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• This week we discussed matters of national importance. Like threesomes.
• Michelle Obama and the role of a first lady actually are matters of national importance. But omg her dresses are purdy!
• Michelle doesn't wear short shorts. Chuck Bass wears short shorts!
• A bunch of idiot teenagers in Gloucester, Mass made a "pregnancy pact", and now a whole mess of 'em are up the stick. Sigh.
• A teen who is no longer pregnant: Jamie Lynn Spears. She gave birth to wee Maddie Briann yesterday.
• A Polish teen got caught in the middle of the abortion battle.

• On a lighter note, we learned how to give birth to queefs.
• We bet teh hotness Josh Peck wouldn't mind some hilarious queefing! Especially on weed.
• And it's Friday. So spend the weekend pondering the great mysteries of your life and relax…remember, days off are the dopeness, not the wackness.

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