Hey, Whatever Happened to All the Statue Fuckers?

The short answer to this very erudite scientific query is that statue fucking (a type of paraphilia called “agalmatophilia,” and yes, this article is actually a surprise homework assignment on Greek prefixes) never really vanished from humankind’s long litany of sexual dalliances — people have just gotten better at… » 8/11/13 1:30pm 8/11/13 1:30pm