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If anyone has ever seen his show on HBO...I can't imagine him marrying anyone, let alone Heidi Fleiss.
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When I read that, the first thing I thought is that I sort of hope HBO gives them a reality show.
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Wait...I thought all of them were genetically his. His sperm wasn't used in any of the surrogates?
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Still, doesn't matter. For better or for worse, they're his.
06/27/09
I couldn't stop watching all of the specials last night and I actually do think that Prince Michael I looks a lot like him.
I'm bi-racial and have bi-racial friends and we do come in a variety of shades!
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Ah, I like what you did there.
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I mean, one maybe. Three? That's a sperm donor. Or some sort of genetic engineering technology not known to man as of yet.
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Well, MJ, himself, is pretty out of this world. But, okay, fine, maybe they're not ALL his biological children, but I stand by thinking that Prince Michael I is. But after the Macauley Culkin mention, I'm totally going with him as the biological father of Paris and Prince Michael II.
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Gave me such a big fat smile.
Please help experienced Jezzies! How do I make things I want to quote in those neat-o italix?
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oh my god I love you now I am a real Jezzie.
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Did I just blow your mind?
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That family will be all over those kids to give them money from the estate (just like they were with Michael) and Joe Jackson is still in the picture (and we see what a horrible job he did with his own child) and Katherine Jackson is 79 years old!
I would choose a distant, somewhat unstable, probably money-grubbing birth mother instead. The kids will probably be messed up but maybe they won't be fucked up!
06/27/09
I want Auntie Janet and Uncle Jermaine to get the kids.
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I have no idea if this is true, but I think that Janet was the closest to Michael out of all of the Jackson kids.
However, I do wonder why the hell Michael Jackson didn't have a will.
06/27/09
Once they are around 7, the kids can get internships and begin their work to save DefJam from what is otherwise near-certain artistic demise.
06/27/09
Yes! Prince Michael I and Paris can start on Monday. I smell a tribute song with little P&P singing the hook.
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But the point is that you can't leave your kids to someone in a will - especially not if they have a living parent. A will is meaningless in this custody battle.
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On another note, only Jackson could pull off an all sequin shirt.
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Mr Ruthless was at work yesterday and the water cooler chat was about the crazy celeb death day that was Thursday. One of his coworkers said something to the effect that MJ stole FF's death-thunder, and then several of his co-workers were saying that FF was somehow un-American/unpatriotic/otherwise a terrible person. Seeing as how these people are his bosses, Mr. Ruthless smiled and nodded, but when he came home, he asked me what she had done that would be controversial. I had no idea, and I googled variants of "Farrah Fawcett + controversy" "+protest" "+Vietnam" (thinking perhaps she had been involved with Jane Fonda?) etc., and the only controversy I could find was that she had posed for Playboy, which is hardly un-American, amiright?
So, Jezzies with conservative backgrounds/friends/whatever: do Mr. Ruthless's coworkers know something that isn't google-able, or do they have her confused with someone else (again, I'm thinking Jane Fonda for some reason)?
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