Family Matters: Karenna Gore Schiff And Husband Separating

When it rains, it pours: a mere week after the announcement of Al and Tipper Gore's separation, sources close to the family confirm that their eldest daughter, Karenna Gore Schiff, is also separating from her husband of 12 years. [People]
How Did The Clintons Outlast The Gores?
Much is sad about the divorce of Al and Tipper Gore, but one thing is truly shocking: while these two are splitting up, the Clintons are still together.
Which Celeb Has The Dumbest Fans On Twitter?
Tom Scott is a genius! He created Stupid FIght, a program in which you plug in celebrity names, and find out who has the stupider fans.
Bill Clinton's Swagger Gets Things Done
Bill Clinton may be off to one side watching Al Gore hug the recently-released Laura Ling, but Bill Clinton's swagger has dominated the news, including today's Crappy Hour, co-starring the Huffington Post's Jason Linkins.
American Journalists Sentenced To 12 Years Hard Labor
Laura Ling and Euna Lee, the American journalists accused of entering North Korea, have been sentenced to twelve years of "reform through labor" — but many hope they will be released sooner.
Kim Kardashian: Not Full-Figured; A Little Offended
- Kim Kardashian is ticked Us used a picture of her alongside a story about Forever 21's just-launched plus-size line. "I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things," Kardashian protested. [PerezHilton]
Politicians Are Certainly All Unsure, Unless They're Sure.
- Barack Obama will officially resign his Senate seat on Sunday, one day before Congress reconvenes for its lame duck session. Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich has 60 days to appoint a successor to serve until a special election in 2010, but hasn't signaled who he's leaning towards. [Washington Post]
- In the meantime,…
Democrats Kiss And Make Up With Everyone Except Lieberman
- For those of you who don't recognize the people Obama is embracing, that's Debbie Dingell to the left and Senator Carl Levin to the right. They were two of the four Michiganders who led the fight to get Michigan's full delegate seated at the convention. [Kalamazoo Gazette]
- Which is a roundabout way of illustrating…
McCain Wins Rudy!
- Oh yeah, and Florida too. Wonder if Giuliani has any of those $9.11 donations left to inject into the old guy's campaign coffers? [AP]
- Hillary wins Florida too but feminists don't believe in beauty contests...or...um. [Wash Post]
- An alternative way to bask in the success of the troop surge this eve, if you have HBO. […
Al Gore Wins Nobel Peace Prize For Tireless Effort To Get You To Change Your Lightbulbs
Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize for his work reminding everyone about global warming, on what is ironically the COLDEST DAY EVER. Actually, to be precise, he shared the prize with the U.N.'s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, which has funded the research of the colossal stacks of research that made most…
Oprah Pushing The Finding-A-Moral Agenda A Little Too Hard
- Oprah's golden retriever Gracie died in May after an unfortunate choking incident and still Oprah is talking about it, only now she's putting that Oprah-branded spin on it saying that Gracie's death was really a hidden message that she needed to slow down and take more time to appreciate her own life. Seriously, we…
Teri Hatcher Desperate To Ruin Eva Longoria's Special Day
- The Eva Longoria nupti-news continues: Ryan Seacrest wept and everyone got huffy (heh) when Teri Hatcher showed up mugging for cameras in a dress tailored to look exactly like the bridesmaid dress. Um, if succeeding at undermining someone requires wearing a bridesmaid dress when you don't have to we would normally…
Al Gore Not Running For President, Son In Rehab: Coincidence? We Think Not
- Al "I'm The Man Who Was Elected President, But Whatever I'm A Movie Star Now" Gore has "fallen out of love" with politics, he says. And thus will not be running for president... again. If this is true, what a drama queen! If this isn't true, what an even bigger drama queen! Simmer down, Al! (And if you need some help…
Gianfranco Ferre, "Architect Of Fashion", Dies
- Italian designer Gianfranco Ferre, the "architect of fashion" (and favorite designer of Oprah Winfrey) died yesterday at the age of 62 from a brain hemorrhage. In addition to designing his own eponymous label, he created scandal by being [gasp!] an Italian overseeing Dior, from 1989-1996. Nonsensical statement from…
The Drinks Are On MK And Ashley Tonight
- Happy 21st birthday Mary Kate and Ashley! Yup, as of today, the Olsen twins are legally able to imbibe both Red Bull and vodka. Now go throw up an extra-special birthday dinner girls — you deserve it! [Olsen Twins 21st Birthday Countdown]
- Everyone — rulers out! A new study says that math skills can be determined by…
We just need a hug, Mr Dole.
We're simply thrilled that coke-snorting Oxycontin munchin' emailing overdosing (but NOT like Marilyn Monroe, differently, ok?) wayward starlet Lindsay Lohan is finally getting some help. And we hope that when the day comes that we finally kick our smack habit, Al Gore is there for us too. Expect this ex-presidential…
