Scott Disick Has Impregnated Kourtney Kardashian for a Third Time

It is official! Scott Disick's sperms have now found purchase within the womb of Kourtney Kardashian thrrrrrice! The couple's third child is due in December, at which point Kourtney's plan will be complete and Scott will never sleep in the bed with her ever again because it will be like an anthill but with babies.… » 6/04/14 8:00pm 6/04/14 8:00pm

Saturday Night Social: You Oughta Know It's Alanis Morissette's Birthday

Happy birthday to Alanis Morissette! The Canadian songstress turns 39 today, and hopefully has a better grasp on the definition of irony by now. But you can't realllly hold it against her! I never knew a breakup song about Dave Coulier would mean so much to me. Right? Right? Would you go down on me in a theater? Not… » 6/01/13 6:30pm 6/01/13 6:30pm

Your Evening Time Capsule: Uncle Joey Was a Really Big Jerk

To be fair, Dave Coulier isn't the only suspected subject of Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know," and we may never know for sure because Morissette has refused to identify the guy. It might be Bob Saget, or even Matt LeBlanc. Maybe, just maybe, Alanis Morissette accidentally got hold of a time-warp viewfinder,… » 5/27/13 6:30pm 5/27/13 6:30pm

Martha Stewart So Regrets Not Banging Paul Newman and Robert Redford

Match.com enthusiast Martha Stewart cannot, for the life of her, remember why she didn't try to go down to Pound Town back in her days as a preppy young thing who worked at a pastry shop outside a Ralph Lauren store in Connecticut and occasionally sold Hubbell Gardner scones or whatever. Lady, I feel THAT. » 5/07/13 9:00am 5/07/13 9:00am

Internet Chops and Screws Kristen Stewart's Quote About Being "Out Of…

The good news is that we've transitioned into the Overanalysis of Interviews post-mortem phase of the Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart infidelity drama (alias Sparklegate), which means we are one step closer to hearing nothing more about it, ever again. The bad news is that a moment in K-Stew's pre-cheating scandal… » 8/25/12 11:30am 8/25/12 11:30am

Robert Pattinson Eats Ice Cream on The Daily Show, Jokes About His Spanx

All those Antique Roadshow marathons seem to have poured some glitter gas back into Robert Pattinson's PR sparkle tank and gotten him through two major New York appearances. First, Rob visited Jon Stewart, who played a spirited round of Very Concerned Camp Counselor on the Daily Show. ("What are we doing here? Are you… » 8/14/12 9:00am 8/14/12 9:00am

Katy Perry Offers Robert Pattinson Refuge In Her Cupcake Décolletage

The plot thickens: pastry-breasted recent divorceé Katy Perry has invited her friend Robert Pattinson, cuckold, to "take a break" with her. A source says, "Katy has been a rock for ­Rob. She has reassured him she is very much there for him just as he was for her when she split from Russell." Reportedly Kristen Stewart » 7/28/12 11:30am 7/28/12 11:30am

I'm Sure She'd Make a Really Excellent Mother: Alanis Morissette…

In shocking "Hey, Not Everybody Raises Their Kids How I Want to Raise My Kids" news, Alanis Morissette is the most recent celebrity to endorse attachment parenting, saying that she will breastfeed her 17 month-old son as long for as long as he continues to want to be breastfed. Additionally, she practices a… » 5/31/12 3:05pm 5/31/12 3:05pm

Without a Trace of Irony, Alanis Morissette Vows to Breastfeed Her Son…

It appears the time has come for every celebrity mother to take sides in the attachment parenting debate. Today Alanis Morissette planted herself firmly in "very attached" territory by saying she still breastfeeds her 16-month-old son Ever and won't stop until he asks her to. She thinks it's going to save her on… » 5/21/12 8:00pm 5/21/12 8:00pm

Will Smith Smacks Ukrainian Reporter in the Face After Attempted Kiss

At the Moscow premiere of Men in Black 3 (hhhhhhh), a male Ukrainian reporter tried to kiss Will Smith on his male mouth. Chaos ensued! In video footage, Smith responds, "What the hell is your problem, man?" then backhands the reporter right across the face. Smith then says, "He's lucky I didn't sucker punch him."… » 5/18/12 8:30pm 5/18/12 8:30pm