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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    11/18/09

    In reply to Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
    The Bob Saget show sounds like a slightly watered down version of "Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends" - a British show which was usually interesting. [en.wikipedia.org]
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
    Dolly Parton made "I Will Always Love You" famous. Not Whitney whateverhernameis. She just brought it back into the mainstream for a while.
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    11/18/09

    @Lady Skittlehattington: Thank. You. Also, fun fact - she wanted Elvis to record it. He turned it down. Which is too bad, because an Elvis/Dolly collaboration is pretty much the stuff my dreams are made of.
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    11/18/09

    @BeckyIva: That would have been TOTALLY amazing.

    #tips
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
    "When I was reading the books, I felt so bad for Jacob's character. I was, like, 'Wow, he can't get the girl he wants and he's being shut down and used.' But now that I'm actually dating Taylor Swift is who amazing and funny and Glinda the Good Witch and totes hot, I realized that Jacob wanted the wrong girl all along and this is really better for everybody."
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
    Wait a minute - there's a Wall Street 2 movie? Goodness.. why? Why? Can someone explain to me why NOW is a good time to make a money about Wall Street?
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    11/18/09

    @laliaberry: Perhaps they're hoping to capture the trials and travails of being forced to time-share your private jet? I mean, that's wrenching stuff.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
    Carrie maybe you should google "Celebrity Sex Tape Scandal" and see how suing the porn companies worked for Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Paris got nothing, Kim gets a percent of the profits but is also forever tainted with benefitting from something she says she's ashamed for and the message that sends about her character.

    Sorry Prejean. You're a porn star now. Vivid is just fucking with you waiting so long to release it. Also, how much damage do you REALLY think you can do to Vivid? Vivid is one of the biggest adult companies.
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    11/18/09

    @Snowbunny: I have a friend banking his revengeful joy on those tapes. It's at the top of his "I'll watch it, point & laugh" to-do list.
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    Image of badmuthafudrucker badmuthafudrucker
    11/18/09

    In reply to Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
    John Travolta saying he'd pay $10 to see something is like me saying I'd trade my snotty tissues to see the same thing.

    While you could wipe your cat's butt with $10 bills, I'm scraping together $9.57 at the gas pump.

    Wouldn't it have been better to say that that scene alone is worth the price of a movie ticket?
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    11/18/09

    @badmuthafudrucker: No, it's worse: He could PAY someone to wipe his cat's butt with a $10 bill. Just have them follow the cat around all day wiping it's butt.

    I love how unaware celebs are of the real world. It'd be endearing if it wasn't so scary.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
    JESUS CHRIST, CELEBRITIES! PAY YOUR TAXES. It's not that hard of a concept! Yes, I understand you have accountants doing this stuff for you, but at the very least ask to see your paperwork after stuff is filed! Hire a second person to audit yourself!

    I feel no sympathy.
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    11/18/09

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I KNOW, seriously. My husband has his own business (which is not making celeb kind of money) and somehow we manage to get our taxes right. We were even audited last year and they surprisingly couldn't find anything wrong (and oh, how they tried!).

    I just don't get it at all.
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    11/18/09

    In reply to Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
    That Bob Saget show actually does sound interesting - but would you really call that a reality show? They're putting him into situations specifically to film the reaction - it's not just following him around in his every day life. (I guess that's what reality shows have become, but this sounds more like Dirty Jobs or something.)
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
    Ojani Noa, I've never been a fan of your precious narcissistic ex, but you sir, are a douchebag traitor. Get a job.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    11/18/09

    In reply to Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
    OK, I think Nate Berkus is as adorable and talented as the next girl, but REALLY? another Oprah "spin off"? I'm surprised the sex lady hasn't gotten a spin off. Or Ali Wentworth. Or GAYLE. Man I'd be pissed with my lack of show if I was Gayle.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    11/18/09

    @thecameralovesyou: I'll WATCH Nate.
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    Image of RedLantern RedLantern
    11/18/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Nate is my favorite of Oprah's babies, I think. Him or Dr. Oz.

    I get the feeling that Gayle is happy with the level of fame she has. As far as I know, she's respected in her career and makes a very, very good living. No way Oprah wouldn't have helped her go national or international if she wanted to be.
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    11/18/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Gayle has a radio show, doesn't she?
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    11/18/09

    @Breamworthy: Oh yes, she does. That's true. And you know, she runs all of O magazine so.. I guess she did get a good hookup.
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    11/18/09

    @RedLantern: Nate's for sure my favourite too. I just can't forgive her for Dr Phil.

    @hearmeroar: You shock me with your Oprah knowledge. I'm not worthy.
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    Image of ardentlilac ardentlilac
    11/18/09

    @thecameralovesyou: I love Ali Wentworth (and thank you -- I can't ever remember her name). She is natural and appealing without being obnoxious and I love how she rocks those eye bags. She makes me believe mine are attractive.
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    Image of ahpooks ahpooks
    11/18/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Gayle got "O" magazine, so maybe she's ok with that.
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    11/18/09

    @ardentlilac: I love her too. although her Dallas Cowboys cheerleader dance at the Texas state fair made me uncomfortable. Just because of the awkward sexy face.
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/18/09

    In reply to Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
    i feel so bad for aaron carter. the kid got robbed of his childhood to make money, and is now a young adult with nothing to show for it.
    well, at least the backstreet boys are back together.
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    Image of BuffyBot BuffyBot
    11/18/09

    @rd2uk: KTBSPA!
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/18/09

    In reply to Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
    Um. The Enrique Iglesias video. Most hysterical WTF moment occurs with the hooker wrapping herself around a stripper pole coming from betwixt his legs in a bed. Subtle! Then they both disappear and he masturbates some more.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/18/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: Yeah, that was a very bizarre video. My only interpretation is that Enrique enjoys masturbating to videos of crying girls. That, and he shaves his pubic hair.
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    11/18/09

    @GirlFailer: He enjoys masturbating a lot. Enough to hole up in a hotel room with days and days worth of room service. So the other take away from the experience is that masturbating to videos of crying girls and fantasizing about prostitutes makes him really hungry.

    There's a way that this was a good thing to start the day with, because it had zip to do with SP! Woohoo!

    #tips
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    11/18/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: Maybe he was just ordering the food, then forgetting to eat it because he was so busy masturbating?

    I've typed "masturbating" more times than should be allowed before 10 AM. -Masturbation out, yo.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
    Rik Flair's not totally retired--he's shilling lottery tickets here in NC:
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
    Nice to see Rihanna date an actually gifted guy (Michael Lee was an amazing character) rather than a no talent lowlife with awful facial hair.
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    Image of mipsy6 mipsy6
    11/18/09

    @ManofReason: I know! I have no idea what Tristan Wilds is like in real life, but I choose to believe he is sweet, smart and awesome. Good for Rihanna. My Michael love will never die. (I choose to ignore the fact that he's now on the horrible 90210.)
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    11/18/09

    @mipsy6: I just like to think that when he dropped his little brother off in the suburbs, his bro got sent to 90210 and he thought it was a good gig so he followed him. So being on 90210 is really Michael's way of escaping a life of following in Omar's footsteps (which, while awesome, does not guarantee any quality of life).
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"
    OK so does Wilmer Valderrama have a magic schlong or something? Because I just don't see the appeal. He gives me the heebie jeebies.
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    Image of Scoithniamh Scoithniamh
    11/18/09

    @cuteasabutton: Seriously! And he was such a dick in that Howard Stern interview.
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    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    11/18/09

    @cuteasabutton: yeah, he must have some intoxicating amount of moxie for MTV to give him a yo mama show.
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    Image of Dakota_55 Dakota_55
    11/18/09

    @cuteasabutton: the whole Wilmer Valderamma stuff makes me feel like we're back in 2003
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