Did Stephen Moyer Accidentally Spill the Beans on a True Blood Movie?
Let us ponder this rumor with a quietly shitting Eric Northman. If you've hung in there with True Blood this far, congratulations — you have the television stamina of a silverback gorilla, which I guess means you have a lot of stamina. Your dedication to a series that often oscillates between frenzied, nonsensical…
The New Cut Copy Video Stars Alexander Skarsgard's Pelvis
Looks like Alexander Skarsgård dug out the ol' Vampire Eric wig for his starring turn in the new Cut Copy video. Slightly NSFW, "Free Your Mind" portrays Skarsgård as a cult leader who hates wearing shirts almost as much as he loves running through the corn in his underpants.
No, it's not a plot from a Jules Verne novel. It's real: Prince Harry and Alexander Skarsgard are racing to the South Pole. Who's your money on?
Scream Like It's 2001: Timberlake Reuniting With *NSYNC at VMAs
Justin Timberlake will reunite with late '90s asterisk pirates *NSYNC for a performance at the VMAs, which I like to imagine they strong-armed him into. ("What, you're too good for us now just because you got rid of your Instant Ramen-looking hair and married the hot girl from Summer Catch?") But they aren't rushing…
Are Ellen Page and Alexander Skarsgard Secretly Dating?
I don't usually bother going all kookooroo over celebrity couples because I don't know them, but OMG THIS ONE THOUGH. Sources are conflicted over whether or not wry and gorgeous mini-cupcake Ellen Page is actually snoogling with alarmingly hot Nordic adonis Alexander Skarsgard. But if, perhaps, they're on the fence…
See-Through Shoes and a Seahorse Brooch at the Disconnect Screening
Last night at a screening of Disconnect, that new movie that seems to have approximately one zillion characters and storylines, there were two kinds of looks on the red carpet: Those embracing the sweetness and light of Spring… and those sticking to all black everything. Also: Winona!
Have Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts Gone From BFFs to Frenemies?
IMHO, Naomi Watts has always been the more endearing half of the blonde, icy "Aussie Posse" best-friend duo that includes herself and Nicole Kidman. Watts, who got a Lead Actress Academy Award nod for her role in The Impossible, is filming a 60 Minutes CBS segment as part of their pre-Oscars nominee special. But when…
Vampire Eric and Juno Are Extreme Environmental Activists in The East
Here's the trailer for The East, a movie about an investigator (Ellen Page) who goes undercover with a group of anarchists only to soon find herself getting caught up in their cause. The film also stars tall, Swedish-flavored glass of water Alexander Skarsgard and the always-on point Patricia Clarkson. The East…
Melanie Griffith And Antonio Banderas Don't Do It Anymore, Might Divorce
After fifteen years of marriage (and a fair amount of that spent in couples therapy, apparently), two of the final standing members of the Un-Divorced Hollywood Old Guard, Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith, might be almost ready to call it quits. This spring, Banderas was seen getting all up on another woman at a…
Alexander Skarsgard Is "Born to Play" the Lead in 50 Shades of Grey
True Blood actor and golden drip of Swedish honey Alexander Skarsgard has thrown his name in the ring for the role of Christian Grey in the recently greenlit film adaptation of E.L. James' erotic and elaborate Twilight tribute 50 Shades of Grey.
Alicia Silverstone Argues That Feeding Her Son Directly From Her Mouth Is 'Adorable'
Stomachs may have turned when the video of Alicia Silverstone feeding her son directly from her mouth first hit the interwebs, but the actress says she doesn't give a frickity fuck what y'all think. "I wasn't saying this was anything somebody should do," she said. "I wasn't trying to be independent or cause such a…
Mean Girl Kim Kardashian Mocks Demi Moore's Meltdown
Taking all celebrity gossip as gospel – as we should, even just for kicks – mean girl Kim Kardashian outed herself as a complete piece of shit by making fun of Demi Moore's Whip-It-related seizures at Elton John's Oscar party. She requested Devo's "Whip It" in front of the crowed room and said it was "dedicated to…

