I've often wondered what subjects Hugh and these young ladies could possibly have in common. Besides their love for being naked and Hugh's love for looking at naked ladies, there's really nothing there. Just from Hugh's perspective, doesn't he like having people around who can actually relate to where he's coming from? I mean, I find myself having a hard time talking to people who don't remember tape decks, were not around when Michael Jackson was a god, have never known the joy of watching new episodes of the Thundercats or haven't a clue what in the hell a Glow Worm is.
I imagine there's just a lot of smiling and nodding in Hugh's "relationships".
I hope Lady GaGa never takes Lohan up on that one, I have far too much respect for her and such an action would seriously upset me... #hughhefnertwitter
Yes, Chris Brown. Unfortunately, for every one person that yells at you, there will be two thousand who want to take their picture with you. #hughhefnertwitter
This Tweet Beat confuses me. There's faux families, sexual harassment training, new world orders, someone named Rae Rae, third person narration, and mystery gifts. I don't understand what anyone is saying!
@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Yeah, I wish there was more commentary on the tweets. I've never heard of many of these celebs. Who's Erika Christensen? (sorry if I messed up the spelling of her name but I had to look up while typing this) #hughhefnertwitter
@Misiula: Erika Christensen is an actor. She was in Traffic. She also bears a striking resemblance to Julia Stiles. Come to think of it, I have never seen the two together in a movie before. Hmm, curious. #hughhefnertwitter
@Sputnik_Sweetheart: That is EXACTLY how I would have described her! Aside from the movie "Traffic" and her resemblance to Julia Stiles, I know nothing about her. #hughhefnertwitter
I've thought the same thing about flight attendants. I always try to look at them, like, "hey, someone is paying attention!" But they always have a puss on.
Personally I prefer Virgin America's new pre-flight video. Especially the nun with all the tech gadgets. Always makes me laugh. #hughhefnertwitter
Can we please find the drunk woman who cursed Chris Brown out and give her a medal? Please? I so sorely wish I had that opportunity... #hughhefnertwitter
1. And by "minor surgery" Hugh means "breast implants" I assume. (DEEP SIGH) I was pleasantly surprised that the twins had not gotten fake objects implanted into their chests...and I guess that dream that crashed and burned. I had just said to my roommate "You know, those girl have great bodies, especially because of their awesome natural boobs."
2. At least PRETEND that Britney is writing her own tweets instead of fucking up and talking in the third-person when advising of the hacking situation. I can assure you if my twitter account was hacked I wouldn't remark "Jinxy McDeath's account was hacked. Sorry, to all of Jinxy McDeath's followers." Publicist fail.
3. That woman wasn't drunk, Chris Brown...she was the only one who wasn't stupid enough to forgive you because you can dance well.
4. Alex McCord your snootiness knows no bounds. Also, your kids are annoying and the Dutchess was likely giving them a proper talking to.
5. Lindsay Lohan, no one wants to do anything with you until you stop doing drugs and drinking. I don't know how that could be made more clear to you...since no one has been doing anything with you since you have been back on drugs and drinking. #hughhefnertwitter
@JinxyMcDeath: They make it clear who writes Britney's tweets. Sometimes she does, sometimes a tour manager does, sometimes someone else. They all sign their name afterwards. She writes one or two a week. #hughhefnertwitter
@frankie22: It's a little saddening to me that Lindsay keeps vocalizing who she wants to work with and it doesn't ever seem to materialize. #hughhefnertwitter
@Bunsen Honeydew: I agree that it's depressing. Especially when she tweets all these celebs and invites them to things or tells them she likes their new soandso and no one ever responds back to her. Not even a "@lilo Sorry, I can't make it but have a good time!" or even a "@lilo Thank you!" It's just dead air. #hughhefnertwitter
@Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, God, I know! It literally makes me want to weep. She's like the sweet, sad little girl on the playground who no one wants to play with. I'll play with you Lindsay! And I'll give you pants! And a shower! :( #hughhefnertwitter
@yvanehtnioj: the tweet about those women recovering from "minor surgery" made me really sad.
I feel like living at the playboy mansion would be my own personal handmaids tale. #hughhefnertwitter
@Diadorina: A friend had hers out in high school (we cruelly called her chipmunk cheeks for a week because we were CRUEL), so I don't think even Hef's girlfriends are too young. #hughhefnertwitter
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I imagine there's just a lot of smiling and nodding in Hugh's "relationships".
Oh, and boning.
Lots of Viagra-supported boning. #hughhefnertwitter
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I assume this means that I am old.
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Personally I prefer Virgin America's new pre-flight video. Especially the nun with all the tech gadgets. Always makes me laugh. #hughhefnertwitter
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Did the twins have tubal ligations? #hughhefnertwitter
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thomaslennon Sleep tight! Remember -- the odds of you combusting spontaneously in your sleep are almost zero. (Not zero.) #hughhefnertwitter
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2. At least PRETEND that Britney is writing her own tweets instead of fucking up and talking in the third-person when advising of the hacking situation. I can assure you if my twitter account was hacked I wouldn't remark "Jinxy McDeath's account was hacked. Sorry, to all of Jinxy McDeath's followers." Publicist fail.
3. That woman wasn't drunk, Chris Brown...she was the only one who wasn't stupid enough to forgive you because you can dance well.
4. Alex McCord your snootiness knows no bounds. Also, your kids are annoying and the Dutchess was likely giving them a proper talking to.
5. Lindsay Lohan, no one wants to do anything with you until you stop doing drugs and drinking. I don't know how that could be made more clear to you...since no one has been doing anything with you since you have been back on drugs and drinking. #hughhefnertwitter
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I look forward to #tweetbeat every single day!
Kookla #hughhefnertwitter
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Also: die in a fire, Chris Brown. (apologies to wtfox?!) #hughhefnertwitter
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I feel like living at the playboy mansion would be my own personal handmaids tale. #hughhefnertwitter
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