Jezebel: Alexyss Tylor

More Wise Words From Alexyss Tylor

Tracie — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:20:00 EDT

Even though I have no idea what the fuck Alexyss "Vagina Power" Tylor is talking about when she goes off on one of her impassioned motivational speeches for women, I still sort of agree with everything she's saying. Here are some choice quotes from her latest rant: "When he pulls all them inches of dick out your damn pussy and out your damn mouth, you got to figure out how you gone pay your own damn bills and feed your own damn churn [children]." That's real. Then she says, "You think he cares somethin' about you because of the feeling you get when he all in your ass." That, too, is real. Tylor goes on, "Inactions speak, and what a n—-a don't do to you, with you, and for you and your damn churn and your family should tell you a lot about if the motherfucker care somethin' about your goddamn ass." She's so wise! (Language in video NSFW.)

ARE YOU A JUMP OFF BITCH OR A DICK A DICK SUCKIN TRICK PT.2 [YouTube]

Alexyss Tylor In "Bitches Verses Sissies"

Tracie — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:30:00 EDT

Alexyss Tylor, you know, the impassioned "vagina power" lady, has been posting her rants on YouTube for some time now. We can't really get enough of her, because she's just so outrageous. (We also like her accent.) In this, her latest video, she smokes a cigar and discusses, in her own words (and caps), "WOMEN THAT WANT TO HOLD ON TO THEIR MAN SO BAD THEY COMPETE WITH GAY MEN AND ALLOW HIM TO GET FUCKED BY OTHER MEN IN THREESOMES." In the video she says, "I know for a fact that a woman cannot compete with no damn sissy. Do you hear me?" Yes Alexyss, we do. Because you're SHOUTING!

BITCHES VERSES SISSIES PT1 [YouTube]

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

Tracie — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:30:00 EDT

We are constantly in awe of just about everything that comes out of Atlanta resident, sex "expert" Alexyss Tylor's mouth. Most of the time we have no idea what the fuck she's talking about, yet we totally know what she means. In the clip above she talks —with her mom! — about the importance of having "integrity for the pussy," approaching a man to find out his penis size, and something about homeless guys on the corner who flash their weens. Just FYI: This is slightly NSFW, as Alexyss is wielding a dildo the entire time.

AlexyssKTylor Show Hard Dick and Tricks [YouTube]

'Maxim' Reader Hits Bottom, Alexyss Tylor Blames Forced Servitude

Anna — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:33:02 EDT

Maxim Online's resident sexpert Lindsay has received an interesting and pretty disturbing query from reader "Tra", who complains that "there are times during sex when, if I get it just right, I can feel something in my girlfriend sorta pop when I jam it all the way."

Although we're baffled that Lindsay didn't feel compelled to tell Tra that any sort of "pop" during sex is the exact opposite of "getting it right", she did explain that it may be due to his bumping up against a cervix or ovary [What?! -Ed.]. But seeing that the real victim in this sordid affair — Tra's girlfriend— is obviously getting the short end of the stick (so to speak!) in the situation, we went back to yesterday's video of penis-expert Alexyss Tylor for some advice.

All penises are not created equal. Every man may not know because he may not have a penis to really know how to hit that bottom or lift and hit that bottom and work that middle Don't let every man hit the bottom of your vagina, the root of your vagina...your body remembers it. That woman is being seduced, he's breaking her down man, he's screwing her into submission, he's screwing her into slavery, by using the penis as a weapon to break her ass down and her defenses, you're wide open with a penis up in your vagina man, you don't have no defenses."

Brilliant! This is like The Declaration of Independence, Gettysburg Address, Emancipation Proclamation, civil-rights movement and rough sex all rolled into one!

Easy Sex [MaximOnline]
Earlier: Advice To Consider: Don't Just Let 'Any' Man Hit The Root Of Your Vagina
Related: All Men Are Created Equal [Wikipedia]

Advice To Consider: Don't Let Just 'Any' Man Hit The Root Of Your Vagina

Anna — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 18:46:37 EDT

Atlanta Public Access TV[YouTube]