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AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover
06/25/09

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Latoya!!! I worked through the morning and missed this? Just one more reason to quit this job.
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la.donna.pietra
06/25/09

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Y'know, any lingering intellectual issues I might have had with those Gisele/hot dudes pictures have now been erased by the thought of Stormfront guys squealing in horror and rage upon viewing them.

Thanks, Megan and Latoya!
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southernbitch
06/25/09

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ha! best part of the emails:

"P.S. I do not want to raise expectations, when I say I will send something insignificant I promise I will do as I say! It wont (sic) be worthy of bedside placement ... was just going to find the movie the Holiday"

what kind of shitty present to your mistress is THAT? the holiday? really? you're supposed to send films like last tango in paris, dumbass. or, you know, even kinkier shit than that. mark sanford even fails at having a proper affair.
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lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
06/25/09

@southernbitch: i actually really really love that movie.
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Ipomoea
06/25/09

@southernbitch: Seriously, Sanford. Man up and send her Henry and June or Star Whores: The Phantom Anus.
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dianersb was bit by a zombie
06/25/09

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The comments on The State after the wife's letter are....well, let's just say they're interesting.
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southernbitch
06/25/09

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did anyone else read that amazingly insane interview esquire did with huckabee maybe 4 months ago? the interviewer asked him some really basic questions, like how to deal with crime problems and drug problems in the us, and huckabee's big idea was basically, "well, if we got everyone in america to truly respect in and believe in the bible, we wouldn't have any more problems." seriously. that's his platform. if everyone just becomes really christian, all social problems will magically disappear. so he and palin should just bypass the political sphere and just become a traveling comedian/tent revival show, because that's all they truly are.
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GayRobotsRUS
06/25/09

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Do a greater percentage of politicians cheat or are their philandering ways just more publicized?
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DangerMouse
06/25/09

@GayRobotsRUS: I think that more people with giant egos cheat, no matter how you slice it.
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SomeAuthorGirl
06/25/09

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I think those emails between Sanford and "Maria" are tragic. Understanding that I don't find it any less grossly hypocritical and that I am glad this loudmouth got caught out, they are kind of sweet.

What a stupid, stupid, stupid man. No one would bat an eyelash if he hadn't been brimming with bullshit.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
06/25/09

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Anyone else feel like hopping a flight to Tehran and getting started with the righteous metaphorical ass-whippings? Not actual ass-whippings, because enough blood has been spilled, but really. I mean I'd like to gather a large enough number of sympathizers that we could form like Voltron and be like twenty stories high. And then show up in the city and peer in the Ayatollah's window and be all, O Hai! We brought you some democracy! Where would you like us to put it? How bout right in your face you murdering bastard!!! This might sound like I'm being funny but that's not my intent. I feel helpless and small and I wish I could serve up some assistance, but here I am at my desk, typing and drinking coffee.

I don't like the world.
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debo matar la zombi goldberry83
06/25/09

@..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: That would be ridiculously awesome - I know exactly what you mean, though. There's such a feeling of helplessness watching these things happen, knowing that people are dying and struggling, and also knowing that there's not a damn thing we can do right now.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
06/25/09

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I don't really care that Governor Sanford had a mistress in Argentina. I mean, who doesn't these days? But at least when I go down to Argentina to visit my mistress, I make sure to leave a note. I'm not even a head of a household, let alone a state.
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EkaterinaBallerina
06/25/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: My mother has been loooving the coverage of this. Turns out my dad knew Sanford really well several years back when a client of his (my dad's) got embroil in a legal battle in SC. As much as my dad considers Republicans the scourge of the underworld, he did like and respect Sanford a lot. It's been a teensy bit hard to defend him after this.

I'm with you, I don't care that he had a mistress. It's par for the course for the Republicans these days, especially the most "moral", and even for the Dems too, it's that he disappeared and didn't so much as think to tell anyone. God forbid, what if something had happened?
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blueberrypancake
06/25/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: I only care that he has a mistress is because (a) he just decided to not show up to his job serving the people of South Carolina for a week to gallivant around with his mistress and (b) he thinks marriage is so sacred that only the heteros should get to enjoy it, but then doesn't honor the vows of his marriage.

Cheating is indeed evidence of a moral failure, but abandoning your job and being a fucking hypocrite are why he should leave his post.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
06/25/09

@blueberrypancake: I totally agree. He should resign. I'm just frustrated that the story has become "OMG! He cheated on his wife!" instead of the fact that HE IS A GOVERNOR AND HE SKIPPED TOWN WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE FOR DAYS! I'm much more concerned that he abandoned his state than that he had a mistress.
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angelheadedhipster
06/25/09

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I enjoy that Megan and Latoya have the It's a Small World ride of ladybits.
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morninggloria
06/25/09

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I suggest that henceforth, all young, promising male politicians should consider being rendered into eunachs. Their angelic singing voices will make for top-notch campaign commercials and their lack of sexual desire will prevent them from literally fucking themselves out of relevance.
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southernbitch
06/25/09

@morninggloria: yeah, but then we wouldn't get the amazing joy of watching so many of the "moral majority" expose themselves as raging hypocrites. also, i would like to think that sanford's complete inepititude of running his fucking state would be the thing to truly make him irrelevant. unless this really is a clevel bait-and-switch, in the vein of "if everyone in the US associates my name with fucking hot argentinian women rather than being a super shitty governor, maybe my legacy won't be so bad after all..."
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DangerMouse
06/25/09

@morninggloria: Can we do that for a guy I went to undergrad with? He went on to become a speechwriter for Bush.
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dancerevolution
06/25/09

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Jenny Sanford, unfortunately, can't say what she really means because of her four sons. But I fully appreciate your translation of her statement. Jenny remembered that there's no 'I' in team, so she said 'I' as much as possible.
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SomeAuthorGirl
06/25/09

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I'm supposed to think about Iran after that last picture? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......
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deitybox
06/25/09

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"You have the whole world in your box"

Awesome.
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dianersb was bit by a zombie
06/25/09

@deitybox: That just might be my new favorite phrase.
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LaMorena
06/25/09

@deitybox: I love it. My "list," while relatively short, reads like the freaking UN.

(Following threads here over the last week, I should add the caveat that this is not any kind of actual mission/fetish. I've just traveled a lot, went to school and live in a city with people from around the globe. I just like hot men regardless or race or creed.)
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Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
06/25/09

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RIght now Ahmedinijad (my spelling sucks) is like me trying to guilt-trip a ugly breakup. It's not going to work man. Just stop trying.
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