Drunk Guy Loses Big-Ass Ring At The Club
Lesson: Don’t go to the club without making sure you’ve insured all your valuables. Or, don’t bring items you need to insure to the club.
Woman at Airport Security Refuses to Waste a Bottle of Remy
A woman in a Beijing airport simply had no other choice but to drink a whole bottle of cognac at security check to avoid having to throw away $200. Such is the cost of air travel.
How to Get Past the College Phase and Drink Alcohol Like an Adult
Having an active social circle can have a ton of benefits for your professional and personal life. As an adult, that social life can often involve alcohol. If you’re new to the world of drinking, or all you know from your college days is Jägerbombs and keg stands, here’s how to enter the drinking world like an adult.…
Study: Rich Old People Really Know How to Party
A study published in the BMJ on Thursday found that wealthy, educated, high-functioning baby boomers aren’t so far behind college students when it comes to drinking their faces off.
There Are Four Types of Drunks, Says Science
For the people who proudly display their Myers-Briggs results on their online bios, there’s a new personality test you can take. Researchers at the University of Missouri-Columbia have categorized drinkers into four different roles, inspired by cultural icons and film characters. Right next to your Myers-Brigg “INFP”…
Wisconsin Is America's Drunkest State (We're #1! We're #1!)
Is Wisconsin America’s drunkest state? Is Madeleine Davies, one of Jezebel’s multiple Wisconsin-born writers, drunk right now? The answer to both questions is a resounding yes!
High Drama in New Hampshire Legislature Over Babies on Beer Bottles
The New Hampshire state legislature is currently going head-to-head with their governor, battling over whether pictures of babies should be allowed on beer bottles. Truly, the states are America’s laboratories of democracy.
So This Whisky Is Supposed to Taste Like Porn Stars
Have you ever been drinking whisky and had the thought “man, this is gross and I bet it would be much better if it had been made by a beautiful woman and tasted like her, too?” Yes? Me too! That’s why Whisky by X is for us. It’s a new and exciting party liquor that is created and made by beautiful women for the men…
Your Hotel Mini-Bar: Just Don't.
You’ve had a long day, hoofing it around ruins and cathedrals and museums. You haven’t had anything to eat since lunch, which was ages ago. Now you’re back in your hotel room, a little grimy and sweaty, and too exhausted to freshen up and go wandering around in pursuit of dinner—no way, not after you walked 86,000…
Rand Paul's Son Cited for DUI in Car Accident
Senator Rand Paul’s son William, 22, was reportedly cited for DUI this past weekend after rear-ending a parked car.
It's Time for Sorority Women to Have Their Own Damn Parties and Booze
In the midst of our ongoing and incredibly frustrating campus rape discussion, one odd fact keeps disappearing and reemerging from the conversation: sororities are formally prohibited from serving alcohol at official Greek events, while fraternities, um, serve quite a lot of it. Would allowing sororities to serve…
Seventeen Hangover Cures From People Who Should Know
Happy New Year! I bet you feel like shit.
A Lot of Kids Will Try Booze For the First Time This Month
The holiday season is that special time of the year when the scent of pine is in the air, generosity prevails and teenagers begin their slow descent into a recurring series of poor decision making fueled by alcohol, commonly known as adulthood.
Can You Guess The Drunkest Day Of 2014?
Hint: It wasn't Superbowl Sunday.
How to Drink All Night at the Holiday Party and Not Be That Guy
Listen, drinking all night is not healthy. But it's holiday party season, that perfect storm of open bar and all of your colleagues waiting to see who will be this year's obnoxious, puking, passed out and/or dead person at the party. Don't be that guy.
First off, let's review the science of drunk. In order to survive…The Ugly Sweater: How to Make a Perfect Holiday Cocktail
This is The Ugly Sweater.
Bar Serving a 'Roofie Colada': C'mon Guys, It's A Joke!
Staten Island, known to most in the tri-state area as a mecca of subtlety and restraint, has in its borders a liquor depository/social gathering place called The Phunky Elephant, a bar that, until recently, boasted on its menu something called a "Roofie Colada." Some patrons, it turns out, were not pleased with their…
Restaurant Accidentally Serves Children Alcoholic Beverages
A Joe's Crab Shack in Colorado (because crabs naturally occur right in the middle of America) has a bit of explaining to do after accidentally giving a group of six young children between the ages of 2 and 8 years old, drinks with alcohol in it. Yikes.
Conservative Think Tank: You Dumb Broads Worry Too Much About Roofies
A conservative think tank has embarked upon a quest to convince us all that women worry way too much about getting drugged and raped. This is an interesting hill to die on.
Rich People Are Ruining Red Wine By Putting Their Buttholes in It
Do you enjoy a nice glass of red wine with your dinner? Well, next time you take a delicate sip of your Merlot and feel it slide down your throat, remember that someone, somewhere is dipping their dirty ass in a barrel of Bordeaux at the same time.
