• The second season of Jersey Shore promises to be action-packed! Saturday night, some guy was less-than-respectful to Snooki and JWoww, so Snickers slapped him, then threw food and booze at him. (He threw a drink on her, too).

[Los Angeles, April 24. Image via Getty.]

• Lindsay Lohan has been on a bit of a Twitter rampage over the past day or so, which began with the following tweet:

• Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen were married in a traditional Jewish ceremony — held at sunset in Paris last week.

Alicia Silverstone and Amy Heckerling are reuniting for Vamps, which will also star up-and-comer Krysten Ritter. Will it be more than grist for Clueless nostalgics and a cash-in on the vampire trend?

• Get ready for another summer of fist-pumping and GTL: the entire cast of MTV's Jersey Shore has signed on for a second season, though this time the crew will be headed to "a new destination." [MTV]

• Amy Winehouse was in the audience for a performance of Cinderella and, reportedly, heckled the cast. She shouted things like:

• Did Rosie O'Donnell try to romance Angelina Jolie? She told Howard Stern on his radio show:

• Lady Gaga, Gay Activist! She "was the highest-wattage celebrity to attend both the Human Rights Campaign dinner Saturday night and the National Equality March on Sunday." Reporter Dan Zak writes:

[Los Angeles, September 4. Image via WENN.]

• The L.A. County Coroner has ruled that Michael Jackson's death was a homicide caused by a mixture of the anesthetic propofol and the anti-anxiety drug lorazepam, but MJ had many other drugs running through his system when he died.

• Oprah's been gushing about meeting Shawn Carter:

• At last, a celebrity with a realistic outlook on her whatever-line: "Unless you need it, it's just stuff," says Alicia Silverstone of her collaboration with Ecotools. [WWD]

• Hailey Glassman says her love affair with Jon Gosselin is filled with laughter, home cooked dinners and romantic games of ping pong, but, "If you had told me a few months ago, I wouldn't have believed you."

What happens when you jam every indie movie cliché into a faux trailer starring Alicia Silverstone and Alanis Morissette? Hilarity. Embed after the jump. [Funny Or Die]

• Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 says she and Jon may be through. "I don't know that we're in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing," she says.

Good morning! Here's today's gossip roundup:

[Malibu, August 31. Image via x17]