Real-Life Letters To Juliet

Letters to Juliet is obviously awful. But what about the story that inspired it?
Dear Abby
What to do if the creator of the eponymous advice column, suffering from Alzheimer's, is allegedly being bilked out of her earnings by her daughter - according to her son? We say: be really depressed. [NY Post]
When Agony Aunts go wild.
So, you hate your husband, or your boyfriend has been unfaithful, and because, strangely enough you are an orphan with no friends living in a bubble on a deserted island, you turn to a newspaper agony aunt for advice. And what do you get?
Because I care.
Everyone knows the web is mostly angry sad people masturbating, but every once in a while you stumble across something so delicious it makes you hug yourself and squeak.
