if you don't stop losing weight you will inevitably have to gain some, but trust us, you could gain a good twenty, thirty pounds and still stave off that whole menstruation thing that David E. Kelley seems to hate so much.

]]> Mon, 02 Apr 2007 15:34:51 EDT Moe http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=248965&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ Meet The Message Boarders: Style.com ]]> style.jpg

We only write when we are getting paid bundles and bundles of cold cash to do it, which is why we have always had a sort of anthropolgical fascination with message boards, where thousands of millions of internet users express their opinions, sometimes as incoherently as we do, every single day. The boards of Style.com, the Conde Nast-owned fash website and repository for awful party pictures, are inhabited by a very elite bunch....of complete nutjobs!

Re Allegra Versace:

I think she's beautiful. It really shocks me how much people care about other people's weight these days.

MUCH more mess board insanity — and inanity! — after the jump.


Re What to wear on your feet when you're just a regular dude who feels like the whole limited edition Nike blazer shit has gotten kinda played out:

I'm an old (53) fella who would love to be able to walk out in heels. The lasses have been able to borrow our clothes and yes shoes for years if it suits them without being called names. Why can men not now use the same premise and if they fit go out and have fun in their heels?

Re Allegra

I think she's beautiful because of her personality.

Re Allegra

She is mature, and knows what she wants, and acts like a lady while doing so. That IS beautiful.

Re ..

Cool thread. I also wear heels in public. Maybe some women do't think it looks good, but then again women wear clothes that I don't think looks that good.


Style.com Boards [Style.com] ]]> Fri, 30 Mar 2007 13:28:12 EDT Moe http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=248481&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ Rag Trade: Allegra Versace 'Not' In Rehab; Mom Donatella Still In Denial ]]> allegraversace032907.jpg
  • Although Donatella Versace and Paul Beck admit that their daughter Allegra suffers from anorexia, the two are ready to sue over reports that the 20-year-old has been hospitalized for treatment of the eating disorder, saying that "remarks...in certain publications in relation to Allegra's state of health do not in any way correspond to the truth." Oh really? The girl is as sickly a young woman as we've seen in a while. We think a hospitalization might be the most prudent course of action. [WWD]

  • Speaking of eating disorders, so-skinny-she-could-fit-into-a-suitcase Christina Ricci has been chosen to represent Samsonite's "Fashionaire" collection of luggage. [WWD]

  • The fashion industry gets its own version of the East Coast vs. West Coast rap wars! NYC apparel emporium Intermix is heading to L.A and the owner of Kitson is none too happy. [WWD]

  • The NY Times' wonderful Eric Wilson sanely questions this new trend in turbans. [NYTimes]


  • More on Diane Von Furstenberg's lawsuit against Forever 21... complete with photos! [NYPost]

  • Is Strawberry the new Forever 21? [Fashionista]

  • Cute shoes at TopShop! [TopShop]

]]> Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:23:09 EDT Anna http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=248073&view=rss&microfeed=true