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Christopher Ciccone's new memoir about his life with sister Madonna says that her Madgesty doesn't love anyone as much as she loves herself. Is this supposed to be a revelation? • The first pics of the Brangelina twins will go to the magazine that doesn't use the word "Brangelina." Apparently Angie in particular hates this neologism. Bidding for the photos is up to a reported $16 million. • If you want to hear Ali Lohan's new single, "All The Way Around" go here. It's not good, but it could be a lot worse. Sort of reminiscent of a watered down Monica. [CNN, TMZ, Dlisted]
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Which Is Worse: Being A Child Star Or Being The Sibling Of A Child Star?
Sometimes, when watching Living Lohan, I want to cut Dina Lohan some slack, and think of her as the normal, suburban Long Island mom that she insists she is. However after hearing both Cody and Michael Jr. talk about the sacrifices they have to make (being pulled from school and leaving their friends for months at a time) for their sisters' careers, I wonder if Dina really is the nightmare stage mom the press makes her out to be. Then again, her second child Michael, who's now 20, seems to be relatively well adjusted, so who really knows? Clip above.
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Jamie Lynn Spears (Maybe) Gives Birth Today!
- Britney Spears is in Louisiana! Her 17-year-old sister Jamie Lynn should be delivering a baby super soon. [People]
- Jamie Lynn's induced labor could be happening RIGHT NOW! (Possible baby name: Cailynn, a composite of Casey and Lynn.) [ONTD]
- It could be a C-section, you guys. [DListed]
- Kevin Federline has a new gal and she might have an arrest record. [TMZ]
- Cynthia Nixon had breast augmentation? And Kristin Davis had varicose veins removed? Really? [Page Six]
- In an old voicemail Charlie Sheen left for Denise Richards, Charlie dropeed the N-word and a bunch of F-bombs. Sez Charles: "I deeply apologize by my choice of words to all I have obviously offended, especially to Tony Todd, an African American, who was my best man at my first two weddings." Uh, yeah, that makes it all better. [E!]
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Michael Lohan Jr. Is Refreshingly "Normal"
We never really hear about Michael Lohan Jr. After seeing him on Living Lohan last night, I'm thinking that's because he might just be the sanest, most grounded person in that family. He was the first to admit to the family having to deal with the fallout from his parents' bitter divorce and "Lindsay and all her crap," whereas Dina attributes the family's troubles to the tabloid media. It's kinda sad how Michael has taken on the responsibility of being the "man of the house" at the age of 20, and that Dina willingly allows him to accept that. I felt kinda bad for Michael's girlfriend when watching the episode, because the girl really wanted to go home and spend time with her own family, but her needs weren't as important as the Lohan clan's. Christ, could you imagine having to deal with them as in-laws? Even though they aren't really married? Clip above.
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Dina Lohan Asks Ali What Liquid Is In Lindsay's Water Bottles
Despite Dina Lohan's insistence that she "can't stop" Ali from trying to "chase her dream" of being a hip hop artist (it's OK, you can laugh at that part), or can't protect her from "evil" reporters, she invited Access Hollywood into her home to interview her 14-year-old child, even though the kid had nothing in particular to promote. Dina sat down with Ali to prep her for the interview and asked a series of questions about older sister Lindsay that, frankly, seemed kind of inappropriate. If Dina wants Ali to be "normal," it would seem to us that she could just make the kid go to school and not bother searching this shit out, and inviting it into her home.
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Lohan's Fire Is Not In A Crotch But An Electrical Outlet
Dina Lohan's reasons for wanting to do a reality show — to show the real Lohans, and dispel tabloid rumors about the family — always seemed really weird to me, because in most cases, reality TV participants tend to put off, not endear viewers to them. But mostly it's weird because last night's episode of Living Lohan — in which Dina went to a club in NYC (the same one where Samantha Ronson, her daughter's alleged girlfriend, DJ'd about a month ago) to celebrate making the cover of a magazine, while her children were at home with a babysitter, and the house caught on fire — just served to confirm the things that the tabloids have been saying about her all along. And for those of us counting at home, the Lindsay mentions in this 22 minute episode came to a grand total of 11.
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Living Lohan's Biggest Star Never Makes An Appearance
So, Living Lohan premiered last night, and although we are well aware that Lindsay won't be appearing on any episodes — as Dina put it, "it would be a step down for her" — Lindsay is actually a key player in the show, as she's mentioned in just about every single scene. In fact, Dina wakes up every day and immediately begins going through tabloids and gossip pages to keep on top of what people are saying about her most famous daughter. (She also has her assistant do daily Google checks to see what other rumors and stories are popping up.) It's practically an obsession. Clip above.
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Dina & Ali Lohan Cop Attitude Over Suggestion That Reality TV Is The Wrong Move
Dina and Ali Lohan have been doing the press rounds for their new reality show Living Lohan premiering this weekend, and last night they were on Showbiz Tonight. The two got all defensive and rude in response to very valid questions about how Dina will keep Ali away from the same path Lindsay traveled down and whether they are at all concerned about the "reality TV curse" that stars like Osbournes have suffered from. Dina said that Lindsay is on a "fine path" and that the reporter was just "believing what [he's] read." She also said that nothing like what happened to the Osbournes will ever happen to the Lohans because they are "different." Uh, how? They're both famous families with a genetic predisposition to addiction! Anyway, at the end of the interview, Ali was asked if Lindsay has given her any advice about the business. You can hear Dina say under her breath, "Watch reporters." Yeah, it's the reporters' fault, lady.
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Jude Law & Kim Stewart's Drunken Makeout Session
- Jude Law and Kimberley Stewart: Seen drinking champagne and snogging each other in Cannes. He's a 35-year-old father of four; she's a 28-year-old party girl who used to date Cisco Adler (She got a tattoo reading "Daddy's Little Girl Loves Cisco," which, after their breakup, she changed to "Daddy's Little Girl Loves Disco.") Also, when she had her implants removed, she sent them to Jack Osbourne, who hung them on his wall. [Mirror]
- Oh, gross, there are pictures of Jude and Kim making out. Blech. [The Sun]
- Did Shania Twain split with her husband Mutt Lange because he was having an affair with the secretary? [People]
- Lindsay Lohan is being sued over that fur coat she "borrowed." You know, the one LL picked up at a club and left wearing, even though it wasn't hers? The real owner saw pictures of LL wearing the coat in a magazine. "It was my coat. It was no doubt," 22-year-old Masha Markova says. Later the coat mysteriously returned to the club. [People]
- Also: Lindsay has always told people she wouldn't be on her mom's reality show. So why is Dina Lohan saying: "I told Lindsay I don’t want her on the show right now. … Doing reality TV would almost be taking a step backward as far as her career goes." [MSNBC]
- Ali Lohan's been targeted by Mean Girls! She says: "A couple of girls in school made up a video of me and put it up on YouTube. They used disgusting words. Like if my mom ever heard me say that stuff, I'd be grounded for life!" [People]
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had dinner with Clint Eastwood, Brett Ratner and Mick Jagger on the Côte d'Azur last night; what did you do? [People]
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Don't Screw With Dina Lohan's
Here's a clip from Living Lohan, the reality show about momager Dina and her attempt at making her daughter Ali the new Lindsay. Dina has said that she signed up for the show because "I just want to get the message across that we are a normal family. People believe I’m this crazy party mom, [but] I have never partied with Lindsay." Well, she seems to be on the right track, since the series follows the Lohans as they leave their Merrick, NY home to live in the Palms casino in Vegas, where 14-year-old Ali is recording her album. All very normal, and non-party-like! In the clip above, Dina discovers those rumored BJ photos of Lindsay, and calls up whatever blog published them (probs Perez) to try and flex some legal muscle.
Don't Screw With Dina Lohan's Meal Tickets Kids
Here's a clip from Living Lohan, the reality show about momager Dina and her attempt at making her daughter Ali the new Lindsay. Dina has said that she signed up for the show because "I just want to get the message across that we are a normal family. People believe I’m this crazy party mom, [but] I have never partied with Lindsay." Well, she seems to be on the right track, since the series follows the Lohans as they leave their Merrick, NY home to live in the Palms casino in Vegas, where 14-year-old Ali is recording her album. All very normal, and non-party-like! In the clip above, Dina discovers those rumored BJ photos of Lindsay, and calls up whatever blog published them (probs Perez) to try and flex some legal muscle.
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Ellen & Portia: So Happy, So Gay, So Getting Married
- Ellen DeGeneres is so psyched about the California Supreme Court ruling regarding gay marriage that she's gonna get hitched to longtime love Portia de Rossi. Woohoo! It would be kind of awesome if they did it on TV. And then danced! [TMZ]
- Pregnant Angelina Jolie will be looking "sexy" on the July cover of Vanity Fair; she was shot by Patrick Demarchelier. Wonder if he'll have her Photoshopped? [Page Six]
- Click here if you need info on Angelina's tattoos. [Sydney Morning Herald]
- Angelina will probably give birth in France, FYI. [USA Today]
- Angelina's dad Jon Voight is all riled up over Israel: "God gave this land to the Jewish people; they shouldn't be giving it away," he says. But, um, Voight is not Jewish. [Mirror]
- "If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway." — Star Jones. [Page Six]
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New Reality Show Living Lohan Looks Nothing Short Of Awesome
This weekend, E! began running previews the Dina and Ali Lohan reality series Living Lohan. From the brief 30 seconds — in which 13-year-old Ali states that she wants to be just like big sis Lindsay, engages in a champagne toast, and then clashes with mom Dina over money versus artistic integrity ("I can't sing a sawng I don't believe in.") — we're thinking that this show will be nothing short of riveting. Clip above.
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Will Amy Sing At Mandela's Birthday Bash?
- Nelson Mandela personally called Amy Winehouse and asked her to sing at his birthday party on June 27! The former president of South Africa phoned her! Bono, Elton John and Annie Lennox are expected to perform as well. This UK paper says,"Let's hope [Amy] bee-hives herself!" Yuk, yuk. [Mirror]
- Meanwhile: Does Blake Incarcerated have a secret mistress? Is he plotting with the "mystery blonde" to run away with her — and a chunk of Amy's £10 million fortune? [The Sun]
- Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are due in court today for a progress review. A completely uninformed opinion? She's doing better. [People]
- Owen Wilson allegedly picked up some chick (not Kate Hudson) and invited her back to is boat and propositioned her to join him in a threesome with Vince Vaughn. There was a time that a Butterscotch Stallion/Money Baby sandwich would have been soooo hot, and that time was 2001. [Perez Hilton]
- Britney's back at work on How I Met Your Mother. She looks cute dressed to match Neil Patrick Harris! [TMZ]
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Lindsay Lohan To Ashley Olsen: Back Off Of My Girl Sam
- Lindsay Lohan: Protective of lady love Samantha Ronson. A source says "Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at [NYC hotspot Beatrice Inn], and Lindsay screamed at her, 'Get your 15-year-old Full House ass away from my girlfriend.'" [Page Six]
- And don't forget! Even though LL was in AA, she downed vodka cocktails all night. [Gatecrasher]
- Here's how Lindsay looked on her way home: Drunk. [ONTD]
- Ali Lohan will make her screen debut in Mostly Ghostly, a flick based on an R.L. Stine book. She'll play a "popular high school senior." A mean girl maybe? [People]
- Emma "Hermione Granger" Watson celebrated her 18th birthday by flashing her see-through underwear to paparazzi. [Page Six]
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Gerard Butler & Cameron Diaz: It's On
- Cameron Diaz and Gerard Butler: Three dates in ten days. Touchy-feely everywhere. It's like, so on. Yeah, this is the kind of news that makes us ache inside. You, too? [Mirror]
- Neither Beyoncé nor Jay-Z have confirmed that they were married. But on stage in North Carolina on Saturday, Mary J. Blige (who is on tour with Jay) shouted "Congratulations to my man, Jay-Z, and my girl B," during the show. If Mary says it, you gotta believe! [People]
- Oooh, apparently guests at the Z-Knowles wedding were asked to leave all cell phones, cameras and guns at home and were frisked at the door — yet three guns were left in an "amnesty box" outside Jay-Z's apartment. Dangerously in love! [Mirror]
- Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears spent her 17th birthday eating at Ruby Tuesday and shopping at Wal-Mart with her fiancé. [People]
- "I work with underprivileged girls, mostly minorities, who hate themselves because they don't look like Lauren Conrad. Who the fuck wants to look like the girls on The Hills? They're complete nitwits. Success is about more than acquiring a Hermes bag." — Stacy London of What Not To Wear. [Rush & Molloy]
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