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Nonagenarian Drummer Rocks Out
Make-Up May Just Save Your Life, Or, You Know, Not
50 Years Of Barbie Couture
Happy Anniversary To Jezebel And My Senile Brain (Astrology And Tony Toni Tone After The Jump)
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GeorgeFayne
08/21/09

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Jerrie is awesome, but that video made me feel like I may have had a stroke.
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LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman
08/21/09

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I've been studying music since I was 7 years old. I hope I am still grooving at 91!
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BabyJane
08/21/09

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The beat goes on.
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Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
04/06/09

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I am moderately clumsy at best and wear makeup every working day. I could be clumsier, but I don't think wearing makeup has anything to do with what little grace I have. Maybe that can be contributed to putting on makeup with a 10x magnifying mirror which is mounted behind the dresser while 3 cats are on the dresser trying to "help" and I'm standing over a greyhound who HAS to sleep on the floor in front of said dresser. The cursing this generates on bad mornings has been known to reach epic proportions.
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birdfeet
04/06/09

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What about ladies under the age of 65? Does it make a difference with us?

I put on make-up in the car almost every day BUT I only do it at red lights. Does that make it better?
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sympathyforthebasementcat
04/06/09

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I wear makeup all the time, but have they seen my knees? They're all scraped up. And it's not from attending rainbow parties in a gravel pit. I've been slipping on the ice and falling all winter.
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gobblegirl
04/06/09

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Wait...so why do clowns always fall over, then?
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hydrogen_jukebox
04/06/09

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My boyfriend always tells me how nice I look when I'm not wearing makeup. Now I'm going to have to go yell at him for conspiring for me to fall down.

I know your game, boy. (evil squint.)
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CrankyOldBroad
04/06/09

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Whenever I see women putting on makeup while driving I dream of a telescoping arm that I can hold out my window to slap them upside the head with, complete with a voice recording that says "Stop that right now!"
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picardia
04/06/09

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I apply makeup most every day, and I still busted my ass on Sixth Avenue the other day. Will L'Oreal compensate me for their product not improving my balance as stated by their own researcher? Just a pair of replacement corduroys would be nice. Or a Mojito.
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CrankyOldBroad
04/06/09

@picardia: Pffft, I want a full refund for the eleventy billion I have spent on L'Oreal cosmetics over the last 40 years...my arms are not toned from these morning excercise sessions.
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grrl
04/06/09

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ok, I have to ask... what the heck is with that photo? big bow and 80s styling aside, why appear to be advocating that women do this while driving? Is that like for the full coordination effect? And then you can add in simultaneous cell phone use. If you make it to work without causing a pile-up you win the Loreal olympics!
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HillGirl
04/06/09

@grrl: I tired eating my breakfast while driving today and could barely drive. Putting on a full face of make up while driving might result in some serious pile up on the highway.
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Samanthrax
04/06/09

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I did blind a sniper who was trying to shoot me, with just the mirror on my compact. So, there's that.
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stacyinbean
04/06/09

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I've been wearing make-up to cover acne for about 14 years now and am the clumsiest bitch on earth. However, I can see how my hands could work better from the application... The balance thing and the stretching bit are a bit ridic though!
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Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
04/06/09

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I just *knew* there was a reason L'Oreal looks so much like LOl.
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ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
04/06/09

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Says the girl who was too lazy today to put on makeup: STFU.
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