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    Karl Lagerfeld's World Is Dog-Wear-Dog, Fat.
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    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    01/02/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld's World Is Dog-Wear-Dog, Fat.
    So who wants to dump buckets of red paint on him? Or barrels of bacon grease, as the case may be.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    01/02/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld's World Is Dog-Wear-Dog, Fat.
    Let's hope Chanel sees fit to cut loose Karl as a cost-cutting measure.
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    01/02/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld's World Is Dog-Wear-Dog, Fat.
    Is Country Jodie speaking English? Hard to tell.
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    Image of hfree hfree
    01/02/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld's World Is Dog-Wear-Dog, Fat.
    Unless Kaiser Karl is wearing a lot of bear or wolverine, he's really got some issues. What did a little mink ever do to you? Sure he's got sharpe teeth, but he's 1/10th your size.


    And one must really look out for those vicious chinchillas.

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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    01/02/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld's World Is Dog-Wear-Dog, Fat.
    the bunnies~~ those insane, blood-thirsty, carnivorous bunnies will kill us all!
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    01/02/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld's World Is Dog-Wear-Dog, Fat.
    "Awwww... it's just a cute little chinchilla... I told you! It's vicious! With sharp, nasty, pointy teeth!"
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    01/02/09

    @NefariousNewt: Run away! Run away!
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/02/09

    @NefariousNewt: "We shall use the holy hand grenade!"
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    01/02/09

    @NefariousNewt: Oh now that just makes me sad. Chinchillas are sweet, soft, and have to be raised in pairs at least because they are social and will die of lonliness if you just have one. Does that sound like an animal that would eat us?
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    01/02/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld's World Is Dog-Wear-Dog, Fat.
    Honestly, one of these days Karl is going to open his mouth and nothing but bees will come flying out.


    He is like some crazy, muttering wierd guy in the park, only he is well-moisturized and wearing mink boxers.

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    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    01/02/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: Bwah-hahahaha! I like that mental image.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/02/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld's World Is Dog-Wear-Dog, Fat.
    I hope Karl Lagerfeld gets eaten by a furry animal with a big fat ass.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    01/02/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld's World Is Dog-Wear-Dog, Fat.
    Lagerfeld is right. See, one time I was walking the streets of LA, minding my own business, when a pack of red bandana wearing minks jumped me. They blew smoke in my face and shoved me in the dirt and called me a "ho." Even now I'm tearing up about it. Some nice people came to my aid and now I wear that pretty pack of minks when it's cold to remind myself what's important in life. Who's laughing now, homeys? Who's laughing now?!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/02/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Hahahaha! The mental image I have of this is priceless.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/02/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: I cannot tell you how many times a harmless-seeming little rabbit has tried to claw my eyes out and disembowel me. If you don't believe me, just ask King Arthur, Sir Galahad, and Sir Lancelot. They saw the whole thing. The Scotsman tried to warn us, but we thought it was just a harmless little bunneh.
    /gratuitous Monty Python reference
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    01/02/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): What is your favorite color?
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    01/02/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: You are lucky you got away with your life. I heard about an ermine attack where the woman was not so lucky. But her father, King Friday, said revenge was sweet, and the collar was warm.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/02/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Blue! No, red! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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    Image of So Irish So Irish
    01/02/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): Twas only a fleshwound!
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    01/02/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): African or European swallow?
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    01/02/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld's World Is Dog-Wear-Dog, Fat.
    Where was Karl when I hit a moose with my car in 2003?
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    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    01/03/09

    @PaintedTrollop: Oh dear, I'm glad you're okay.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    01/02/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld's World Is Dog-Wear-Dog, Fat.
    I can't read the article about retailers because I don't want to subscribe, but of course the effects will take longer to show. Selling at a deep discount is not nearly as damaging as a shitload of inventory you can't unload. That is a major deficit and I am sure many, many retailers are dealing with that problem right now. Expect lighter assortments in 2009/10.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    01/02/09

    @Penny Plastic (Archetype): Have you noticed that no one is considering the possibility that a lot of people just don't want any more shit in their houses? I keep waiting for this to come up, but it never does. My place is crammed full. It needs serious decrapification. We can't live like this. We're not exactly swimming in cash, but the real reason I'm not buying anything is that no one can show me anything unique enough, at the right price, for the precious real estate that is our home.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    01/02/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld's World Is Dog-Wear-Dog, Fat.
    I think Karl has crossed the line from hilariously cranky to ignorant asshole.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    01/02/09

    @Penny Plastic (Archetype): The proudly arrogant ignorant asshole.
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    01/02/09

    @Penny Plastic (Archetype): Good Morning, Fearless Leader! Are your fingers feeling nimble?


    BTW I don't care about what an over-tanned, fan carrying manorexic thinks about the way I look.

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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    01/02/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld's World Is Dog-Wear-Dog, Fat.
    One must always take care to avoid the roaming gangs of beaver and mink that hang out in dark alleyways, waiting for their unsuspecting human victims. Remember ladies - you'll only find death when you stop to admire the cute little raccoon. He is simply a decoy placed by those damn sheep.
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    Image of pandorasmittens pandorasmittens
    01/02/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld's World Is Dog-Wear-Dog, Fat.
    If that is his logic, then I guess I'll have to get me a Karl Lagerfeld throw rug.
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    Image of alouette alouette
    01/02/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld's World Is Dog-Wear-Dog, Fat.
    Is this "cheap copies" prediction anything new? All I have to do is stroll down the halls of my academic building to see cheap copies of well-known designers such as Coach, Burberry, Chanel, etc etc etc etc.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    01/02/09

    @alouette: Hell, there's an entire STORE filled with knock-offs not a mile from my house. No one here seems to care. The one time I entered (and was pretty shocked), the clerk practically twisted herself in knots trying to assure me that the Prada was REAL.


    Sure. In a store in a strip mall. In a town of 12k. In Lower Crapovia.

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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    01/02/09

    @Gretchen: Were you wearing your "FTC 4-Eva" T-shirt? Maybe that did it!
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