If You Haven't Seen Chris Pratt's New Space-Cop Abs, Happy Birthday

I don't know what's wrong with me (love, maybe? I guess?), but at some point in the fairly recent past I lost the ability to have celebrity crushes. I just can't remember the point of having a crush on someone you don't know, you know? How does that even work? I'm never even going to meet that person! Why would I… » 7/08/13 8:45pm 7/08/13 8:45pm

'Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe' Is an Awesome Response to 'Accidental Racist'

Brad Paisley's "Accidental Racist" isn't all bad. As Stephen Colbert pointed out on last night's Colbert Report, it did indeed succeed in bringing people of different races together: "This song has united all Americans — not just Black and White, but Latino, Asian, Muslim, Pacific Islander, Inuit — all of us to join… » 4/18/13 11:40am 4/18/13 11:40am

Lindsay Lohan's Not On Drugs But Having Trouble Making It to Court

I mean, how hard is it to catch a flight? This is a rhetorical question for Lindsay Lohan, who missed her plane last night from New York to attend her trial in L.A. this morning. (We're now on her twenty-something trial. When you move into the double digits, you should get a free Shakeweight or some turtle wax or an… » 3/18/13 9:00am 3/18/13 9:00am

Louis CK Cast A Black Actress As The Mother Of His White Kids And…

Louis CK, continuing to carve out a niche for himself as Sort Of Genius/the Lethargic Husky Dream Man of men and women across the nation with dark senses of humor and minor clinical depression, was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night fielding questions about his choice to cast a black woman (after valiantly Googling, it… » 6/27/12 9:00am 6/27/12 9:00am

In 1992, Alan Cumming Awkwardly Appeared In A Commercial For Blue Jeans

Perfume-haver, Fleshbot award winner, actor, James Bond comic relief, and delightfully incurable Scot Alan Cumming just Tweeted a link to this 1992 Lee jeans commercial. On his blog, Cumming explains why he thinks he was cast — the director, Paul Weiland, went to see Cumming in a play, noticed he was driving a… » 12/08/11 3:50pm 12/08/11 3:50pm

"It's Real, And It's Happening": The God-Awful Smurfs Trailer

Neil Patrick Harris is lovable, Glee's Jayma Mays is adorable, but it's really hard to get behind the Smurfs movie. This new trailer has 3D toilet bowl sight-gags for kids and, um, a sexualized Smurfette for adults. Hank Azaria is actually a pretty good Gargamel, but Alan Cumming as Gutsy Smurf?!? Who the hell is… » 3/11/11 1:30pm 3/11/11 1:30pm