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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    Isn't Brett Favre the existing face and butt of Wrangler? Did I hallucinate the past several NFL seasons and their attendant commercials? (God, if you are a Raiders fan, please say yes.)
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    Image of valhalla_i_am_coming valhalla_i_am_coming
    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    On good hair days, my mane sings "Sull'aria" in perfect Italian...on bad days, just Sex Pistols covers.
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ promoted this comment valhalla_i_am_coming was starred valhalla_i_am_coming was unstarred
    Image of ProjectZoe ProjectZoe
    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    Oh Jon Gosselin. Christian Audigier associated himself with the Rock of Love contestants, but offers you no clothing line? What does this say about you? Is this maybe a clarion call for some serious soul-searching?
    (Apologies for alliteration. Whoops, did it again. Honestly-- unintentional.)
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ promoted this comment ProjectZoe was starred ProjectZoe was unstarred
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    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    As a lifelong Mainer, my heart warms every time L.L. Bean is mentioned outside of my home state. It gives my blueberry-picking, lobster-cracking, potato-farming soul a pick-me-up. I mean, the store is hilariously over-priced and over-run with people, but it is near and dear to me all the same. Huzzah for Maine!
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ promoted this comment ProjectZoe was starred ProjectZoe was unstarred
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    08/20/09

    @ProjectZoe: LL Bean jeans on sale are a sweet sweet thing. Every summer, my gfs are all "we have to go shopping for khakis and jeans" and I'm like "no I don't" and they say "again?" and I nod smugly, saved once again by the Bean catalogue from the torture of stores in the summer.
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    08/20/09

    @ProjectZoe: My parents live in Massachusetts and every time I visit, I make them drive me two hours north to Freeport. Love LL Bean! I bought a winter coat from the store and brought it to DC for the inauguration. I stayed toasty all day from 6am on, even in 20-degree weather. Their cold-weather gear rocks.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    Really Blahnik, you can't find anything but beautiful, endangered little ocelots to make boots out of? They are the size of a large house cat!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/20/09


    @badmutha:
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    08/20/09

    @badmutha: They feel like housecats, too. I found an ocelot coat at a garage sale once. I touched it and my stomach turned. I'd rather have fur on live, purring, shedding kitties.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/20/09

    @BabyJane: Heartless bastard. I'd boycott his stuff but I can't afford it anyway.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/20/09

    @Gretchen is a new kitten mom!: Me too.
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    Image of so5minutesago so5minutesago
    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    You have the right to get all legal on her, Liskula Cohen, but "I forgive you" does not really jive with "I'm going to sue your ass."
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    NefariousNewt promoted this comment so5minutesago was starred so5minutesago was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/20/09

    @so5minutesago: Perhaps not, but then te blogger didn't exactly accept the forgiveness, and apparently has an ax to grind. So the legal wrangling continues.
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    Image of HighSchoolFearleader HighSchoolFearleader
    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    I'm upset about the Jon Gosselin + Christian Audigier line not coming to fruition. I had a lot of jokes ready. Some were so good, I put them on flash cards. Oh well, I guess I'll have to wait until Jon embarrasses himself with something else. At least I won't have to wait too long.
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    wtfox?! promoted this comment HighSchoolFearleader was starred HighSchoolFearleader was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    If Elisabeth Moss is sick of wearing mustard, she needs to watch how she eats her hot dog, then.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    08/20/09

    @NefariousNewt: I'm sick of wearing coffee myself.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/20/09

    @Grim Reaper of the Forest: I don't look good in avocado, myself.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/20/09

    @Grim Reaper of the Forest: I'm rockin' a shirt covered with kitten milk this morning.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    I wonder if Christian Audigier's association with Jon Gosselin ended when TLC started blurring out his shirts?
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    Edited by BabyJane at 08/20/09 11:39 AM BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/20/09

    @BabyJane: No doubt -- no point in having a spokesman who can't display the goods on his popular show. That may explain Jon's attempts to get out of his contract with TLC.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    But can Christian Audigier make it so that there will be no Jon Gosselin?
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    I hear Ryan Gosling was sick of wearing mustard, too, thanks to over-eager Jezebels trying to get his wiener lathered up.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    Alex Carleton at LL Bean has the potential to be very awesome for those of us who would like to be very, very warm but also have a bit of style in the dead of winter.
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    Edited by hortense at 08/20/09 11:38 AM hortense was starred hortense was unstarred
    Image of BritneyCanadaWhore BritneyCanadaWhore
    08/20/09

    @hortense: i'm thinking fleece-lined skinny jeans.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/20/09

    @hortense: I loved Eddie Bauer when they had the higher-end, AKA line. I managed to get some beautiful, classic yet WARM dress pants, skirts and sweaters from them that I'm still wearing almost 10 years later. Unfortunately the regular stuff at EB seemed to go down the tubes after they dropped AKA.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/20/09

    @BritneyCanadaWhore: That may be enough to induce me to start the downhill slide to hell and buy a pair. I'd wear fleece-lined anything in winter. Hmmmm... fleece-lined panties, anyone? A fleecy muff for your muff?
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    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    08/20/09

    In reply to Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?
    The more I read about Liskula Cohen, the more I like her. Take that evil blogger! Your nefarious plan has failed!!
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    greengrey promoted this comment Ms Meghan was starred Ms Meghan was unstarred
    Image of greengrey greengrey
    08/20/09

    @Ms Meghan: Yeah, good for her (no snark). For some reason I assumed it was going to be a man behind the website.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/20/09

    @Ms Meghan: Did someone say nefarious?

    And I agree -- time for evil bloggers everywhere to cower in fear -- you will be held accountable.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    08/20/09

    @NefariousNewt: I love it when you do the "nefarious" thing.
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    08/20/09

    @badmutha: I think I may have injected the word back into more common usage, surreptitiously.
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    Image of thewitchandthemoll thewitchandthemoll
    08/12/09

    In reply to Stella McCartney And Ali Hewson Lawyer Up; Agyness Does Jacko
    They didn't quote the rest of Kelly Bensimon's statement, where she indicated she meant the feather kind of Indian, not the dot kind, and YES all the models featuring her designs will be blonde, obviously. She finished by saying "HOW!" and making a faux-Apache-war-cry with her hand over her mouth.
    Also, Gilt looks pretty cool. Anyone want to hit me up with an invite?
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles promoted this comment thewitchandthemoll was starred thewitchandthemoll was unstarred
    Image of Jenna Jenna
    08/12/09

    @thewitchandthemoll: Email me at tatiana.anymodel@gmail.com and I'll send you an invite!
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    08/12/09

    @thewitchandthemoll: Or, you or anyone else can use my invite link: [www.giltgroupe.com]
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    Image of Jenna Jenna
    08/12/09

    @thewitchandthemoll: Ahem, or, if this one actually works:
    [www.giltgroupe.com]
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    Image of thewitchandthemoll thewitchandthemoll
    08/13/09

    @Jenna: Thanks, lady!
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    08/12/09

    In reply to Stella McCartney And Ali Hewson Lawyer Up; Agyness Does Jacko
    And Kelly Bensimon still does not apparently realize that Pocahontas lived her entire life without ever meeting any Navajo people, because they lived thousands upon thousands of miles apart.
    HA! Poor Pocahontas. First she get's dragged to England and dressed in modern garb for the pleasure of the Royal family and now Kelly Bensimon is taking her to the disco so that she can be used, once again, to further the White agenda.
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