White House Party Crashers Attempt To Sell Their Story; The Tiger Woods Drama Continues

• Michaele and Tareq Salahi, the now-infamous White House party crashers, have "postponed" a planned appearance on Larry King Live in an attempt to instead make "hundreds of thousands of dollars" by selling their story to the highest bidder. [NYTimes]

American Music Awards: Stand & Deliver

Alicia's Kooky Jewels; Tom Ford Calls Yves Saint Laurent "Evil"

• Alicia Keys has a jewelry line; her bangles and rings come engraved with the words of the Japanese pseudoscientist Masaru Emoto. You can't make this up. [WWD]
• Marie Claire has published some clear pictures of Rodarte's line for Target. [Nitrolicious]

Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic

• A baby for Jay-Z and Beyoncé!?! Apparently they're working on it. [Gatecrasher]
• Lindsay Lohan was spotted in an alley behind LA's Crow Bar, talking on her cell phone and crying. And, naturally, there are pictures. [Daily Mail]

Chris Brown Says "Abuse Of Any Kind Is Always Wrong," Taylor Ready To Go "100%" On Tonight's SNL

• Chris Brown sat down with MTV's Sway to discuss his assault on Rihanna, noting that he's still unsure as to how the public perceives him and that he believes that "abuse of any kind is always wrong." [MTV]

Jessica & Gerard's Date; Letterman's "Sex" Tape

• Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler: DATING! Well, they went to dinner, and they were at a table with friends; but they were talking laughing and flirting, so clearly, it's on. [Page Six]

Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies

• Kate Gosselin's lawyer, Mark Momjian, claims that Jon Gosselin is earning money outside of the family's TLC show and that Kate is entitled to a piece of it, especially after Jon drained the couple's joint bank account. [Radar]

Jennifer Lopez's Alter Ego; Ellen Page's New TV Show

• The new single from a singer named Lola is actually a track by Jennifer Lopez.

Gosselins Fight Over Twins' Birthday; Britney's Kids Living In Squalor At K-Fed's

• In an interview with Entertainment Tonight, a visibly angry Jon Gosselin says Kate Gosselin is trying to prevent him from seeing their twins on their birthday tomorrow but, "She can't tell me what to do... I'm just going to stay."

Letterman In "Sextortion" Plot; Kanye & Gaga's Tour Canceled

• Last night, David Letterman revealed that a CBS News employee is accused of trying to extort $2 million from him because he had sexual relationship with female employees.

Roman Polanski Arrested In Switzerland

• Director Roman Polanski has been arrested by Swiss police, at the request of the United States, after he tried to enter Switzerland to attend the Zurich Film Festival, where a tribute to his work is taking place. [CNN]

Oh Noes: Someone Forgot Her Slip At The Gucci Party

Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial

• Oy (Oi?): An Australian tabloid is claiming that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are "in turmoil" because Kristen is pregnant with the sparkle vamp's spawn.

The Glam (And The Weird) Of The BET Awards

Time Releases Commemorative Issue To Celebrate Michael Jackson

• Time magazine will release a commemorative issue honoring Michael Jackson on Monday, featuring interviews with celebrities such as Stevie Wonder, Whitney Houston, and Tina Turner. It will be the magazine's first commemorative issue released since 9/11. [Time]

Brad Cast In Basterds After Getting Drunk & High With Tarantino

• How did Brad Pitt end up in Inglourious Basterds? Booze and weed maybe:

CNN Punk'd By Ashton Kutcher; Brooke Licked Blood Off Kiefer's Head

• Ashton Kutcher elaborately pranked CNN and Ted Turner:

Madonna To Marry Jesus?

• Madonna and Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a "commitment ceremony" in front of a rabbi at the Kabbalah Center in New York. Oooh, and a source says: