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    Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
    Wow, poor Hailey. Does it get any more textbook? Her abuser makes HER responsible for his emotional well-being. That way 1) she's trapped by her own guilt 2) he can justify treating her however he likes because she asked for it because she made him mad/crazy/scared/upset/you name it.

    Run for it girl. #haileyglassman
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
    Don't potheads say smoking seeds makes men infertile? 'Cause I'm seeing a little bright side here... #haileyglassman
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
    Hailey's parents: if you've got any sway over her whatsoever. This is what we call a cry for help. It's not normally on national television, but in any case-- listen to your daughter and get her out of this toxic relationship. Offer her support and a place to stay away from the media while she recovers. She'll thank you one day. #haileyglassman
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
    Why does everything people do needs to be attracted to their gender?

    "Mantrums"? MANTRUMS? He's throwing a conniption. Being an immature adult male has nothing to do with that, as I can personally attest. #haileyglassman
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    10/29/09

    @Wibbles: Agreed. Tantrums are not female. #haileyglassman
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    10/29/09

    @yvanehtnioj: I saw it more as a comparison to tantrum which happen to toddlers. Child, man. Tantrum, Mantrum. #haileyglassman
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    10/29/09

    @Kali Mama: That didn't even occur to me. I agree that would be less offensive, but in the world of "meggings" and "mannys" I suspect a gendered meaning. #haileyglassman
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
    50 Cent says, "I buy diamonds on a very regular basis, but now I am selling my old stuff before I get something new. These are times when you learn about the value of money."

    I doubt that 50 understands where the fuck his diamonds are coming from. It is shockingly shitty to see Americans continue to fuel one of the most fucked up commodities. He might as well have been talking about heroin in terms of the negative effects his consumption is having on the countries where that fucking "bling" is dug out of the ground. Shit head. #haileyglassman
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    10/28/09

    @Trulymadlyme: That's why I've told my boyfriend if he wants to buy me anything nice, let it be lab grade diamonds. Plus I'm a huge nerd, so I'd think it was super cool. #haileyglassman
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    10/29/09

    @Trulymadlyme: Jokes on him. Let him see the resale value for diamonds. #haileyglassman
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    10/29/09

    @Trulymadlyme: I don't get why you specifically refer to Americans? I mean I know Fiddy is American but are we just particularly ravenous diamond consumers?

    @w33kdays: There are two ways to make lab diamonds to the best of my knowledge. The first is to simulate enormous amounts of heat and pressure in diamond making down in the earth. The second (and cooler) way is to assemble them like the crystal grow kits for kids, one molecule at a time from vapor in the air.

    Diamond infused air. It's what Donald Trump wishes would be tousling his orange mullet at all times. #haileyglassman
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    10/29/09

    @Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde: I used the word Americans because the term "bling" is uniquely American. But yes, the diamond market is fueled by idiots everywhere. #haileyglassman
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
    If Jon has "mantrums" does Hailey lose her "temp-her"? #haileyglassman
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
    I.M. injection just means "intramuscular". Michael could have been getting shots of Depo Provera for all we know. Although, that's far less likely then Demerol. #haileyglassman
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
    What person would stay with someone who airs their dirty laundry on television? I mean, damn, Hailey. Don't you have any friends? The most public that discussion should be is between your friends...but really it should just be with Jon. #haileyglassman
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
    dear ms. glassman,
    why are you telling america through television? tell him you don't like being talked to like that. if he does not stop, then break up.
    i know, it can be hard. #haileyglassman
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    10/28/09

    @MoonCat82:

    But she doesn't want to leave him alllllllll aloooooone!

    What the hell is THAT?! He's over thirty years old! About time he realize that his actions have consequences. Geez louise. #haileyglassman
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    10/29/09

    @jessacecilia: You're never alone when you have 8 children! #haileyglassman
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
    I think the more breaking news here is that Brian Austin Green is shooting a movie!

    Hey-o #haileyglassman
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    10/28/09

    @MegiEr: Win. #haileyglassman
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
    I think you mean Joe Jonas. He's the one getting married right? I don't think Nick is even 18 yet. He dated Miley. #haileyglassman
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    10/28/09

    @lollapulizer: Woah, I mean Kevin. Why are they so interchangeable!? #haileyglassman
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    10/28/09


    @lollapulizer: Right, Kevin has a new wife to be and Nick has a new band with a silly name. #haileyglassman
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    10/28/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Sorry for the mistake - I've changed it above. I really should have my Jonas Bros straight by now. #haileyglassman
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    10/29/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Um, that picture should not have ended up there! I posted it in response to a comment about 50 Cent. #haileyglassman
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
    Oh Fiddy, thank you. Thank you for sharing your wisdom about the "times" and "about the value of money". I'm so glad that when you buy your diamonds on a regular basis you sell something old before you buy something new. I think your little antidote about your diamonds is just what the hard working people of america need to get their heads on straight about how they should be using their money.

    Splendid. Now, let's all go eat some cake! #haileyglassman
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    10/28/09


    @applejuice: This song is for you, Fiddy and your wisdom. #haileyglassman
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    10/29/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm not sure whether to be offended or proud. #haileyglassman
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    10/29/09

    @applejuice: But she's playing a small violin in honor of Fiddy's problems! The "you" was referring to 50 Cent (in the second person), not you, applejuice. I assume that's what you mean...? Sorry, I'm not so good at communicating over the internets! Stupid series of tubes. #haileyglassman
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    10/29/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: No, I was laughing. I was confused, but I was laughing! :) (Tone is so hard to get online sometimes.) And I am hearting you and your tiny violin. #haileyglassman
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
    They should just have Jon Gosselin become The Bachelor and get it over with already. Just let the ladies know, their roses may be repossessed at any given time.
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
    Run, Hailey. Run like the wind. #haileyglassman
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
    I prefer "Hollywood Hills Heist Herd" instead of "Burgler Bunch." #haileyglassman
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    10/28/09

    @linnyt is a walking cliché: "Las Angeles Larceny League" #haileyglassman
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