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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    11/10/09

    In reply to Alicia's Kooky Jewels; Tom Ford Calls Yves Saint Laurent "Evil"
    Ian Falconer? Like the guy who wrote "Olivia"? #aliciakeys
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    Image of MijaMia MijaMia
    11/10/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: So random- my coworker knows Ian and was just in my cubicle telling me about how she has a first edition "Olivia." He is also the subject of many David Hockney works. #aliciakeys
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    11/10/09

    @MijaMia: well, he writes great books. #aliciakeys
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/10/09

    In reply to Alicia's Kooky Jewels; Tom Ford Calls Yves Saint Laurent "Evil"
    Oh my fucking G! I saw a Rodarte for Target dress in Glamour and it was RIDICULOUS! I don't know if they will make them large enough to fit my fat ass but I am tempted just to buy it in order to fondle it in my closet from time to time. #aliciakeys
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/10/09

    In reply to Alicia's Kooky Jewels; Tom Ford Calls Yves Saint Laurent "Evil"
    Luella is closing.

    NOOOO!!!! #aliciakeys
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    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    11/10/09

    In reply to Alicia's Kooky Jewels; Tom Ford Calls Yves Saint Laurent "Evil"
    Does Forever 21 sell anything that's NOT a knock-off? Besides like bobby pins? #aliciakeys
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/10/09

    In reply to Alicia's Kooky Jewels; Tom Ford Calls Yves Saint Laurent "Evil"
    Tom Ford shaving off his eyebrows in a mescaline-induced fit is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. It's heartening to know that even fashion icons can succumb to hallucinogen and their magical power of persuasion. Now excuse me while I go back to laughing uncontrollably at that image. #gettypic
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    "Oh, KK. I'm so over the Red Carpet being pregnant too! I mean, is it in it's eighteenth trimester or something? The thing has been preggers forevs! Like, WTF and junk. I wonder if when it gives birth, the baby will be an Oriental Throw Rug? Cuz I totes need one for my liberry at the 'Bu Beach House. L8TRS!" #beyoncebabyplans
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    Image of lisas lisas
    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    How is it so many Jezebel readers are just now noticing the Jesus/Madonna thing? #beyoncebabyplans
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    I wonder if I can make a plea to Jamie and Martin to PLEASE. NOT. DO. THIS. I'm truly weary of the massacre on the black female image by black men. It's so very old. And it's so very painful. #beyoncebabyplans
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    Image of Cimorene Cimorene
    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    At first I was like, Ian McKellen, what? Not that comparisons to homophobia and antisemitism are necessarily wrong, but it does seem odd that he's comparing a lack of gay bars outside London to the Holocaust.

    Then I remembered that he is not just Gandalf, but also Magneto, and therefore had to get into the mind of a character who would have been a Jew in central Europe in a certain period. So he may be talking about that. Because then it's like "Being gay is kind of like being a Jew in the early 20th century. And both of those things are also like being a mutant with superpowers." And that makes sense to me. #beyoncebabyplans
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    Image of LAmonkeygirl LAmonkeygirl
    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    It's early for me, and so perhaps my math is off, but if Jesus' mother (I can't get over writing that) is 36 and he's 23, she had him when she was thirteen years old. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    @LAmonkeygirl: Not to worry, it was immaculate! or inaccurate or some such. #beyoncebabyplans
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    Image of FizzyGood FizzyGood
    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    The thing that weirds me out about the Madonna thing is that somebody called MADONNA is dating somebody called JESUS. And the age difference doesn't help, as far as that goes. #beyoncebabyplans
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    BetteD promoted this comment FizzyGood was starred FizzyGood was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/09/09

    @FizzyGood: Indeed there is something frightfully Oedipal about that.

    I hope she embraces the incredible camp potential and makes a whole concept album about her boytoy saving her from her sins or something. My desire to see this come to fruition proves that I will only continue being interested in Madonna if she basically becomes Bette Midler. Which--admit it---would be way more awesome than her current incarnation. #beyoncebabyplans
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    I know I should be saying how sorry I feel for her that she's crying, and I do, but Lindsay looks really pretty to be crying in that picture. #beyoncebabyplans
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    People want an answer of when we'll be back, and I think it's impossible… It's unfair to say when we'll do Fall Out Boy again. It's hard to be creative.

    I totally agree Pete. Being creative is hard. So why is Fall Out Boy on hiatus again?

    Really Pete, you just make it too easy. #beyoncebabyplans
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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    I am 24, and my grandparents are 10 years younger than Hef.
    As it is, I find it creepy that twin sisters share a boyfriend. #beyoncebabyplans
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    Image of MIXED MIXED
    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    "Iman, Donna Karan and Agyness Deyn were seen teary at a screening of Precious."

    Stars! They're just like us! But wait, do these ladies cry during, let's say, a Gatorade commercial? Because then they'd really be like me...I mean, what? #beyoncebabyplans
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    Image of jessacecilia jessacecilia
    11/09/09

    @MIXED: My roommate and I cried during a commercial yesterday. First it was the Amazing Race, then some commercial about saying I love you for the first time. THIRTY SECONDS MADE US CRY. Oy vey. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    @jessacecilia: Commercials are hard, dark, emotional things. #beyoncebabyplans
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    Image of jessacecilia jessacecilia
    11/09/09

    @MIXED: Don't even get me started on the Sarah McLachlan sad dogs and cats commercials. I almost need therapy after those. #beyoncebabyplans
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    Image of ilovedavelister ilovedavelister
    11/09/09

    @MIXED: I'm that way with commercials. My husband will come downstairs and asks me why I'm crying and I'll sputter out "The old lady never got any mail! And then they gave her a Hallmark card! *sniffle* And then she made them piiiiie..." #beyoncebabyplans
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    Image of Norma Neufner Lady Officer Norma Neufner Lady Officer
    11/09/09

    @ilovedavelister: the "this older gentleman who gets up in the morning to shovel the walkway and clear the ice for the hockey team, and who seems to have no family other then the people who use this skating rink does all this hard work and a little boy notices and uses his own money to buy him a Tim Horton's coffee at Christmas time" commercial always gets me. It's a tear-jerker. #beyoncebabyplans
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    formergr promoted this comment Norma Neufner Lady Officer was starred Norma Neufner Lady Officer was unstarred
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    11/09/09

    @Norma Neufner Lady Officer: Oh, Canada! #beyoncebabyplans
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