• Frances Bean Cobain has written an open letter to Ali Lohan. Would you like to know what it says? Here goes — and consider it to be [sic]-filled:

[Paris, October 1. Image via INFDaily.]

[Los Angeles, September 22. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

• Lindsay Lohan thew a fit at the G-Star runway show:

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we learn all kinds of valuable information. For instance: How Jon Gosselin talks ladies into having condom-less sex! Which ab exercises Nadya "Octomom" Suleman likes! Which bars let in 15-year-old Ali Lohan!

• More on this in Midweek Madness, but Lindsay Lohan hit up L.A.'s Crown Bar earlier this month — and took 15-year-old sister Ali with her. A source says:

• According to this report, Mischa Barton was taken from her home last week because she was so high on coke friends were afraid she was going to kill herself. [NY Post]

[LAX, May 13. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

• Oh, snap: Paulina Porizkova has been given the pink slip by Tyra and America's Next Top Model! The '80s supermodel told Craig Ferguson on the Late, Late Show:

• The National Enquirer claims that Mel Gibson sat his kids down and informed them that his Russian girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant with his child, and they aren't too happy about it.

• Kiefer Sutherland surrendered to police yesterday for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. He was arrested and charged with a third-degree assault charge. He was photographed and fingerprinted. Then he left. [People]

• Miley Cyrus wants to dump her boyfriend Justin Gaston, but her father doesn't approve:

[Beverly Hills, April 7. Image via Getty.]

[New York, October 27. Image via Splash.]

• Angelina was on the red carpet in New York over the weekend, talking about her family. "Everybody's great," she said. "The babies are getting big and healthy and developing personalities." She says she has been a "little bit" sleep deprived but she and Brad find relief: "We have some help a couple of nights a week,…

• Liz Taylor is reportedly on life support after suffering heart failure. A source says, "Doctors though they were going to lose her." The 76-year-old was diagnosed with pneumonia last week. Be well! [Daily Mail]
• Tom Cruise is named in a $250 million federal lawsuit against the Church of Scientology. It seems that the…