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3 => CommentBox
4 => EditorControls
5 => GalleryPager
6 => GawkerAuth
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13 => ProfileEditor
14 => bumpTweet
15 => Rating
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partnerTokenSecret => ingyombingyomtaliber
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2 => fashion
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accesstokenurl => https://twitter.com/oauth/access_token
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2 => lohan
3 => chelsea
4 => weeds
5 => sony_vaio
6 => madmen
7 => puma
8 => pam
9 => soapnet
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11 => bigLove
12 => us_of_tara
13 => littleb
14 => cali
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18 => krave
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21 => 30rock
22 => sebastian_mon
23 => lavender
24 => duplicity
25 => chelsea_lately
26 => nip_tuck
27 => osbournes
28 => tudors2
29 => intreatment
30 => audi
31 => cougar
32 => informers
33 => dell_womens
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36 => royal_pains
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38 => true_blood
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46 => svedka
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57 => lamas
58 => ebay
59 => palmpixi
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I also have really sensitive skin. Even hypoallergenics tend to make my eyelids swell up so I cannot open them. Even using *mineral oil* on my mom's advice to remove mascara once caused this, and they were swollen for three days. Not worth it.
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SNL can be pretty tasteless at times ("Dick in a Box.") and I usually find all of that stuff hilarious. The only thing I found funny in that skit was the Wolf Blitzer impersonation. The only thing I found funny about that greeting card was that this girl was going to spend $5.99 on a stupid card because she couldn't find the second card isle with cheaper, less offensive fare.
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commentText => @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: My stomach does the same things. I try to focus my breathing on that area, actually moving it the same way you move your chest when you breathe, as if the air was going to your stomach. That, and focusing on the breathing itself is pretty calming.
Chamomile tea might help too.
If you're the High Priestess of Tinsel, can I be the Guru God(ess) of Ganja?

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I also find that thinking of things I really enjoy can be helpful (like hot cocoa on a snowy day or a warm cat in my lap or something like that), particularly when my mind just refuses to slow down and go blank as it typically does when I'm focused on breathing. Also, avoid having too many acidic drinks. I don't know if there's an actual physical link, but I do find that if I've had enough black coffee or pop or green tea my stomach gets that twingy nervous feeling much more easily for some reason.

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#groupthink
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Until I love it again.

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also, I moved away from my computer to get things done, and now I'm on jez on my phone. that's pathetic. but fun!

#groupthink
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I'm a huge fan of the retreat/comfort food & viewing method. Get all that bad stuff out, feel the grief, fill up the tum a bit too much. And I promise, I promise, you will hit that moment where you think, "Well, enough of this," and you'll start to feel better. The best part of it all, though it's hard to see it now, is that this is a step to getting to all that great stuff waiting in your future. Fabulous things await. And those things have patience. So you take your time and know that even though you feel you're not moving forward, you actually are. You're letting your mind regroup, letting your heart heal. Only when you're ready, move on. It will be great. Trust.

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well, at least I know I won't call him or run into him, because he's gone back home to Zurich, in the Land Of No Mosques. The really painful part is that he's gone back to his ex, and the thought of him with another woman - who can make him happy in some way that I can't - is fucking killing me. Ya know?

I feel like every time I go through this it gets harder. It should get easier, but it doesn't.

#tips
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